Make us laugh!

[JamesSavik]

We Southerners have some unique expressions that you may hear about but not really understand.

 

When you hear that someone is giving you the stink eye, first- it's not good.

 

Second- it probably looks something like this:

 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

         

 

[MikeL]

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

 

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

 

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

 

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

 

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

 

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

 

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

 

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

 

8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.

 

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

 

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

[Slytherin]

         

 

 

I hate raisins !

 

This pic have probably been posted Before but I Think it's funny so I post it again

 

[Valkyrie]

Apparently there's a third gender now - Canadian. 

 

[JamesSavik]

 

I sometimes feel that way but remember that if I give up being an adult, i have to actually eat English Peas and Asparagus and nothing could be worth that.

[Slytherin]

I hope Jo Ann see this

 

[JamesSavik]

 

If browsers were kindergartens, IE would be the one that eats glue and craps its pants.

[MikeL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TxNrizGdhtY

[JamesSavik]

The real reason we never see aliens...

 

[Valkyrie]

Let's hope he doesn't encounter any dogs. 

 

[Daddydavek]

Kiss Cam

 

The link is to a video of the Chicago Bulls kiss cam from this past January.   You have to watch to the very end to really appreciate it.  

[Slytherin]

 I don't like birds

[Valkyrie]

 I don't like birds

You don't like birds?? 

[Slytherin]

You don't like birds?? 

No I don't like them, I LOVE them !

[MikeL]

 What's cute, green and... brainy ? 

 

 

Oh, how nice of you to ask.

[Slytherin]

Oh, how nice of you to ask.

Yes

 

[MikeL]

 What's cute, green and... brainy ? 

 

 

Oh, how nice of you to ask.

[MikeL]

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."

[Slytherin]

  Poor Jodie

[Adrian]

 Wanan laugh ? xD i give u laugh check out this hilirious video ( maybe few of you already seen it ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQxyZsgvkYI

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

*snicker* It's true if you bring a book in there, too. 

 

[MikeL]

[Daddydavek]