Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

20 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, instead, I give you a truckload of the best ice-cream in the world. You spend all your time eating it, ignoring your GA mod duties.  

 

I wish I got more sleep this week.  

Granted. You got more sleep. You just can't tell it.

 

I wish for a cold weather front.

[Reader1810]

Granted: Your front is very cold, but your back is sizzling hot. Resuting in wardrobe dilemmas forever....

 

I wish, I was hungry for dinner earlier, because now it's too late to eat. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Reader1810 said:

s sizzling hot.

DrP is always sizzlin' hot.

 

Granted, you were hungry earlier, but you didn't have time to make dinner then or now, so you are still in the same predicament.

 

I wish I was a super-villain!  

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Your front is very cold, but your back is sizzling hot. Resuting in wardrobe dilemmas forever....

 

I wish, I was hungry for dinner earlier, because now it's too late to eat. 

Granted. You ate earlier and you eat again now. It's never too late to eat and eat and eat.

 

I wish I knew where Drew parked that truckload of ice cream.  lol

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

DrP is always sizzlin' hot.

 

Granted, you were hungry earlier, but you didn't have time to make dinner then or now, so you are still in the same predicament.

 

I wish I was a super-villain!  

Granted. You realize all super villains die horribly?

 

I wish I could get interested in this Masterpiece episode.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You ate earlier and you eat again now. It's never too late to eat and eat and eat.

 

I wish I knew where Drew parked that truckload of ice cream.  lol

Granted.  But I ate it all before you got there.   

 

I wish my eyesight was clearer.  

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted, you now have better site than cats.  Which means you are a cat, and will have to use the litter box.

 

I wish I had a man like Galen.  

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, you now have better site than cats.  Which means you are a cat, and will have to use the litter box.

 

I wish I had a man like Galen.  

Granted.  You had a man like Galen for one second.   (BTW... you can't have Galen...   )

 

I wish my meeting at work goes well tomorrow.  

[Parker Owens]

9 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You had a man like Galen for one second.   (BTW... you can't have Galen...   )

 

I wish my meeting at work goes well tomorrow.  

 

Granted. Your work meeting goes amazingly well; your performance is stellar. As a result, your boss gives you three times as much work to do. 

 

I wish my brother's dog shed less. 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Parker Owens said:

 

Granted. Your work meeting goes amazingly well; your performance is stellar. As a result, your boss gives you three times as much work to do. 

 

I wish my brother's dog shed less. 

 

 

Granted.  Your brother's dog now sheds one less hair a day.  

 

I wish I had a fridge in my office.  

[Parker Owens]

46 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your brother's dog now sheds one less hair a day.  

 

I wish I had a fridge in my office.  

 

It is my dearest delight to grant your wish. Your boss has very kindly and thoughtfully moved your office into the walk-in freezer. You now have your office in a fridge.

 

I wish I had remembered to charge my phone.

Edited July 10, 2017 by Parker Owens
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[Valkyrie]

Just now, Parker Owens said:

 

It is my dearest delight to grant your wish. Your boss has very kindly and thoughtfully moved your office into the walk-in freezer. You now have your office in a fridge.

  Yay!!  I like that much better than the oven it currently is.  Thank you  

I wish I had remembered to charge my phone.

Granted.  You remembered to charge your phone; however, the battery refuses to hold a charge, rendering the whole process moot.

 

I wish my anxiety would go away.  

[Parker Owens]

Granted. You are no longer anxious. Now you are panicked.

 

I wish I could find a good used book store.

[Valkyrie]

11 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

Granted. You are no longer anxious. Now you are panicked.

 

I wish I could find a good used book store.

Granted.  You find a good used book store; however, their prices are even higher than new books. 

 

I wish my optometrist was open now so I could make an appointment. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Your optometrist's office is open, and made an appointment for you. Unfortunately, the doctor broke your only pair of glasses, and the replacement pair won't be ready for a week. You really didn't need them to see clearly, did you? 

 

I wish I could have BBQ'd steak for dinner tomorrow. 

[Valkyrie]

On 7/15/2017 at 10:20 PM, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Your optometrist's office is open, and made an appointment for you. Unfortunately, the doctor broke your only pair of glasses, and the replacement pair won't be ready for a week. You really didn't need them to see clearly, did you? 

 

I wish I could have BBQ'd steak for dinner tomorrow. 

Granted.  You have BBQ'd tofu 'steak' that's sat out in the sun too long. 

 

I wish for the energy to go grocery shopping tomorrow. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have BBQ'd tofu 'steak' that's sat out in the sun too long. 

 

I wish for the energy to go grocery shopping tomorrow. 

Granted, you not only have enough energy to go grocery shopping tomorrow, you now have enough that you'll no longer need to sleep.

 

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.  

[drpaladin]

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, you not only have enough energy to go grocery shopping tomorrow, you now have enough that you'll no longer need to sleep.

 

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.  

Granted. You now have perfect focus and concentration. Nothing can distract you. You get run over by a car while concentrating on walking and dinner sets the house on fire while you were focused on writing.

 

I wish I had gone to the bank today.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a bank robber, and are immediately arrested.

 

I wish I was six feet tall.  

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, but you are mistaken for a bank robber, and are immediately arrested.

 

I wish I was six feet tall.  

.But I'm their favorite customer.

 

Granted. You are now six feet tall, but in the process something else is now smaller.

 

I wish I had a nice dessert.

[Parker Owens]

How fortunate I am to grant you this wish. You have the nicest dessert on the menu. And you can eat it as soon as you finish that mountain of Brussels Sprouts on your plate.

 

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

.But I'm their favorite customer.

 

Granted. You are now six feet tall, but in the process something else is now smaller.

 

I wish I had a nice dessert.

 

I wish all my work for tomorrow was already done. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

How fortunate I am to grant you this wish. You have the nicest dessert on the menu. And you can eat it as soon as you finish that mountain of Brussels Sprouts on your plate.

 

 

I wish all my work for tomorrow was already done. 

Thank you for the opportunity to enjoy Brussels sprouts.

 

Granted. All of tomorrows work is done. Now you still have today's and yesterday's work to do.

 

I wish I would stop knocking my pc mouse onto the floor. 

[Valkyrie]

10 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Thank you for the opportunity to enjoy Brussels sprouts.

 

Granted. All of tomorrows work is done. Now you still have today's and yesterday's work to do.

 

I wish I would stop knocking my pc mouse onto the floor. 

Granted.  You knock it into the toilet instead.  

 

I wish I was on vacation.   

[Drew Espinosa]

23 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You are now six feet tall, but in the process something else is now smaller.

 You are so evil, DrP!  

 

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You knock it into the toilet instead.  

 

I wish I was on vacation.   

Granted, you are on a cruise, but... it shipwrecks!  

 

I wish I was a King!  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You knock it into the toilet instead.  

 

I wish I was on vacation.   

Granted. You get a three month vacation. Too bad it's unpaid.

 

I wish nose hair grew slower.  lol