Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now the greatest shinobi on Mars.  And no one else lives there.  

 

I wish I had a stable full of unicorns. 

Granted. You have a stable full of badly made unicorn figurines.

 

I wish the story I just read didn't have those glaring technical errors.  Grrr

[Tiger]

Granted. You are now beta reading the story and fixing all of the errors.

 

I wish to be famous. 

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You are now beta reading the story and fixing all of the errors.

 

I wish to be famous. 

Might as well.

 

Granted. Everyone knows your name and hates you.

 

I wish my dryer hadn't just broken.

[Valkyrie]

30 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Might as well.

 

Granted. Everyone knows your name and hates you.

 

I wish my dryer hadn't just broken.

Granted.  The dryer works but instead of drying your clothes, it sends them all to another dimension, never to be found again. 

 

I wish I had two D batteries so I could use my portable fan tonight. 

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  The dryer works but instead of drying your clothes, it sends them all to another dimension, never to be found again. 

 

I wish I had two D batteries so I could use my portable fan tonight. 

It seems to already do that.

 

Granted. You have two D batteries, but the fan isn't working.

 

I wish I wasn't thinking of hanging up clothes to dry.  lol

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

It seems to already do that.

 

Granted. You have two D batteries, but the fan isn't working.

 

I wish I wasn't thinking of hanging up clothes to dry.  lol

Granted.  You're thinking of all the ways I can corrupt your wishes with mushrooms instead.   

 

I wish Dr. P's dryer worked.  

[drpaladin]

14 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You're thinking of all the ways I can corrupt your wishes with mushrooms instead.   

 

I wish Dr. P's dryer worked.  

 

You honestly don't believe I'm going to corrupt that one, do you?

 

I wish every book I needed to look at wasn't at another house.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

 

You honestly don't believe I'm going to corrupt that one, do you?

 

I wish every book I needed to look at wasn't at another house.

 

 

Granted.  All the books you need are at your house.  They take up every inch of available space, so you now have nowhere to live and need to stay in a crappy hotel that only serves mushroom infested food.  

 

I wish I had more ambition. 

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

 

Granted.  All the books you need are at your house.  They take up every inch of available space, so you now have nowhere to live and need to stay in a crappy hotel that only serves mushroom infested food.  

 

I wish I had more ambition. 

Granted. You now have unlimited ambition and equally limited talent.

 

I wish I  had some semi-sweet dark chocolate.

 

 

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You now have unlimited ambition and equally limited talent.

 

I wish I  had some semi-sweet dark chocolate.

 

 

Granted.  You have a one millimeter slice.  (bet you thought I was going to give you chocolate covered mushrooms...  ) 

 

I wish I had a slice of pizza. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Unfortunately, you dropped it on the floor, face down. 

 

I wish I didn't have to waste time sleeping. 

Edited July 7, 2017 by Reader1810

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Unfortunately it melted all over your brand new sofa.

 

I wish I didn't have to waste time sleeping. 

Granted.  You never sleep at all.  You spend all day and night staring out the window at the lone tree outside the insane asylum.  

 

I wish I finish typing and post before Dr. P does.   

[Tiger]

Granted. But you will be continue typing even more, even when you are finished with your current chapter so that the following chapter is also finished, no matter how long it takes.

 

I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow. 

[drpaladin]

9 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. But you will be continue typing even more, even when you are finished with your current chapter so that the following chapter is also finished, no matter how long it takes.

 

I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow. 

Granted. Unfortunately you can't fly and plummet to earth at terminal velocity.

 

I wish I had gone to the store today.

[Tiger]

Granted. You went to Victoria's Secret.

 

I wish to be President of the United States. 

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You went to Victoria's Secret.

 

I wish to be President of the United States. 

Granted. You think you are President of the United States. They park you between the guy who thinks he's Napoleon and the guy who thinks he's Elvis' thumb. Enjoy.

 

 I wish I wanted to get up and fix the dryer.

[Tiger]

Granted. Your dryer works so well that you now live in a desert. 

 

I wish I lived in Maui. 

[Valkyrie]

2 hours ago, Tiger said:

Granted. Your dryer works so well that you now live in a desert. 

 

I wish I lived in Maui. 

Granted.  You now live in Maui, Nevada with no water in sight. 

 

I wish I had gone grocery shopping yesterday. 

[Tiger]

Granted. You went grocery shopping in Saudi Arabia without a male escort, which is haram and illegal...

 

I wish to live be in a magical world.

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You went grocery shopping in Saudi Arabia without a male escort, which is haram and illegal...

 

I wish to live be in a magical world.

Granted. You wake up in a magical world daily. You remain in a state of stunned awe and are completely useless.

 

I wish I had looked at the dryer last night.  lol

[Tiger]

Granted. You looked at the dryer. In fact, your gaze is still fixed upon it. 

 

I wish for world peace. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Granted. You looked at the dryer. In fact, your gaze is still fixed upon it. 

 

I wish for world peace. 

Granted. It lasted 1/250th of a second.

 

I wish I had strawberry ice cream.

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted, but the ice-cream has gone bad.

 

I wish money grew on trees.

[drpaladin]

14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted, but the ice-cream has gone bad.

 

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted. You can't even give it away.

 

I wish Drew hadn't ruined my strawberry ice cream.

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. You can't even give it away.

 

I wish Drew hadn't ruined my strawberry ice cream.

Granted, instead, I give you a truckload of the best ice-cream in the world. You spend all your time eating it, ignoring your GA mod duties.  

 

I wish I got more sleep this week.