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Granted. But your character just died. :P

 

I wish it wasn't raining AND hotter than Hades.

Granted. it's just as hot as Pluto now instead.

 

I wish I could write fiction again.

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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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3 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. it's just as hot as Pluto now instead.

 

I wish I could write fiction again.

Granted. But everyone believes it's journalism.

 

I wish I had already ordered my pizza.

 

(Now I'll need a storm suit.)

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36 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But everyone believes it's journalism.

 

I wish I had already ordered my pizza.

 

(Now I'll need a storm suit.)

Granted.  You have already ordered your pizza, and I'm waiting on your doorstep to take it from the delivery man. :gikkle:

 

I wish the cat hadn't left my lap. 

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3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have already ordered your pizza, and I'm waiting on your doorstep to take it from the delivery man. :gikkle:

 

I wish the cat hadn't left my lap. 

Granted. The cat did his business in your lap.

 

I wish I had an audible 'Your cap lock is on' warning.

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15 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. The cat did his business in your lap.

 

I wish I had an audible 'Your cap lock is on' warning.

Granted.  It gives you the warning constantly, even when the caps lock key isn't on. :gikkle: 

 

I wish dinner was ready. (c'mon Dr P's delivery guy... where are you?) :gikkle:  

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Granted.  It gives you the warning constantly, even when the caps lock key isn't on. :gikkle: 

 

I wish dinner was ready. (c'mon Dr P's delivery guy... where are you?) :gikkle:  

Granted. But the pizza wasn't the one Dr. P ordered. It has all of your least favorite toppings on it, and it's burned.

 

I wish I'd exercised this morning.

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29 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It gives you the warning constantly, even when the caps lock key isn't on. :gikkle: 

 

I wish dinner was ready. (c'mon Dr P's delivery guy... where are you?) :gikkle:  

He just left., 

27 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. But the pizza wasn't the one Dr. P ordered. It has all of your least favorite toppings on it, and it's burned.

 

I wish I'd exercised this morning.

Granted. You didn't know you could pull that many muscles at one time. The Dr says it might be a record.

 

I wish I could find where that strange noise is coming from.

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9 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

He just left., 

Granted. You didn't know you could pull that many muscles at one time. The Dr says it might be a record.

 

I wish I could find where that strange noise is coming from.

Granted.  It's the pizza delivery guy.  He's really a serial killer. :unsure: 

 

I wish I had a full glass of water.  

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1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but its frozen

 

I wish everyone would drop the roach off my nickname and just call me Panda

Granted.  You are now Panda Manda Fo Fanda, and can't get the song out of your head. :devil:

 

I wish my feet didn't itch.  

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16 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now Panda Manda Fo Fanda, and can't get the song out of your head. :devil:

 

I wish my feet didn't itch.  

That was so evil. 

Granted now they burn😈😈😈

 

I wish I could get that damn song outta my head

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That was so evil. 

Granted now they burn😈😈😈

 

I wish I could get that damn song outta my head

Granted.  It's been replaced with the Chiquita banana song.  

 

I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow. :(  

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40 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's been replaced with the Chiquita banana song.  

 

I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow. :(  

Granted, it's raining every other day for the next month.

 

I wish there was something stronger in my cup...

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16 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted, it's raining every other day for the next month.

 

I wish there was something stronger in my cup...

Granted. But I wouldn't drink Drano if I were you.

 

I wish I hadn't napped and dreamed about Val's serial killer.

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8 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But I wouldn't drink Drano if I were you.

 

I wish I hadn't napped and dreamed about Val's serial killer.

Granted.  You dreamed about killer clowns instead. :devil:  :hug:

 

I wish my friend's husband wasn't such a husbandzilla.  

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5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You dreamed about killer clowns instead. :devil:  :hug:

 

I wish my friend's husband wasn't such a husbandzilla.  

And they're from outer space? :P

 

Granted. He has a gender change and becomes a wifezilla instead.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten Grape Nuts and banana this morning.

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And they're from outer space? :P

 

Granted. He has a gender change and becomes a wifezilla instead.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten Grape Nuts and banana this morning.

Granted.  You ate pickled herring and over ripe canteloupe instead.  

 

I wish I had ice cream.  

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7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You ate pickled herring and over ripe canteloupe instead.  

 

I wish I had ice cream.  

Granted. You had ice cream. Now if you only knew what happened to it.

 

I wish people wouldn't feel compelled to tell me things I don't want to know.

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1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted now you know nothing!

 

I wish I could find a decent meatloaf

Granted.  You find it, but you can't have it. 

 

I wish I didn't keep thinking today was Friday.  

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4 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted you think its Sunday

 

I wish I knew the meaning of life

Granted.  But now I have to kill you. :devil:  

 

I wish I had more ice cream. :gikkle: 

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3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted you think its Sunday

 

I wish I knew the meaning of life

Granted. What twisted person would name a Kid The Meaning of Life?

 

I wish something else was on TV.

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Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But now I have to kill you. :devil:  

 

I wish I had more ice cream. :gikkle: 

Granted. You had more ice cream and still wonder what happened to it.  lol

 

I wish my breakfast would go ahead and pass,

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Granted. What twisted person would name a Kid The Meaning of Life?

 

I wish something else was on TV.

Granted, you are now watching a Sesame Street Marathon. :P

 

I wish someone could do my laundry for me. 

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