Corrupt A Wish

[Wesley8890]

Granted but a couple of octogenarian nudists buy it.

 

I wish I was nice.

[Reader1810]

Granted: You're broke because you can't say no when all your friends and relatives ask to borrow money and don't pay you back.

 

I wish my hair was shorter. 

Edited May 12, 2017 by Reader1810

[Wesley8890]

Just now, Reader1810 said:

Granted: It was bought by the neighbours from hell.

 

I wish my hair was shorter. 

Granted but your bald now.

 

I wish I could sing

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but a couple of octogenarian nudists buy it.

 

That would be an improvement.  

 

1 minute ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: It was bought by the neighbours from hell.

 

I wish my hair was shorter. 

Granted.  You're now bald. 

 

 

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but your bald now. 

 

I wish I could sing

  Great minds...

 

Granted.  You can sing, but not well. 

 

I wish my cats would stop clawing my furniture. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: They're clawing the drapes.

 

I wish I had Chinese food for dinner.

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

That would be an improvement.  

 

Granted.  You're now bald. 

 

 

  Great minds...

 

Granted.  You can sing, but not well. 

 

I wish my cats would stop clawing my furniture. 

Granted but now the claw yours and your guest's legs

 

I wish I was a nicer person

[drpaladin]

 

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but now the claw yours and your guest's legs

 

I wish I was a nicer person

Granted. But absolutely no one notices.

 

I wish the story I'm waiting on is posted.

Edited May 12, 2017 by drpaladin

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Reader1810 said:

Granted: They're clawing the drapes.

 

I wish I had Chinese food for dinner.

I'm a little worried that you mention Chinese food after talking about my cats.  

 

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but now the claw yours and your guest's legs

 

I wish I was a nicer person

Granted.  You are now slightly nicer than you are now.  

 

I wish I could drink a cup of tea before bed without having to get up every two hours to pee.  

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

I'm a little worried that you mention Chinese food after talking about my cats.  

 

Granted.  You are now slightly nicer than you are now.  

 

I wish I could drink a cup of tea before bed without having to get up every two hours to pee.  

Granted but now you get up every half hour

 

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. But absolutely no one notices.

 

I wish the story I'm waiting on is posted.

Granted but its the last chapter and ends on a cliffhanger.

 

I wish I had a smarter dog

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  Your dog is now smarter than you. 

 

I wish I had a maid.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but sure is secretly stealing from you.

 

I wish YouTube would crash

[Valkyrie]

Not granted because I like watching YouTube videos too much.  

 

I wish I will survive the zombie Apocalypse.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but your your stuck with Carl Grimes.

 

I wish the new Chucky movie was out.

[Greg_A]

Granted - but they make a mistake and make it a documentary about Chuck E Cheese's restaurants.

 

I wish my home had a better view.

[drpaladin]

31 minutes ago, Greg_A said:

Granted - but they make a mistake and make it a documentary about Chuck E Cheese's restaurants.

 

I wish my home had a better view.

 

Granted. Your home now has the best view of the sewage treatment plant.

 

I wish I had some homemade pound cake.

[Reader1810]

Granted: Your home has a better view, but won't share it with you. 

 

I wish my favourite author had a new book for me to read.

 

 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but all the stores are sold out and there's no eBook of it.

 

I wish I had a flying car

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You have a flying car that doesn't fly.  So you have a car. And not a very nice one.  

 

I wish my computer held its charge.  

[clochette]

Granted. It needs its charge when plug

 

Oh I've got a good wish... I wish Val would post a new chapter of The Hollow Hill

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  But it's so awesome it's immediately picked up by a publisher and I pull the story from the site.  

 

I wish I could fall back asleep.   

[clochette]

I don't care I would totally buy it

 

Granted, but you get into such a deal sleep only a prince  can wake you up with a kiss

 

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  But it's a stale continental breakfast.  

 

I wish all my laundry was done. 

[drpaladin]

Granted. All your laundry is done, but everything is two sizes smaller than it was before.

 

I wish I had some homemade biscuits.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  But they're dry as sand and hard as hockey pucks.

 

I wish I didn't have so many people absent today. 

[drpaladin]

13 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But they're dry as sand and hard as hockey pucks.

 

I wish I didn't have so many people absent today. 

 

Granted. Others show up, but they are so annoying you wish they weren't there.

 

I wish it would stop raining tonight.