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Cynus

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7 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Aww... :wub:  I'm not going to corrupt that wish ;)  Thanks, my friend :hug::kiss:

 

I wish Cynus had reliable telekinetic powers. :) 

Granted. But he doesn't know it. 

 

I wish I could read white text on white backgrounds...

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Valkyrie
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Congrats to Alex and fiancee     I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

AK79
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Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

drpaladin
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Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.   I wish that BBQ salad had been better.

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Valkyrie

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1 minute ago, Cynus said:

Granted. But he doesn't know it. 

 

I wish I could read white text on white backgrounds...

Granted.  But nothing you read makes sense. 

 

I wish my supervisor would approve my time off request for Monday.  

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Parker Owens

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26 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But nothing you read makes sense. 

 

I wish my supervisor would approve my time off request for Monday.  

 

Granted. For Monday, September 6. 

 

I wish I could master speech to text software. 

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1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

 

Granted. For Monday, September 6. 

:gikkle: 

I wish I could master speech to text software. 

Granted.  You master it so perfectly it develops free will and plots revenge against humanity for our enslavement of machines. 

 

I wish I would stop thinking today is Friday.  

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Cynus

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6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You master it so perfectly it develops free will and plots revenge against humanity for our enslavement of machines. 

 

I wish I would stop thinking today is Friday.  

Granted. You now think it's Monday, September 6.

 

I wish I didn't have to close late tonight.

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Valkyrie

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3 minutes ago, Cynus said:

Granted. You now think it's Monday, September 6.

:gikkle:  

I wish I didn't have to close late tonight.

Granted.  You don't have to close tonight because you are now open 24 hours and are expected to work every one of those hours.  

 

I wish I had Monday, September 6th off. :P  

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Cynus

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5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You don't have to close tonight because you are now open 24 hours and are expected to work every one of those hours.  

 

I wish I had Monday, September 6th off. :P  

Granted. Yeah, that's it. The only day you'll ever have off again.

 

I wish Valkyrie worked 24/7, 365 days a year like I now will be.

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3 hours ago, Cynus said:

Granted. Yeah, that's it. The only day you'll ever have off again.

 

I wish Valkyrie worked 24/7, 365 days a year like I now will be.

:P  Granted.  We both work 24/7, 364 days (we both get Sept 6th off :gikkle:  ).  It's the same job and we spend all the time chatting and writing and having the time of our lives. :D  

 

I wish my heartburn would go away.  

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drpaladin

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Time to Julyify CAW. :P

 

Granted. Your heartburn is replaced by severe projectile vomiting. You are offered a job in te special effects department for a new version of The Exorcist.

 

I wish for drought.

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drpaladin

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3 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted:  Gold no longer has value, so it's all yours. 

 

I wish I more storage space in my kitchen.

Granted. A gas leak blows out the kitchen walls. You have all the outside for storage.

 

I wish I hadn't slept all evening.

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1 minute ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You are now a Lilliputian, and everything in your kitchen is Lilliputian sized.

 

I wish for a harem of men. 

Granted.  You now have a harem of male eunuchs.  

 

I wish I had felt well enough this afternoon to go grocery shopping. 

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Granted: you went shopping, but the only item available for you to buy was liver. Bon appetit! 

 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside. 

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Valkyrie

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Just now, Tiger said:

Granted. You are now in the South Pole. Current temp is -72 F.

I wish for a pound of awesome California marijuana.

Granted.  You have it, but you're in a state where it's illegal and you're arrested and put in jail.  

 

I wish someone would clean my house. 

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3 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted: A spell has been put on you, and you will not stop cleaning your house until it is spotless.

 

I wish for a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. 

Granted.  You are now the proud owner of a Matchbox Rolls Royce Phantom. :gikkle: 

 

I wish I had new clothes. 

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drpaladin

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23 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You have new clothes for a Barbie doll.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon. 

Granted. You have a pet dragon trapped in another dimension. Unfortunately you can't interact with it.

 

I wish I had a nice steak.

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1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

I wish I had a nice steak.

Granted. Your steak must be eaten raw though. If cooked, it will rot.

 

I wish to be the emperor of this planet. 

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6 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. Your steak must be eaten raw though. If cooked, it will rot.

 

I wish to be the emperor of this planet. 

Mmmmm. Steak tartare 

 

Granted. You are emperor of the Earth. Imprisoned and in exile.

 

I wish I had fresh key lime pie.

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15 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You have eaten the key lime pie and gained 20 pounds.

 

I wish to be one of the greatest shinobi in the world. 

Granted.  You are now the greatest shinobi on Mars.  And no one else lives there.  :ph34r:

 

I wish I had a stable full of unicorns. 

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