Last Post Wins #33

[clochette]

I am not a witch, Teddy bear

 

I'm the Queen

[Drew Espinosa]

I'm the Queen

She was also a queen...

 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-pDpLVVNc

 

 mine!

[Slytherin]

very funny... Snatch !

[Parker Owens]

The queen caught teddy in her bed,

cried "guards! come quick! off with his head!"

But poet took the prize and ran,

the queen blushed red at his elan.

 

mine.  

[clochette]

Drew, why are you being so mean to me?!

 

LBO that's so not funny **Takes out her sewing kit...** Now who's gonna laugh

 

I'm a nice Queen

[Parker Owens]

The queen of hearts

baked all the tarts;

the queen of spades

pulled down the shades;

The fairy queen

is rarely mean

unless her eyes

rest on the prize.

That's when you call

the poet, y'all,

to brave her wrack -

 

mine.

take shiny back.

[C. When]

Thanks for braving the fairy wit- I mean queen. Mine.

[clochette]

Good little lemurs

 

But the is still mine

[Drew Espinosa]

Drew, why are you being so mean to me?!

 

LBO that's so not funny **Takes out her sewing kit...** Now who's gonna laugh

 

I'm a nice Queen

What? I just pointed out the correlation between evil and queens

 

belongs to King Drew the Good

[Parker Owens]

A late Christmas Carol...Old King Wenceslas can turn over in his grave...

 

Good King Drew went out for brew

'cause the fridge was grievin';

Empty cans and football fans

meant he'd soon be leavin.'

While at the convenience guys,

buying TV gruel,

came the poet, swiped the prize,

oh! The theft was cruel.

 

mine.

[echophase]

False kings and queens, how dare you try to take my amazingly comfy throne.     Guards! Take them away!

[Parker Owens]

While Echo from his comfy throne

sent Drew out for his beer,

our Echo came all over queasy-like,

his stomach rather queer.

I then the throne room entered,

and I said, "oh, Echo, dear,

I'll take the shiny from you!

Now lay off the excess cheer."

 

mine.  

[echophase]

Close but I have wine  well ... had, I'm still good I can rule this kingdom drunk no problem. Llamas and hats for everyone!

[C. When]

I can get behind that, but I still want the Shiny.

[Slytherin]

Snatch !!       

[clochette]

Go hibernated LBO, it's cold outside

 

I'll take good care of the

[Drew Espinosa]

Go hibernated LBO, it's cold outside

 

I'll take good care of the

Hmm... you're wicked and French, does that mean you are Cruella de Vil

 

And no, I didn't call you a witch so... MINE!

[C. When]

and now the shiny is mine once again.

[clochette]

If I'm Cruella, I'm a new mind of Cruella, one that do not hurt puppies course, but one who is gonna make herself a coat with the skin of your scrawny little derrière

 

And I'll wear the with it

Edited January 8, 2016 by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

If I'm Cruella, I'm a new mind of Cruella, one that do not hurt puppies course, but one who is gonna make herself a coat with the skin of your scrawny little derrière

 

And I'll wear the with it

You're so obsessed with my big bubble butt

 

is mine!!! All MINE!

[clochette]

But it's a healthy obsession

 

And NO! The is Mine! All Mine! And only Mine!

[Drew Espinosa]

   

[clochette]

[Drew Espinosa]

Goodnight Clo

 

mine!

[clochette]

 

Night

Edited January 8, 2016 by clochette