Make us laugh!

[MikeL]

[C J]

                                                                                                                        

[MikeL]

[MikeL]

[Lugnutz]

 

 

My tub, how did you get it?

[MikeL]

[MikeL]

[Slytherin]

 The person who did is evil ! Evil !!

[Valkyrie]

OMG That's just cruel!!! 

 The person who did is evil ! Evil !!

[MikeL]

I can see it.  Evil?  Cruel?  Dyslexic?

[MikeL]

Success

 

                    As you go through life, your perspectives on almost everything will change. 
How you define success will change as  well.  If you live long enough, you will revisit your perspectives.

 

 

At age 4  success is not peeing in your pants.

 

At age 12 success is  having friends.

 

At age 16 success is  having a drivers license.

 

At age 20 success is  having sex.

 

At age 35 success is  having money.

 

At age 50 success is  having money.

 

At age 60 success is  having sex.

 

At age 70 success is  having a drivers license.

 

At age 75 success is  having friends.

 

At age 80 success is  not peeing in your pants.

Edited January 15, 2015 by MikeL

[Slytherin]

 

[JamesSavik]

[Slytherin]

   True

[JamesSavik]

I confess: everybody thought Frodo was hot.

 

I had a thing for Sam.

[MikeL]

Your Annual Dementia Test
(only 4 questions)

 

 
Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
 
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert.  If you don't use it, you lose it!
 
Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.  Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
 
Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not. 

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

 

#1. What do you put in a toaster?
 

Answer: 'bread.'  If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.  And, try not to hurt yourself.
 
If you said, bread, go to Question #2. 

 

# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.

 

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
 
 If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this???  PLEASE, go lie down!
 
But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

 
 # 4. Do not use a calculator for this: 

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on. 

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
 
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?

 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
 
Don't you remember your own age?!?!  It was YOU driving the bus!

 

95% of people miss at least half of the questions!

Edited January 16, 2015 by MikeL

[Slytherin]

 

Your Annual Dementia Test

 

 

So funny, Mike  I failed the first and last question but the other two I knew  ! lol

 

 

Edited January 16, 2015 by slytherin

[MikeL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xv1tMioGgXI

[Lost In Thought]

[JamesSavik]

Sounds like we've had some of the same lab partners.

[Slytherin]

 

[C J]

 

[Lost In Thought]

Ah Ghost you reminded me!

 

[Valkyrie]

[C J]