Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  It never rains again.  

 

I wish I had gone grocery shopping Thursday so I have food in the house.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you bought so much you'll never use it all before it expires.

 

 

I wish I wasn't sunburnt

[Brayon]

Granted: But your fridge dies, and all the food is spoiled now.

Granted: You're now bone white, and allergic to the sun.

 

I wish I knew what to fix for lunch.

Edited May 13, 2017 by BHopper2

[drpaladin]

Granted. You know what to fix, but don't have the ingredients.

 

I wish the deadbeat that owes me money would pay up.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But, that money is immediately claimed by the IRS.

 

I wish I wasn't single.

[drpaladin]

Granted. You're not single. You're doubled.

 

I wish I had eomething else here to eat.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but now you have absolutely no time to yourself.

 

I wish I had a Corgi

[drpaladin]

Granted. You've got a corgi, but it was stolen from Elizabeth II and you're going to prison.

 

I wish it was two hours earlier.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you're stuck in a time loop now.

 

I wish I was the Hulk

[drpaladin]

Granted. You're the Hulk, but 1:24 sized.

 

I wish the cork hadn't broken off in my bottle of Macallan. (Any suggestions on getting it out?)

[Valkyrie]

Granted. The cork is now stuck in the neck of the bottle and you have no hope of getting the wine out.  (No suggestions, sorry.  I think you'll just have to pour around it.)

 

I wish I had some ice cream.  I know I wish for that a lot, but I really like ice cream. lol

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. The cork is now stuck in the neck of the bottle and you have no hope of getting the wine out.  (No suggestions, sorry.  I think you'll just have to pour around it.)

 

I wish I had some ice cream.  I know I wish for that a lot, but I really like ice cream. lol

LOL It's already stuck in the neck and you can't pour around it. And it's scotch.

 

Granted. But it's a flavor you hate.

 

I wish something good was on TV.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

LOL It's already stuck in the neck and you can't pour around it. And it's scotch.

 

Granted. But it's a flavor you hate.

 

I wish something good was on TV.

 I think you'll just have to shove it down into the scotch. I've had to do that with wine before.  

 

Granted.  There's tons of good stuff on TV, but your TV doesn't work.  

 

I wish it would stop raining on the weekends.  

[Reader1810]

Granted: It's snows on weekends instead.

 

I wish my lunch was already made. 

[drpaladin]

Granted. It snows instead.

 

I wish that black hole would stop swallowing stuff here.

[Reader1810]

Granted: The black hole has spewed out its bounty and buried us all.

 

I wish I had a new sofa.

Edited May 13, 2017 by Reader1810

[drpaladin]

Just now, Reader1810 said:

Granted: It's snows on weekends instead.

 

I wish my lunch was already made. 

Granted. It's already made, but who wants sardines with limburger cheese?

 

I wish my phone would ring already.

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: The black hole has spewed out its bounty and buried us all.

 

I wish I had a new sofa.

Granted. You have a new sofa, but no one will do away with the old one.

 

I wish I could find that knife to get that cork out.  lol

[Reader1810]

Granted: You're phone is ringing, but you've locked yourself out of your house, so you miss the call.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for. 

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You wish for more wishes.  And more wishes.  And wishes of wishes.  

 

I wish I had some bbq.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You wish for more wishes.  And more wishes.  And wishes of wishes.  

 

I wish I had some bbq.  

 

Granted. I send you the best in the known world, but forget the dry ice. Sorry.

 

I wish a nice restaurant here delivered.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  They deliver, but not to your location. 

 

I wish my bff lived closer. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  They deliver, but not to your location. 

 

I wish my bff lived closer. 

They can't find me half the time anyway.  lol

 

Granted. But now they don't want to see you.

 

I wish I hadn't missed the call when I was locked out of the house.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You got the call, but it was bad news. 

 

I wish I had a nice garden. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but after a week a swarm of rabid bunnies destroy it.

 

I wish I was in mexico