I Never...

[Conner]

I think we need a Family Guy thread.

 

I have never jumped out of an airplane.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Not only have I jumped out of an airplane, three times. But the first time I jumped, I tried to jump back inside the plane.

 

I have never been talking to my family when a big chicken suddenly attacks me sending us on a epic battle across the town.

 

I really love Family Guy

[BeaStKid]

Nay, that has not happened to me, and I doubt it ever will haha.

 

I have never listened to a rap song in its entirety

 

Maddy

Aye, could never understand it fully...lol

 

I never had my teeth pulled out by a dentist...

[RJ Santos]

Nay. But almost.

 

I had never had someone to pluck my pubes. Ouch

[Kanaye]

Aye. Well, it wasn't on purpose... I don't think I will go into detail... y'all dont need the image in your heads, Im sure.

 

 

Ive never done anything "funky" with an animal.

 

 

Though I HAVE held and petted a real, live penguin as well as swam and petted a beluga whale! Beat that!

[BeaStKid]

Aye. Well, it wasn't on purpose... I don't think I will go into detail... y'all dont need the image in your heads, Im sure.

Ive never done anything "funky" with an animal.

Though I HAVE held and petted a real, live penguin as well as swam and petted a beluga whale! Beat that!

Aye? Does eating a snake count?? Or a shark?? The former was for a jungle survival course and the latter was well, we were in the Andamans and Sea-food is a speciality there...

 

I've never attended a rain-dance party

[Ieshwar]

No.

 

I have never kissed an anaconda.

 

Ieshwar

[AFriendlyFace]

No.

 

I have never kissed an anaconda.

 

Ieshwar

**thinks back***

 

Well there was this one, lonely time in the African forests...

 

Just kidding, No aye!

 

I've never been out of the country ( )

[Ieshwar]

Me too! My situation is worst, considering the small size of my island.

 

I have never met anyone from Gay Authors.

 

Ieshwar

[BeaStKid]

Me too! My situation is worst, considering the small size of my island.

 

I have never met anyone from Gay Authors.

 

Ieshwar

Aye...I haven't...lol

 

I have never seen LOTR trilogy...

 

I know thats a blasphemy...but thats how it is...

[Ieshwar]

My first Aye!

 

I have never stayed hungry for more than 1 day.

 

Ieshwar

[rknapp]

Nay, though I know plenty of Jews who have for religious purposes.

 

Never have I ever been hit on.

 

Although I'm probably too dense to know if I ever was... I know that one guy really wants to... (goes on mumbling things that GA doesn't need to know )

[Conner]

Never have I ever been hit on.

 

Although I'm probably too dense to know if I ever was... I know that one guy really wants to... (goes on mumbling things that GA doesn't need to know )

 

...and you say you have nothing to blog.

 

Hit on? Not really. Unless that would include flirting, which is not as overt. I did get my butt pinched in a crowed bar when I was 19. When I turned around, I couldn't tell who did it and no one came forward, so to speak. Funny the things I remember.

 

Never have I bought a condom from a dispensing machine.

[Bondwriter]

Aye! These are handy when you're 16, and when the pharmacy next door is held by people you meet in church, and who think you're such a serious guy, and that you babysit their kids.

 

I've never shaken hands with a Hollywood star.

[rknapp]

I have not, but apparently the girl from The Departed graduated from my high school. I think that's about as close to hollywood as I'll ever get.

 

Never have I ever belted out the story lines tightly coiled within my skull.

 

I've got another one... and I keep adding to certain elements of the one I started already -- without putting any of it on the computer. I just hope I don't lose it all.

[Conner]

Never have I ever belted out the story lines tightly coiled within my skull.

 

I've got another one... and I keep adding to certain elements of the one I started already -- without putting any of it on the computer. I just hope I don't lose it all.

 

Aye. Mind you, I'm more concerned about the parts of my body that aren't tightly coiled anymore.

 

Never have I gone skinny dipping in the day time.

[Benji]

Aye. Mind you, I'm more concerned about the parts of my body that aren't tightly coiled anymore.

 

Never have I gone skinny dipping in the day time.

 

 

..........Aye, I have!

 

But I have never joined the mile high club!!!

[rknapp]

Aye!..... Ok I only touched myself.... ok I was adjusting myself! Damn, coach is uncomfortable...

 

Never have I ever been up past 7 am.

[Graeme]

Never have I ever been up past 7 am.

I have. When I was single and would go on a South Pacific cruise for my annual holiday, I would stay up on the last night and see the sunrise -- and then sleep on the plane going home.

 

I have never gone diving

[Jason Rimbaud]

Not only have I gone diving, but last weekend I went cliff diving. Eight-seven feet and I had a blast.

 

I've never lied to my boss about the reason I was late.

 

Jason R.

[Conner]

I've never lied to my boss about the reason I was late.

 

Jason R.

 

I never tell the truth first....cause I won't have anything to fall back on. :wacko:

 

 

I have never played organized baseball.

[Marty]

I never tell the truth first....cause I won't have anything to fall back on. :wacko:

I have never played organized baseball.

Nay

 

I've never reached orgasm more than five times in a single night.

 

(Sometimes I am jealous of the female of the species)

 

Marty

[rknapp]

Aye...

 

 

 

 

What? I was thirteen! Shoo...

 

Never have I ever cleaned out the closet.

 

 

Actually, I did... it's weird looking at an empty closet since it hasn't been touched in ten years

[Ieshwar]

Oh, I do!

 

I have never smoked!

 

Ieshwar

[rknapp]

NEVAR! Smoking is the lesser of three evils... those evils being shopping, money, and children. Coincidentally they are all related (as any mother would tell you).

 

Never have I ever tossed a computer out of a window.

 

The dumpster is nearly directly below my sister's second-story window, and my old Compaq Presario has been needing to be thrown out for a while... SOOOOO tempting.