Make us laugh!

[Slytherin]

 

[Slytherin]

[MikeL]

[MikeL]

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"  He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

 

I called him an "asshole."  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.  So Shirley (my wife) called him a "shithead."  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing more tickets.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

He finally finished,sneered at us and walked away.

 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.  It’s so important at our age!!

Edited February 18, 2015 by MikeL

[Valkyrie]

[MikeL]

Plowing your driveway can be fun...

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZqMsumxthaY

 

 

I hear the toy stores have sold out.

Edited February 20, 2015 by MikeL

[K.C.]

[MikeL]

Here's the news story...

 

Elsa Arrest Warrant: Ice Queen Wanted by Winter-Weary Kentucky Town

 

An arrest warrant for Queen Elsa, from Disney's "Frozen," was issued Wednesday by the town of Harlan, Kentucky, after a walloping from winter weather.

The joking post on Facebook went viral: “All points bulletin!!! HPD has issued an arrest warrant for Queen Elsa of Arendelle. Suspect is a blonde female last seen wearing a long blue dress and is known to burst into song ‘Let it Go!’ As you can see by the weather she is very dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend her alone.”

 

Like all responsible law enforcement, the Harlan Police immediately added a second Facebook post warning that, “all kidding aside,” the weather has been dangerous and cautioned residents in Harlan to be careful.
 

Edited February 20, 2015 by MikeL

[Daddydavek]

Silly signs I got in an e-mail included the following which I thought some might find amusing.....

 

 

 

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

 

If it has tires or testicles,

 

you're going to have trouble with it.

 

Women's restroom

 

Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

Edited February 20, 2015 by Daddydavek

[Valkyrie]

That's my kind of salad!

 

[MikeL]

That's my kind of salad!

 

 

 

I, too, like salad under my bacon. 

[Valkyrie]

Get that green thing out of there and it'd be perfect!

 

Edited February 21, 2015 by Valkyrie

[MikeL]

[Slytherin]

  :funny:

[K.C.]

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

 I want spring !  

[MikeL]

[LitLover]

[Valkyrie]

This isn't too far from my house.  My parents went to high school with one of the Amigone's. 

 

[Valkyrie]

I work with a real loudmouth on Mondays and Thursdays.  It's only a matter of time before I snap.

 

[JamesSavik]

 

No jury would ever convict you.

 

Die, die, die! Murder, murder, murder!

[TalonRider]

 I want spring !  

I saw something similar to this on the Weather Channel last night where two Indianapolis women went around doing this.

[Andy78]

[MikeL]

Man Saws Tree into Truck Bed

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=01TDyMibPv8

Edited February 27, 2015 by MikeL