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1 minute ago, Cynus said:

Granted. It's not your tummy, but a magnitude 8 earthquake.

 

I wish my date hadn't been canceled today.

Granted.  Your date wasn't cancelled.  And it did not go well. :unsure:

 

I wish I could find my nail clippers. 

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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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24 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your date wasn't cancelled.  And it did not go well. :unsure:

 

I wish I could find my nail clippers. 

Granted. You found them with your foot. They were open.

 

I wish I could afford these knives I'm looking at.

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1 minute ago, Cynus said:

Granted. You found them with your foot. They were open.

 

I wish I could afford these knives I'm looking at.

Granted.  You can afford the knives, but they're possessed and try to kill you whenever you turn your back on them. :unsure:  

 

I wish I had remembered that American Ninja Warrior started at 8:00. 

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10 hours ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: You remembered, but you forgot your TV was broken.

 

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses. 

Granted: your glasses remain pristine.

 

I wish I was not bored.

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1 hour ago, Freerider said:

Granted: your glasses remain pristine.

 

I wish I was not bored.

Granted.  You now have so much to do there's not enough time to do it all and you are extremely stressed about it. 

 

I wish the rain holds off tonight so I can go for my walk.

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7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now have so much to do there's not enough time to do it all and you are extremely stressed about it. 

 

I wish the rain holds off tonight so I can go for my walk.

Granted. The rain holds off. Everything thing else conspires to prevent you from walking

 

I wish one sock wouldn't keep disappearing.

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3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. The rain holds off. Everything thing else conspires to prevent you from walking

 

I wish one sock wouldn't keep disappearing.

Granted.  Both socks keep disappearing so now you have no socks.  

 

I wish I had good walking shoes.  

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1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Both socks keep disappearing so now you have no socks.  

 

I wish I had good walking shoes.  

Granted. You have walking shoes so comfy they beg you to go walk. The only time you can find them is when you can't go walk.

 

I wish Val hadn't made all my socks disappear.

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36 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You have walking shoes so comfy they beg you to go walk. The only time you can find them is when you can't go walk.

 

I wish Val hadn't made all my socks disappear.

:gikkle: Granted.  You look in the dryer and find a portal to another world.  One of sock people who don't appreciate your abuse of their citizens. :unsure:  

 

I wish my body would stop imitating a furnace.  *fans self*  

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4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

:gikkle: Granted.  You look in the dryer and find a portal to another world.  One of sock people who don't appreciate your abuse of their citizens. :unsure:  

 

I wish my body would stop imitating a furnace.  *fans self*  

Aha. I knew there was a portal around here somewhere. I just didn't expect Sockokia.

 

Granted. Now it imitates a freezer. Brrrr..

 

I wish I had a BLT, but I have no LT.

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1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Aha. I knew there was a portal around here somewhere. I just didn't expect Sockokia.

:gikkle: 

Granted. Now it imitates a freezer. Brrrr..

Ahhh... that would be heaven!  

I wish I had a BLT, but I have no LT.

I fail to see the issue... :unsure::gikkle: 

Granted.  You have a BLT.  Made with turkey bacon :puke:  wilted lettuce and rotten tomatoes

 

I wish I had bacon. :gikkle: 

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2 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

Granted. You have Sir Francis Bacon. Or, more precisely, his remains. 

 

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

Sir Francis? I love the way you think.

 

Granted. You have a chocolate cake... baked in 1947.

 

I wish I had a prime rib instead of the BLT.

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Sir Francis? I love the way you think.

 

Granted. You have a chocolate cake... baked in 1947.

 

I wish I had a prime rib instead of the BLT.

 

Granted...you have a prime rib...of mouse. 

 

I wish I had Guinness.

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2 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

 

Granted...you have a prime rib...of mouse. 

 

I wish I had Guinness.

Granted. Book of World Records. Only thirty years old.

 

I wish I was already up instead of just laying here.

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1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

You ARE laying there. Eggs. Lots of them. 

 

I wish I had an omelette.

oooo a new player! :D  

 

Granted.  You have an omelette made with one quail egg.  

 

I wish my lunch was ready.  

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3 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

You ARE laying there. Eggs. Lots of them. 

 

I wish I had an omelette.

Granted. I hope you enjoy my eggs.

 

I wish it was still Monday.

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2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

oooo a new player! :D  

 

Granted.  You have an omelette made with one quail egg.  

 

I wish my lunch was ready.  

Granted. It's ready, but don't have time to eat it.

 

Same wish.

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Granted. It's ready, but don't have time to eat it.

 

Same wish.

Granted.  Your lunch is ready to eat you. :gikkle: 

 

I wish MS Office was activated on my work computer.  The repeated reminders are annoying. :angry: 

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1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

Granted. Your lunch is ready...for the composter.

 

I wish I had my chores done. 

Granted.  Your chores are all done.  Poorly.  So they need to be redone with double the initial work. 

 

I wish I had all my paperwork up to date.  

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56 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your chores are all done.  Poorly.  So they need to be redone with double the initial work. 

 

I wish I had all my paperwork up to date.  

Granted. It was up to date, but now you're told it all has to be redone back from the beginning of the year.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

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25 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It was up to date, but now you're told it all has to be redone back from the beginning of the year.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

Granted.  You know what you want, but the only things available are loaded with mushrooms. 

 

I wish the wings I had for lunch had been crispy.  

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