Corrupt A Wish

[Celethiel]

1 hour ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You get golf ball sized hail instead.

 

I wish I had something else here to eat, and nothing even close to mushrooms either.

Granted you now have 12 tons of Edible Pepperonni (ie no need to cook it) instead

 

I wish it WOULD actually rain tommorrow.

[drpaladin]

13 minutes ago, Celethiel said:

Granted you now have 12 tons of Edible Pepperonni (ie no need to cook it) instead

 

I wish it WOULD actually rain tommorrow.

I love pepperoni.

 

Granted. It rains just enough to make it hot and sticky.

 

I wish I had done something other than sleeping all day.

[Acid07]

23 hours ago, drpaladin said:

I love pepperoni.

 

Granted. It rains just enough to make it hot and sticky.

 

I wish I had done something other than sleeping all day.

Granted.  You took anti-sleep pills and couldn't sleep for days before finally succumbing and sleeping for a week.  And of course, you couldn't focus to get anything done while awake.

 

I wish I could spend a week playing video games and not worrying about adulting.

[drpaladin]

2 hours ago, Acid07 said:

Granted.  You took anti-sleep pills and couldn't sleep for days before finally succumbing and sleeping for a week.  And of course, you couldn't focus to get anything done while awake.

 

I wish I could spend a week playing video games and not worrying about adulting.

Granted. Unfortunately, you get so involved you forget to eat and go into a coma.

 

I wish pizza wasn't so addictive.

[Acid07]

12 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. Unfortunately, you get so involved you forget to eat and go into a coma.

 

I wish pizza wasn't so addictive.

Granted.  Pizza loses all addictive qualities and is no longer sold anywhere.

 

I wish technology didn't leave us permanently available for work on the weekends.

[drpaladin]

2 hours ago, Acid07 said:

Granted.  Pizza loses all addictive qualities and is no longer sold anywhere.

 

I wish technology didn't leave us permanently available for work on the weekends.

 

Granted. Luddism is adopted by everyone and there is no technology. You now do hard manual labor from sunrise to sunset.

 

I wish I wanted to get out of bed.

[Celethiel]

5 hours ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Luddism is adopted by everyone and there is no technology. You now do hard manual labor from sunrise to sunset.

 

I wish I wanted to get out of bed.

wish Granted, here have a bunch of spiders and bees under the sheets.

 

I wish I could go to the mountians.

[drpaladin]

1 hour ago, Celethiel said:

wish Granted, here have a bunch of spiders and bees under the sheets.

 

I wish I could go to the mountians.

 

Granted. The mountains come to you as tectonic plates shift.

 

I wish these fund raising marathons would stop.

 

 

[Valkyrie]

On 8/6/2017 at 7:57 PM, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. The mountains come to you as tectonic plates shift.

 

I wish these fund raising marathons would stop.

 

 

Granted.  The marathons stop, and the causes they are raising money for fold.  

 

I wish my bronchitis would go away.  *cough cough* 

[drpaladin]

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  The marathons stop, and the causes they are raising money for fold.  

 

I wish my bronchitis would go away.  *cough cough* 

Granted. The bronchitis goes away. Now you have a persistant and chronic itch.

 

I wish these factions would stop calling me about my friends estate.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. The bronchitis goes away. Now you have a persistant and chronic itch.

 

I wish these factions would stop calling me about my friends estate.

Granted, with no corruption  

 

I wish I had eaten dinner. 

[drpaladin]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted, with no corruption  

 

I wish I had eaten dinner. 

 

Granted. Now it revisits you.

 

I wish it was cooler.

[Parker Owens]

Granted. It is now snowing outside. As in, lake effect snow squall snowing. 

 

I wish I knew what to do with all the beans  I picked. 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Parker Owens said:

Granted. It is now snowing outside. As in, lake effect snow squall snowing. 

 

I wish I knew what to do with all the beans  I picked. 

Granted.  You know exactly what to do with all those beans.  Unfortunately, none of them are magic and produce giant beanstalks to you can climb to giantland.  

 

I wish Tim Hortons delivered.  

[drpaladin]

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You know exactly what to do with all those beans.  Unfortunately, none of them are magic and produce giant beanstalks to you can climb to giantland.  

 

I wish Tim Hortons delivered.  

Granted. They won't deliver to your address though.

 

I wish I had strawberry ice cream.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. They won't deliver to your address though.

 

I wish I had strawberry ice cream.

Granted.  You have artificially flavored tofu ice 'kreme'.  

 

I wish I had Brownies to clean my house. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have artificially flavored tofu ice 'kreme'.  

 

I wish I had Brownies to clean my house. 

Granted. The sticky brownies get the dirt and dust up really well, but the residue attracts ants.

 

I wish I had gotten up earlier.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. The sticky brownies get the dirt and dust up really well, but the residue attracts ants.

 

I wish I had gotten up earlier.

Granted, but you still got nothing done. 

 

I wish my cough would go away.  

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted, but you still got nothing done. 

 

I wish my cough would go away.  

Yes, that's what happens.

 

Granted. It transitions to hiccups.

 

I wish someone would come and cut down this jungle around the house.

[Parker Owens]

6 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Yes, that's what happens.

 

Granted. It transitions to hiccups.

 

I wish someone would come and cut down this jungle around the house.

 

Granted. The jungle is cut down, only to be replaced by a forest of picketers protesting rainforest destruction. 

 

I wish my hummingbird feeders were cleaned out. 

[Valkyrie]

10 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

 

Granted. The jungle is cut down, only to be replaced by a forest of picketers protesting rainforest destruction. 

 

I wish my hummingbird feeders were cleaned out. 

Granted.  They're cleaned out because the hummingbirds no longer visit.   

 

I wish I had a moat around my house.  

[Parker Owens]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  They're cleaned out because the hummingbirds no longer visit.   

 

I wish I had a moat around my house.  

 

Granted. Like most moats, it is filled with stinking, slimy, green water. I won't vouch for what's floating in there, either. 

 

I wish my muse would come back. 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Parker Owens said:

 

Granted. Like most moats, it is filled with stinking, slimy, green water. I won't vouch for what's floating in there, either. 

 

I wish my muse would come back. 

Granted.  Your muse comes back, full of awesome ideas that he tells to someone else.   

 

I wish I felt like enjoying  the beautiful day outside.  

[drpaladin]

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your muse comes back, full of awesome ideas that he tells to someone else.   

 

I wish I felt like enjoying  the beautiful day outside.  

Granted. You feel like it. Too bad you can't go out there.

 

I wish I had a day expander.

[Parker Owens]

54 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You feel like it. Too bad you can't go out there.

 

I wish I had a day expander.

 

Your wish, oh esteemed Doctor, is granted in full. You are now the proud possessor of an Acme Day Expander. Please note the instructions in which the operation of the Day Expander automatically engages the Acme Chore Multiplier Unit, attached and fully charged for your convenience. 

 

I wish I had another day of weekend.