Corrupt A Wish

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. Instead, they claw the furniture. (Why do they have to do that?  )

 

I wish my cat wasn't so old.  (He's almost 10)

[clochette]

Granted. They dont puke they poop, everywhere in your now clean house

 

Edit: granted. He's back to being a kitty, not litter broken yet. Have fun

 

I wish mine would be nicer

Edited May 11, 2017 by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But to compensate, your cat will be extra mean to other cats.

 

I wish I had the money to by a new car.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but they never vomit and as such eventually exploud leaving it everywhere.

 

I wish I was in bed with James McAvoy

[clochette]

@Drew Espinosa he already is, kinda. The number of times Minion got slapped or bitten...

 

Granted. You're in bed sleeping, next to each other, he's ignoring you

 

I wish it was tomorrow night

Edited May 11, 2017 by clochette

[Wesley8890]

Granted but its 11:59.

 

I wish I had Kim K's ass

[Ron]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wish I had the money to by a new car.

 

Granted. You have enough money to buy the latest Hotweels car.

 

I wish that players would pay attention and not skip other players.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

I wish I had Kim K's ass

Granted. But you'll also have Khloe's lips.

 

Just now, Ron said:

I wish that players would pay attention and not skip other players.

Granted. You will now be the referee for this game- without pay.

 

I wish I was Ron's boss.  

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you are soon involved in an takeover by trump industries.

 

I wish I was a better singer

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but you are soon involved in an takeover by trump industries.

 

I wish I was a better singer

 

Granted. You're a better singer, but only in the shower.

 

I wish a naked guy would show up at the door again.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But the naked guy brings his naked wife along.

 

I wish I was an Emperor Penguin, so I could challenge @Valkyrie to a duel!  

[Brayon]

7 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

I wish a naked guy would show up at the door again.

 

Wait... what?

 

Granted - the two of you have an Epic battle, with no clear winner.

 

I wish I had the naked guy!

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You have a naked guy, but he's 100 years old and not even remotely attractive. 

 

I wish I had first edition copies of the Lord of the Rings series. 

[clochette]

Granted. You now have an inflatable guy

 

Edit: Granted: but they're fake ones

 

I wish Peter Pan would grow up and be with me

Edited May 11, 2017 by clochette

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  Peter Pan grew up and is a middle-aged man with no ambition and a crappy job.  

 

I wish I had a clawfoot tub.  

[clochette]

Granted. But you slip in it and end up in a body cast

 

I wish my job was to read books, I think it's call being an editor

Edited May 11, 2017 by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But, you'll have to edit math textbooks.  

 

I wish fairies didn't exist. (totally not a dig at Clo...  )

Edited May 11, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Wesley8890]

Granted but they all suck so bad you die before getting a good one.

 

I wish I had photographic memory

 

 

[Wesley8890]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But, you'll have to edit math textbooks.  

 

I wish fairies didn't exist. (totally not a dig at Clo...  )

Granted but all the magic disappears.

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but they all suck so bad you die before getting a good one.

 

I wish I had photographic memory

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

I wish I had photographic memory

Granted. But, you therefore remember the time you walked in on your parents  when you were three.

 

I wish I went to Hogwarts!  

[Ron]

Blah, blah, blah... game over. See ya around guys.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Ron

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But, you therefore remember the time you walked in on your parents  when you were three.

 

I wish I went to Hogwarts!  

Granted but you get sorted to Hufflepuff where no one notices you

 

1 minute ago, Ron said:

Granted. You have a photograph memory and all of your memories look like badly taken Polaroid pictures.

 

I wish the jet airplanes would stop flying over Boston.

Granted but now road traffic is worse than ever.

i wish I never have to sleep

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But, you'll have to become a vampire first- a Twilight vampire, at that.  

 

I wish Ron was fired as this game's referee.

 

 

[Ron]

Granted. Ron quits.

[Reader1810]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But, you'll have to become a vampire first- a Twilight vampire, at that.  

 

I wish Ron was fired as this game's referee.

 

 

Granted: Oscar the Grouch is the new referee and demands that you sing his "I love trash" song before you can take a turn - oh, and this is for all eternity.   

 

I wish I had some pie.