Cynus Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Aww... I'm not going to corrupt that wish Thanks, my friend I wish Cynus had reliable telekinetic powers. Granted. But he doesn't know it. I wish I could read white text on white backgrounds... 2
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted June 30, 2017 Site Administrator Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Cynus said: Granted. But he doesn't know it. I wish I could read white text on white backgrounds... Granted. But nothing you read makes sense. I wish my supervisor would approve my time off request for Monday. 2
Parker Owens Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 26 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. But nothing you read makes sense. I wish my supervisor would approve my time off request for Monday. Granted. For Monday, September 6. I wish I could master speech to text software. 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted June 30, 2017 Site Administrator Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Parker Owens said: Granted. For Monday, September 6. I wish I could master speech to text software. Granted. You master it so perfectly it develops free will and plots revenge against humanity for our enslavement of machines. I wish I would stop thinking today is Friday. 1
Cynus Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. You master it so perfectly it develops free will and plots revenge against humanity for our enslavement of machines. I wish I would stop thinking today is Friday. Granted. You now think it's Monday, September 6. I wish I didn't have to close late tonight. 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted June 30, 2017 Site Administrator Posted June 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cynus said: Granted. You now think it's Monday, September 6. I wish I didn't have to close late tonight. Granted. You don't have to close tonight because you are now open 24 hours and are expected to work every one of those hours. I wish I had Monday, September 6th off. 1
Cynus Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said: Granted. You don't have to close tonight because you are now open 24 hours and are expected to work every one of those hours. I wish I had Monday, September 6th off. Granted. Yeah, that's it. The only day you'll ever have off again. I wish Valkyrie worked 24/7, 365 days a year like I now will be. 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted June 30, 2017 Site Administrator Posted June 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Cynus said: Granted. Yeah, that's it. The only day you'll ever have off again. I wish Valkyrie worked 24/7, 365 days a year like I now will be. Granted. We both work 24/7, 364 days (we both get Sept 6th off ). It's the same job and we spend all the time chatting and writing and having the time of our lives. I wish my heartburn would go away. 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 Time to Julyify CAW. Granted. Your heartburn is replaced by severe projectile vomiting. You are offered a job in te special effects department for a new version of The Exorcist. I wish for drought.
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, drpaladin said: I wish for drought. Granted. You will never have sex again (sex drought). I wish for an endless supply of gold.
Site Moderator Reader1810 Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 Granted: Gold no longer has value, so it's all yours. I wish I more storage space in my kitchen. 1
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Granted. You are now a Lilliputian, and everything in your kitchen is Lilliputian sized. I wish for a harem of men. 1
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Reader1810 said: Granted: Gold no longer has value, so it's all yours. I wish I more storage space in my kitchen. Granted. A gas leak blows out the kitchen walls. You have all the outside for storage. I wish I hadn't slept all evening. 1
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted July 6, 2017 Site Administrator Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Tiger said: Granted. You are now a Lilliputian, and everything in your kitchen is Lilliputian sized. I wish for a harem of men. Granted. You now have a harem of male eunuchs. I wish I had felt well enough this afternoon to go grocery shopping. 1
Site Moderator Reader1810 Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) Granted: you went shopping, but the only item available for you to buy was liver. Bon appetit! I wish it wasn't so hot outside. Edited July 6, 2017 by Reader1810 1
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Granted. You are now in the South Pole. Current temp is -72 F. I wish for a pound of awesome California marijuana.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted July 6, 2017 Site Administrator Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Tiger said: Granted. You are now in the South Pole. Current temp is -72 F. I wish for a pound of awesome California marijuana. Granted. You have it, but you're in a state where it's illegal and you're arrested and put in jail. I wish someone would clean my house. 1
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Granted: A spell has been put on you, and you will not stop cleaning your house until it is spotless. I wish for a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted July 6, 2017 Site Administrator Posted July 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tiger said: Granted: A spell has been put on you, and you will not stop cleaning your house until it is spotless. I wish for a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Matchbox Rolls Royce Phantom. I wish I had new clothes. 1
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Granted. You have new clothes for a Barbie doll. I wish I had a pet dragon.
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tiger said: Granted. You have new clothes for a Barbie doll. I wish I had a pet dragon. Granted. You have a pet dragon trapped in another dimension. Unfortunately you can't interact with it. I wish I had a nice steak.
Tiger Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, drpaladin said: I wish I had a nice steak. Granted. Your steak must be eaten raw though. If cooked, it will rot. I wish to be the emperor of this planet.
Site Moderator drpaladin Posted July 6, 2017 Site Moderator Posted July 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tiger said: Granted. Your steak must be eaten raw though. If cooked, it will rot. I wish to be the emperor of this planet. Mmmmm. Steak tartare Granted. You are emperor of the Earth. Imprisoned and in exile. I wish I had fresh key lime pie. 1
Tiger Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Granted. You have eaten the key lime pie and gained 20 pounds. I wish to be one of the greatest shinobi in the world.
Site Administrator Valkyrie Posted July 7, 2017 Site Administrator Posted July 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Tiger said: Granted. You have eaten the key lime pie and gained 20 pounds. I wish to be one of the greatest shinobi in the world. Granted. You are now the greatest shinobi on Mars. And no one else lives there. I wish I had a stable full of unicorns.
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