Last Post Wins #50

[wildone]

I will personally encourage all of you to accept the fact that I'm the rightful owner of the shiny  

If you all swear your allegiance to me, I will reward you with a chocolate milkshake. Banana/Chocolate for the first person to do so.

Also, @Myr after I retain the shiny, I"m coming for GA and you . I shall be Omnipotent once and for all   (and no Val, don't drop the O and I in that word )

[Valkyrie]

Myr and GA has the full backing of my LPWland army, so we are protected from impotent despots with delusions of grandeur.  Milkshakes are hardly enough reward for putting up with the rule of a tyrant.   Besides, we're currently under Swedish rule, so it's surstromming for the deposed despot, and Swedish meatballs and lingonberries for the rest of us    

[wildone]

You do know that real Swedish Meatballs are castrated reindeer testis  

Enjoy you just reward

Mine  

[northie]

🤢 *gags the deposed despot and removes his device before he can spread any more lies.*  The shiny is mine. The only sensible option. 

[Valkyrie]

51 minutes ago, wildone said:

You do know that real Swedish Meatballs are castrated reindeer testis  

Enjoy you just reward

Mine  

Um... maybe in Canada, but not the rest of the world    

[wildone]

Oh, maybe I waz mistaken Those are Swedish Prairie Oysters  

Oh well, lets move on  

 

[Valkyrie]

As opposed to their cousins, Rocky Mountain oysters    

[Daddydavek]

I never did like any kind of oysters...

...and back to me!

[Valkyrie]

    

[TalonRider]

10 hours ago, northie said:

 

In my area, there is a small fleet of truck running around with those letters on the doors. Under them in smaller font is the words Waltz's Turf Farm.

It's Pet Memorial Day so don't forget to Hug Your Hound today, and your Grandparents. It's a Peanut Day as The Kids Take Over The Kitchen. Let's not forget that Bald Is Beautiful.

And back to me once again.

[Valkyrie]

Happy Grandparents' Day   💖

Bald is beautiful, huh... Oh deposed despot...   *hides razor behind back*     

 

[Zombie]

same old same old

 

time, methinks, for some good ‘ole gratuitous violence

 

 

aaaand  SNATCH!!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Daddydavek]

...glad Zombie got all that out.  It's dangerous to keep feelings bottled up!

 

...and back to the slightly overwhelmed grandpa!

[Valkyrie]

Zombie's back!   Time to do a Pepsi run...    

[Slytherin]

I'm offline for a few days and I miss Care Bear Day ! Oh well.. Snatch !  

 

Welcome back KC and Zombie..

 

@Zombie you might want to take a look at the first page of this thread  

Edited September 14, 2020 by Slytherin

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again.

On this Live Creative Day, Virginia will be serving Creme Filled Donuts this morning, then later on, they will reset so that we can Eat A Hoagie. It's Boss/Employee Exchange Day to day so stay Sober.

[Valkyrie]

 

[Slytherin]

slkeays I mean Always

 

 

[Zombie]

Its Competition Time!!  

 

So, which one's The Penguin?  

 

 

I know, it's a difficult one  

 

Anyway, while you're all busy trying to figure it out (and The Penguin's busy "tidying up" its snack cupboard) 

 

...I'll just reclaim what's rightfully mine

 

    

[Valkyrie]

  

[wildone]

9 hours ago, Zombie said:

Its Competition Time!!  

 

So, which one's The Penguin?  

 

 

I know, it's a difficult one  

 

Anyway, while you're all busy trying to figure it out (and The Penguin's busy "tidying up" its snack cupboard) 

 

...I'll just reclaim what's rightfully mine

 

    

If there was an opportunity to have X100   

  

[Valkyrie]

  

[wildone]

Easy there, it said stay sober, Valkyrie. Looks like you missed that one  

 

 

[Valkyrie]

I think the deposed despot needs to be cut off as well.      

[Slytherin]