Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but its an arranged marriage and he doesn't love you.

 

I wish Cher was my best friend

I don't care as long as we get to sleep together...   

 

Granted.  She's your best friend, but her schedule is so busy you never talk or see each other. 

 

I wish I was on vacation in Scotland.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but Nessie eats one of your legs.

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You are now a Ninja brand blender.   

 

I wish I had NetFlix.  

[Brayon]

Granted - You now have Netflix, but you have no one to chill with.

 

I wish I had someone to Chill with

[Valkyrie]

Granted. You now have a houseful of cats to chill with.  

 

I wish for a hot beverage.  

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - You now have Netflix, but you have no one to chill with.

 

I wish I had someone to Chill with

 

Granted. You have someone to chill with, but it's in an industrial freezer and you hate them.

 

I wish I was married to David Tennant even if he's straight.

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You now have a houseful of cats to chill with.  

 

I wish for a hot beverage.  

 

Granted. You have a hot beverage, antifreeze straight from the radiator.

Same wish as before.

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You have someone to chill with, but it's in an industrial freezer and you hate them.

 

I wish I was married to David Tennant even if he's straight.

Granted but he has amnesia and doesn't remember you.

 

I wish I was a power ranger

[Valkyrie]

Um... I already wished I was married to David Tennant and it was granted, even if it is a loveless marriage.  And I'm not going to share.   LOL

 

I wish I spoke a second language. 

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Um... I already wished I was married to David Tennant and it was granted, even if it is a loveless marriage.  And I'm not going to share.   LOL

 

I wish I spoke a second language. 

Granted but its a dead language no one else speaks.

 

Wish I was a power ranger

[Ron]

Granted. You are now a Power Ranger and when you step outside your door in your costume everybody laughs at you—because, well, nobody wants to be a Power Ranger.

 

I wish more people would play this game.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But I won't be good at it.

 

I wish it was sunny outside.

[Brayon]

Granted - but it only lasts for an hour, before the sunsets.

 

I Wish for the Team that I want to win in Caps vrs Pens to cripple someone on the other team.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  Then they sue you for millions for causing him to be crippled by your wish. 

 

I wish my friends lived closer.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted. But they're to busy to notice you.

 

I wish I was Superman

[Reader1810]

Granted: They live in your basement... uh oh

 

I wish I lived in a house.

 

 

[Reader1810]

3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted. But they're to busy to notice you.

 

I wish I was Superman

Granted: Too bad the door jammed on the telephone booth, so you can't get out and all the neighbourhood kids are laughing at you.

 

I wish I was taller.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Reader1810

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. You now live in a haunted house. (Didn't see there were other replies, sorry).

 

Granted. But you are now as tall as Godzilla and will therefore terrorize Tokyo.  

 

I wish I was right-handed.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  But you no longer have a right hand.  

 

I wish my house was clean. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you don't have fingers on that hand.

 

I wish I was as rich as Trump

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But you are now facing a bankruptcy.

 

I wish I lived in a big city.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[AK79]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But you are now facing a bankruptcy.

 

I wish I lived in a big city.

 

Granted.  You now live in New York City.  On a bench in New York City.

 

I wish it wasn't meatless day. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. You'll only have sausages for the rest of the week.

 

I wish I wasn't so addicted to GA.  

[Brayon]

Not Granted - We want you here too much!

 

I wish I wasn't distracted, and can finish watching this Game, and then do some writing.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You finish watching the game, then start writing.  And writing. And writing.  All work and no play makes BHopper2 a dull boy.  Over and over and over.  

 

I wish my cats didn't puke so much.