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1 minute ago, C. When said:

I would actually take health foods over cheesecake...

 

Granted. You don't have to go over fire drill procedures. Your students get to learn the hard way! The building is on fire.

 

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You no longer have to cover the fire drill procedures, because the building is currently engulfed in flames.   So instead of heading outside, everyone runs amok directionless, until the fire is extinguished.  But not by hot firemen... this is a state of the art company that uses robots instead.  

 

I wish my appointments would get here on time. :angry:  

 

Both of you have the same thoughts!  Hmmm, it is getting rather warm in here....

 

And your appointments arrive on time, like clockwork! Unfortunately, your watch stops and your phone does a runner...

 

I wish my next class wasn't walking in the door...

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Granted. You forget nothing. Everything little thing you see, hear, and experience is forever in your in an unorganized jumble. Everything thing you need is in your head. You just have to find it.

 

I wish for a day at the beach.

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How lucky you are that I was present to grant you this wish! You can have a day at the beach!  That day is January 27th, and the beach is in Cleveland, Ohio.

 

I wish my lunch hour had an actual hour in it.

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1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

How lucky you are that I was present to grant you this wish! You can have a day at the beach!  That day is January 27th, and the beach is in Cleveland, Ohio.

 

I wish my lunch hour had an actual hour in it.

Granted but you spend half of it figuring out what to it

 

I wish I had movie tickets to every Stephen King movie in the future

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17 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

wish I had movie tickets to every Stephen King movie in the future

You have, but all the cinemas have long since closed.

 

I wish I could persuade my brain to work.

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24 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

I am happy to grant your wish. After long, arduous negotiations, I have persuaded your brain to work. But only to union rule, and only on alternate Thursdays. 

 

I wish I had time to finish my current project. 

Granted.  You do have time to finish your current project.  You have one hour.  Better get to work. ;)  

 

I wish I got a donut with my coffee this morning.  

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5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

 

I wish I got a donut with my coffee this morning.  

Granted - an extra large cup with coffee and the donut together.

 

I wish I could win the game I'm playing.

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12 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

Granted! Oh, how simple! You just won the a game of Russian Roulette, and found out where the bullet was!

 

I wish I could avoid the next parent meeting I have in ten minutes...

Granted.  You can avoid the meeting if you eliminate the parents... but then you end up in jail for the rest of your life.  

 

I wish I hadn't eaten those corn chips with my lunch. :puke: 

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On 9/1/2017 at 1:33 PM, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You can avoid the meeting if you eliminate the parents... but then you end up in jail for the rest of your life.  

 

I wish I hadn't eaten those corn chips with my lunch. :puke: 

Granted.  You gave them to your best friend and now they're sick because they have a corn allergy.

 

I wish I wasn't so indecisive on things.

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16 minutes ago, Acid07 said:

Granted.  You gave them to your best friend and now they're sick because they have a corn allergy.

 

I wish I wasn't so indecisive on things.

Granted.  You are now overly decisive, and never let anyone else make decisions.  Needless to say, it's a major turnoff and you lose all your friends and significant other. 

 

I wish I had more eye drops. 

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1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now overly decisive, and never let anyone else make decisions.  Needless to say, it's a major turnoff and you lose all your friends and significant other. 

 

I wish I had more eye drops. 

Granted.  Unfortunately they're dilating drops so you can't look at anything without getting a headache.

 

I wish I slept better at night.

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On 9/3/2017 at 8:39 PM, Acid07 said:

Granted.  Unfortunately they're dilating drops so you can't look at anything without getting a headache.

 

I wish I slept better at night.

Granted. You now sleep all the time, and can't seem to get anything done.

 

I wish I knew how to market my books so they'd sell. *sigh*

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On 05/09/2017 at 9:20 PM, Cynus said:

I wish I knew how to market my books so they'd sell. *sigh

A marketing consultant comes to your aid. They're successful, but charge you so much that you need to sell even more to pay their fees.

 

I wish I could count.

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18 minutes ago, BlindAmbition said:

Granted- You can only count backwards.

 I wish I could fly.

Granted.  You can fly as well as Ralph from "The Greatest American Hero".  

 

I wish I had gone for a walk today. 

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21 minutes ago, BlindAmbition said:

Granted. Your food arrives, after eating it you get a flesh eating disease

i wish I had my eyesight back.

 

Granted. But all you can see is me, and that's enough to send you flying away in terror. Or to the washroom to lose your lunch.

 

I wish the weather forecasters were accurate about the daytime temperatures. 

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