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5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

:o RIP little fishy... :(

 

Granted.  They're now open 24 hours and are booked solid for every minute so no bbq for you.  

 

I wish I had a zombie lizard for a pet.  

Granted, but now it wants to eat everyone you know and love.

 

I wish I would stop overreacting to things.

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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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Granted, but now it wants to eat everyone you know and love.

 

I wish I would stop overreacting to things.

Granted.  You now don't react at all.  

 

I wish my stomach wasn't grumbling about the lunch I ate. :puke: 

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36 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now don't react at all.  

 

I wish my stomach wasn't grumbling about the lunch I ate. :puke: 

Granted. It's not rumbling, it's singing opera.

 

I wish I didn't have to take inventory right now...

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1 hour ago, Cynus said:

Granted. It's not rumbling, it's singing opera.

 

I wish I didn't have to take inventory right now...

:gikkle:  :whistle: 

 

Granted.  You have no inventory to take and therefore no more job.  

 

I wish people were more considerate drivers. :unsure: 

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52 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

:gikkle:  :whistle: 

 

Granted.  You have no inventory to take and therefore no more job.  

 

I wish people were more considerate drivers. :unsure: 

This is not a bad thing. :) I'm quitting in the fall, already have my notice in and everything, :D

Granted. Everyone is a polite golf club, and the human race goes extinct.

 

I wish that I could see that guy belly flop one more time.

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This is not a bad thing. :) I'm quitting in the fall, already have my notice in and everything, :D

Granted. Everyone is a polite golf club, and the human race goes extinct.

 

I wish that I could see that guy belly flop one more time.

Congrats!  What are you doing?  

 

Granted.  The guy belly flops right on top of you. 

 

I wish the cat would stop trying to eat my brand new computer charger. 

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Congrats!  What are you doing?  

 

Granted.  The guy belly flops right on top of you. 

 

I wish the cat would stop trying to eat my brand new computer charger. 

I'm going to try and make the switch to starving artist and write full-time while working odd jobs as necessary.

Granted. Your cat is eating one of those considerate golf clubs now.

 

I wish I owned a little coffee shop somewhere.

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I'm going to try and make the switch to starving artist and write full-time while working odd jobs as necessary.

Granted. Your cat is eating one of those considerate golf clubs now.

 

I wish I owned a little coffee shop somewhere.

Cool :) Best of luck! :hug: 

 

Granted.  You now own a coffee shop in the middle of the sahara  desert.  

 

I wish the cat would stop trying to lie down on my arm as I'm typing. :unsure: 

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29 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Cool :) Best of luck! :hug: 

 

Granted.  You now own a coffee shop in the middle of the sahara  desert.  

 

I wish the cat would stop trying to lie down on my arm as I'm typing. :unsure: 

OMG that sounds AWESOME!

Granted. The cat is now sitting on your face.

 

I wish my boss would call this customer so he stops pacing around, glaring at me...

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OMG that sounds AWESOME!

Granted. The cat is now sitting on your face.

 

I wish my boss would call this customer so he stops pacing around, glaring at me...

Granted.  The boss calls the customer and now the customer is in your face, yelling and cursing at you. 

 

I wish I had new windows in my house.  

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Granted.  The boss calls the customer and now the customer is in your face, yelling and cursing at you. 

 

I wish I had new windows in my house.  

Granted. You do, but birds keep thinking they're open and fly into them at a rate of once per minute, even at night.

 

I wish I could survive as a barista forever.

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5 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. You do, but birds keep thinking they're open and fly into them at a rate of once per minute, even at night.

 

I wish I could survive as a barista forever.

Granted.  You are now a zombie barista and no one comes to your shop because you keep dripping body parts into their coffee. :unsure:  

 

I wish my stomach wasn't grumbling. :puke: 

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now a zombie barista and no one comes to your shop because you keep dripping body parts into their coffee. :unsure:  

 

I wish my stomach wasn't grumbling. :puke: 

Granted, but now you have to change your depends.

 

I wish I could get myself together and get on with writing.

 

 

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Granted, but now you have to change your depends.

 

I wish I could get myself together and get on with writing.

 

 

Well, at least my tummy isn't grumbling anymore ;)  :gikkle:

 

Granted.  You write an entire novel, but it's crap. 

 

I wish I had a pet goat. 

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2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Well, at least my tummy isn't grumbling anymore ;)  :gikkle:

 

Granted.  You write an entire novel, but it's crap. 

 

I wish I had a pet goat. 

Granted. You have a pet goat who thinks it's a cat and climbs on top of you any chance it gets.

 

I wish I could get this zombie virus under control so people will visit my coffee shop.

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Granted. You have a pet goat who thinks it's a cat and climbs on top of you any chance it gets.

 

I wish I could get this zombie virus under control so people will visit my coffee shop.

Granted.  The virus is under control and you no longer drip body parts into coffee.  So the customers return, only to leave without their brains :unsure: 

 

I wish it would stop raining.  

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11 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  The virus is under control and you no longer drip body parts into coffee.  So the customers return, only to leave without their brains :unsure: 

 

I wish it would stop raining.  

I can't grant this wish for long... sorry.

 

Granted. But it immediately starts raining again. A fierce summer squall. (I love the rain)

I wish it would rain!

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15 minutes ago, Cynus said:

I can't grant this wish for long... sorry.

 

Granted. But it immediately starts raining again. A fierce summer squall. (I love the rain)

I wish it would rain!

Granted.  It never stops raining, and floods the entire earth. 

 

I wish I was being more productive.  

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19 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It never stops raining, and floods the entire earth. 

 

I wish I was being more productive.  

Granted. You are now constantly productive. You never leave the toilet. :P

 

I wish I wanted to get up.

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Granted. You are now constantly productive. You never leave the toilet. :P

 

I wish I wanted to get up.

OMG Are you psychic or something? I swear I've spent the whole afternoon in the bathroom... :puke: 

 

Granted. You're up.  On top of Mt. Everest.  With no sherpas in sight. :unsure: 

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that pizza for lunch.  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

OMG Are you psychic or something? I swear I've spent the whole afternoon in the bathroom... :puke: 

 

Granted. You're up.  On top of Mt. Everest.  With no sherpas in sight. :unsure: 

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that pizza for lunch.  

I've been accused of that. You picked a spot I haven't been to,

 

Granted. You had fish tacos instead. They didn't turn out any better.

 

I wish the power hadn't just blinked at the critical part of the TV show.  Grrrr

 

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I've been accused of that. You picked a spot I haven't been to,

 

Granted. You had fish tacos instead. They didn't turn out any better.

 

I wish the power hadn't just blinked at the critical part of the TV show.  Grrrr

 

Granted.  The power turned completely off instead. 

 

I wish i had a pet owl.  

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15 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  The power turned completely off instead. 

 

I wish i had a pet owl.  

Granted. But it's competing with the goat for your full attention and they're fighting in your lap.

 

I wish today would be over.

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2 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. But it's competing with the goat for your full attention and they're fighting in your lap.

 

I wish today would be over.

Granted. It's now tomorrow and it's not any better than today. 

 

I wish dinner will sit better than lunch did. :puke:  

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2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. It's now tomorrow and it's not any better than today. 

 

I wish dinner will sit better than lunch did. :puke:  

 

Granted. Dinner is sitting very placidly on the counter watching you.

 

I wish it hadn't rained all day. :(

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