Corrupt A Wish

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. You'll have to memorize the first thousand digits of pi before you can eat some pie, though.  

 

I wish I had a genie lamp.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but the genie has already been set free.

 

I wish I didn't need glasses

[Reader1810]

Granted: You need binoculars. 

 

I wish I knew why my printer doesn't print. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. You know why it doesn't, but you can't fix it.

 

I wish Thor was my husband.  

[clochette]

Granted. But he knock you on the head with his hammer

 

I wish a had crackers to munch on

[drpaladin]

--Granted. But they're soggy.

 

I wish I had a roast turkey on sourdough bread sandwich from the deli, but they just closed for the day.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But you have to break 'n enter the Deli. You're arrested!

 

I wish I could bail out DrP.

[Wesley8890]

28 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But you have to break 'n enter the Deli. You're arrested!

 

I wish I could bail out DrP.

Granted but you have liquidate all your assets to do do.

 

I wish I had more people reading my story

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. I'll make sure to comment on each chapter, so excited to read your story!

 

I wish I had more time in the day to read stories.  

[Brayon]

Granted. You were fired from work, and now have all the time you want.

 

 

I wish, these people would leave me alone.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. Now you live on a deserted island with only Wilson to keep you company.

 

I wish I had a dragon as a pet!  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but he burns down your house.

 

I wish i knew where all my socks disappeared to

[drpaladin]

Granted. But now you're lost with them.

 

I wish I could reply faster.

[Wesley8890]

11 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But now you're lost with them.

 

I wish I could reply faster.

Granted but now you reply so fast no one else gets a chance to answer.

 

I wish I was a magician

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You're a magician, but suck at magic tricks.

 

I wish I had something to eat for dinner.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But you'll have to eat cat food.

 

I wish I was the next winner of Last Post Wins!  

 

 

[Wesley8890]

22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But you'll have to eat cat food.

 

I wish I was the next winner of Last Post Wins!  

 

 

Granted but now the site has shutdown 

 

I wish I could finish school

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You're now a college dropout. 

 

I wish it was sunny out. 

[Wesley8890]

27 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You're now a college dropout. 

 

I wish it was sunny out. 

Granted but now you are sunburnt so bad you have to stay inside forever.

 

I wish I was batman

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You are Batman.  After he retires in his old age. 

 

I wish I was a Ninja warrior. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you are the worst ninja in the clan.

 

I wish I understood american football

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You understand it so well that you're made coach of the New England Patriots, then they start losing every game.  

 

I wish I had a dragon as a pet. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But, it's Smaug, so he steals the  from you.

 

I wish I was the King of the World! Muahahaha!!!  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but every hitman in the world is looking for you.

 

I wish Rick and Morty would be back.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  They're all reruns.  

 

I wish the house next door would be sold.