I Never...

[Conner]

Never have I ever tossed a computer out of a window.

 

The dumpster is nearly directly below my sister's second-story window, and my old Compaq Presario has been needing to be thrown out for a while... SOOOOO tempting.

 

Neither have I or, en francais, moi non plus! I have an old one as well just waiting for....disposition. What I should do is take it to one of those non-profit organizations who "fix-up" older computers for donation somewhere. But that's not going to happen until I re-boot and remove some pics. The dumpster is sounding better all the time.

 

Never have I had any training in any of the martial arts.

[Kanaye]

I wouldnt exactly call it "training". When I was younger I had a friend who actually went to a Karate Class and he'd try to teach me. I didn't do so well...

 

Ive never put a puppy between two slices of bread and called it a "hotdog".

[rknapp]

Well... not a puppy... more like a full grown German shepherd mix...

 

Never have I ever won the "Last Post Wins" game.

[Conner]

Well... not a puppy... more like a full grown German shepherd mix...

 

Never have I ever won the "Last Post Wins" game.

 

I'll be dead and buried before anyone wins that game.

If that game ever has a winner, he'll be assigned to a village that doesn't have their own idiot yet.

 

 

Never have I ever been a boy scout.

[BeaStKid]

Ummm, Does the NCC count...I guess it does 'cause it's the Indian version of Boy Scouts!!

 

I have never been on a date!!!

 

Can you believe that!!!

[Dalmatia]

nope nor me, not that worried about it though

 

 

Never been elected as a ruler, and not as in something to draw a straight line with

[Ieshwar]

Elected? No. But won, yes! Several times at our 'Last Post Wins'.

 

I never wrote a complete lesbain story. (I wish to though)

 

Ieshwar

[rknapp]

I thought about it, but then it would just make the story weird. I'd rather have her dating a guy later on in the story.

 

Never have I ever accused an old lady of being a slut.

 

I called her a douschebag instead.

[Conner]

Never have I ever accused an old lady of being a slut.

 

I called her a douschebag instead.

 

 

Well, that's not what your relic mother said!

 

Of course, this raises the old double standard issue.....believed by all men and many women as well. Men who get laid a lot are studs. Women who get laid a lot are sluts. In all fairness, it has changed considerably from my day (Early Iron Age).

 

Never have I bitch slapped anyone.

[rknapp]

Not only have I done it, but I've enjoyed it greatly! I haven't done it in a while though...

 

Never have I ever gone streaking.

[Ieshwar]

Me too!

 

I have never kicked someone in his balls.

 

Ieshwar

[NickolasJames8]

Aye

 

I've never had aspirations of becoming a Luchador and winning championships, gaining fame and earning money in wrestling rings across North America.

[Dalmatia]

Can't say that I have....

 

I've never done illegal drugs

[Benji]

Can't say that I have....

 

I've never done illegal drugs

 

 

..........Ahemm!! Can I deny like Clinton? (gimme a break I grew up in the '60s)

 

I never been skydiving (afterall why leave a perfectly good plane?)

[Conner]

..........Ahemm!! Can I deny like Clinton? (gimme a break I grew up in the '60s)

 

I never been skydiving (afterall why leave a perfectly good plane?)

 

 

I have not either. It seems my need for adventure died a natural death during my forties. Why didn't I try it out before then? Uhm...such activites scared me shitless.

 

Never have I used a port-a-potty (johnny-on-the-spot) for anything else than urinating.

[rknapp]

I generally steer clear of port-a-potties altogether.

 

Never have I ever been to a strip club.

[Ieshwar]

Me too. It's not like we got gay strip club here!

 

I have never spent the whole night in the hospital, except perhaps when I was born.

 

Ieshwar

[Graeme]

Never have I ever been to a strip club.

LOL -- strip clubs are very much in the news here at the moment, after reports that the leader of the opposition (and possible future Prime Minister of Australia) went to a strip club in New York four years ago. Some newspapers are reporting that something like 90% of adult males in Australia have been to a strip club, or seen a stripper....

 

Yes, I've been to a strip club. I was on a training course in the city and for one lunch break, someone had tickets for free entry to one of the pole-dancing places nearby. I tagged along, though I wasn't really interested, as everyone, including the instructor, was going. We had a drink, I watched the guys watching the girls, and then we left and went back to the training course for the afternoon.

 

Never have I been snowboarding.

[Conner]

I have never spent the whole night in the hospital, except perhaps when I was born.

 

I get 2 questions given that Ieshwar and Graeme both went for Robbie's strip club question.

 

As for overnight stays in the hospital....lots of them....sometimes I wasn't even the patient. See the ER thread for one description. Most of them I'd like to forget.

 

Never have I been snowboarding.

 

Me neither. Closest I ever came to snowboarding was standing up on a tobogan going down a hill...a little hill.....when I was younger....much younger. Hey, maybe I invented snowboarding!!

 

Never have I been arrested more than once.

[Dalmatia]

No I've only been arrested the once.... and I'd rather not go in to the details, but I will say it wasn

[rknapp]

Does sitting in a hot tub with your at-the-time male best friend, both in your birthday suits, count? One of these day's I'll hunt him down and see what he's been up to since I moved away.

 

Never have I ever gotten the back end of the car to slide.

 

With the way the tires, and the passengers, were squeeling, you'd think it did

60 MPH around a busy traffic circle on bald tires and A LOT of weight = FUN!

[EMoe57]

Aye, on a bet in a duece-and-a-half (large, heavy truck) in a mudpit while in the Marines and unplanned 10 years later in a Taurus on the beltway around Atlanta.

 

I never have been conficted of a felony

 

...and that's all I'll say about that!

[rknapp]

That I have not been!

 

Never have I ever been to court.

 

For anything serious anyway.

[Ieshwar]

Aye! A few months ago, I got a small problem concerning my dirth certificate and my school certificate. My name didn't match.

 

I have never told someone "Son of a bitch" face to face!

 

Ieshwar

[rknapp]

In what way? Saying it in reference to something or saying it to them (calling them a sonuvabitch)? The former, Aye, the latter... surprisingly no... I should work on that.

 

Never have I ever ate three square meals at the same place in one day.

 

Not home cookin', I mean restaurants and other such eateries...