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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But now I have to kill you. :devil:  

 

I wish I had more ice cream. :gikkle: 

Granted but its your least fave flavor

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. What twisted person would name a Kid The Meaning of Life?

 

I wish something else was on TV.

Granted it is all day shopping networks

 

I wish I had a portal gun

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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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Granted but its your least fave flavor

Granted it is all day shopping networks

 

I wish I had a portal gun

Granted.  You are now in an alternate universe comprised entirely of roaches.  With no way back.  

 

I wish I had cake to go with my non-existent ice cream. :gikkle: 

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3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted kits a Roach filled cake

 

I wish I was a mathematical genius

+Granted. But you can't dress and feed yourself.

 

I wish I didn't have to leave and read this story.

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17 hours ago, drpaladin said:

+Granted. But you can't dress and feed yourself.

 

I wish I didn't have to leave and read this story.

Granted. You have to stay forever and can never read again.

 

I wish construction would start already...

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4 hours ago, Cynus said:

Granted. You have to stay forever and can never read again.

 

I wish construction would start already...

That would be a definition of Hell.

 

Granted. It starts, nothing is ever completed enough to use, I could go further, but I won't be any meaner right now. Maybe after I fully wake up.

 

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

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2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, you'll sleep all night instead. :hug:

 

I wish there as more to do in my town. Sooo bored.

Tell me about it. Try living in Alabama. There isn't even a movie theater anymore. From three to zero. :(

 

Granted. There is more to do, but still nothing you want to do.

 

I wish I had gotten up in time to get some barbecue.

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On 6/16/2017 at 8:35 PM, drpaladin said:

Tell me about it. Try living in Alabama. There isn't even a movie theater anymore. From three to zero. :(

 

Granted. There is more to do, but still nothing you want to do.

 

I wish I had gotten up in time to get some barbecue.

Granted.  You get one overcooked rib. 

 

I wish I had put some laundry in earlier.  

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37 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You get one overcooked rib. 

 

I wish I had put some laundry in earlier.  

For a brief moment I thought it was Free BBQ Day.  lol

 

Granted. You put it in so early that it soured before you took it out.

 

I wish the overcooked rib hadn't made me want more.

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For a brief moment I thought it was Free BBQ Day.  lol

 

Granted. You put it in so early that it soured before you took it out.

 

I wish the overcooked rib hadn't made me want more.

Granted. It wasn't just overcooked, but also rancid so it made you sick instead. 

 

I wish I had remembered to charge my cell phone. 

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. It wasn't just overcooked, but also rancid so it made you sick instead. 

 

I wish I had remembered to charge my cell phone. 

Rancid, I can fix.

 

Granted. Now smoke is coming from your overcharged phone.

 

I wish this pizza tasted better. I can't fix this one.

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2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Rancid, I can fix.

 

Granted. Now smoke is coming from your overcharged phone.

 

I wish this pizza tasted better. I can't fix this one.

:huh: Uh... you can't fix rancid.  

 

Granted.  The pizza was the best pizza ever made on the planet.  Too bad you didn't get any. 

 

I wish cable TV wasn't so expensive. 

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38 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

:huh: Uh... you can't fix rancid.  

 

Granted.  The pizza was the best pizza ever made on the planet.  Too bad you didn't get any. 

 

I wish cable TV wasn't so expensive. 

Actually, you can.

 

Granted. Now it is ridiculously cheap. You get five channel, including the Shopping Network.

 

I wish rain wasn't in the forecast.

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5 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Actually, you can.

 

Granted. Now it is ridiculously cheap. You get five channel, including the Shopping Network.

 

I wish rain wasn't in the forecast.

How?  Throw it in the trash?  Maybe I'm defining rancid wrong.  In my mind rancid=rotten.  

 

Granted.  It's going to snow instead.

 

I wish the cats hadn't decided to spazz out at 3:30 am. :unsure:  

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12 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

How?  Throw it in the trash?  Maybe I'm defining rancid wrong.  In my mind rancid=rotten.  

 

Granted.  It's going to snow instead.

 

I wish the cats hadn't decided to spazz out at 3:30 am. :unsure:  

Granted. They now spazz out every thirty minutes instead.

 

I wish I didn't crave coffee ice cream here at 3AM.

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2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. They now spazz out every thirty minutes instead.

 

I wish I didn't crave coffee ice cream here at 3AM.

oooo I love coffee ice cream :)  

 

Granted.  You crave pickle pops instead.  

 

I wish I knew how to corrupt dr p's food wishes better. ;)  lol  

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10 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

oooo I love coffee ice cream :)  

 

Granted.  You crave pickle pops instead.  

 

I wish I knew how to corrupt dr p's food wishes better. ;)  lol  

Hmmm I'm not sure I should help you with that.

 

Granted.  Mushrooms. I despise mushrooms.

 

I wish I wasn't thinking of pickles now.  lol

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3 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Hmmm I'm not sure I should help you with that.

 

Granted.  Mushrooms. I despise mushrooms.

 

I wish I wasn't thinking of pickles now.  lol

:gikkle: 

 

Granted.  You're now thinking of zombie lizards with mushroom breath  

 

I wish I had arrived at work before 7:38 am.  

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24 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

:gikkle: 

 

Granted.  You're now thinking of zombie lizards with mushroom breath  

 

I wish I had arrived at work before 7:38 am.  

Zombie lizards? What did you eat before you went to sleep?  lol

 

Granted. You got there at 7:37.

 

I wish I had more energy this morning.

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1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Zombie lizards? What did you eat before you went to sleep?  lol

 

Granted. You got there at 7:37.

 

I wish I had more energy this morning.

:gikkle:  

 

Yay! :D That means I get credit for arriving at 7:30 instead of 7:45.  Thanks! :hug: 

 

Granted.  You have transcended your physical form and are now a being of pure energy. 

 

I wish I had entered my case note into the computer correctly the first time. :facepalm: 

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11 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

:gikkle:  

 

Yay! :D That means I get credit for arriving at 7:30 instead of 7:45.  Thanks! :hug: 

 

Granted.  You have transcended your physical form and are now a being of pure energy. 

 

I wish I had entered my case note into the computer correctly the first time. :facepalm: 

:)

 

Granted. You entered it correctly.  The computer did an update for an hour and a half, then you discovered the case note didn't save.

 

I wish I could stop thinking of everything I need to do today so I can't talk myself out of all of it.

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1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

:)

 

Granted. You entered in correctly.  The computer did an update for an hour and a half, then you discovered the case note didn't save.

 

I wish I could stop thinking of everything I need to do today so I can't talk myself out of all of it.

Granted.  You're still thinking about zombie lizards with mushroom breath. :gikkle: 

 

I wish I had a pet fish.  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You're still thinking about zombie lizards with mushroom breath. :gikkle: 

 

I wish I had a pet fish.  

Granted. The cats enjoyed their gift very much.

 

I wish the barbecue place didn't open so late and close so early.

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2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. The cats enjoyed their gift very much.

 

I wish the barbecue place didn't open so late and close so early.

:o RIP little fishy... :(

 

Granted.  They're now open 24 hours and are booked solid for every minute so no bbq for you.  

 

I wish I had a zombie lizard for a pet.  

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