Last Post Wins #50

[wildone]

Well it is 2:38 my time, so 4:38 in the penguins and birdy's time, 10:38 possibly for our European bear... not sure where the wolf resides  

So if the birdy notices my post and feels the urge to close this edition of LPW, I'll be more than happy to wear my crown again as the winner of LPW 50.

 

[Aditus]

[TalonRider]

Ain't gonna happen 'cos you're expecting it to happen. It also appears that Wolfie doesn't like Lobster.

Quite a list today so I'm doing a combination today. I don't remember the list being this long last year.

Shanu the Whale will act as Compliance Officer today. Johnny Appleseed will be serving Pancakes and Dumplings today.

• National Situational Awareness Day
• National Public Lands Day– Usually Last Saturday in September September 26, 2020
• Save Your Photos Day– Last Saturday in September
• National Hunting and Fishing Day– Fourth Saturday in September
• National Family Health and Fitness Day USA– Last Saturday in September
• National Ghost Hunting Day– Last Saturday in September
• National Seat Check Saturday – Usually Fourth Saturday in September
• National Singles Day– Saturday of Singles Week –September 22, 2020

[Valkyrie]

  

[Zombie]

penguin takes some flying lessons after its latest stomach workout

 

a bad judgement call...
 

 

   

[Valkyrie]

I'm quite good at flying, thank you very much.     

[Zombie]

it’s possible this is a genetically modified mutant pest hovering above someone else’s food - picnic basket, BBQ, snack-stash etc - waiting to steal it 

but where there’s pests there’s pest control
 

 

[Valkyrie]

And where there's putrescent walking corpses there's Pepsi.      

[Zombie]

Blah blah blah  

haters gonna hate 
 

and takers gonna take *SNATCH!* 

Aaaahahaha! 

  
 

 

Edited September 26, 2020 by Zombie

[wildone]

So I stood in front of a mirror and looked over my shoulder, and my seat is looking FINE  

I've completed my seat check for the year  

 

 mine

[Valkyrie]

    

[wildone]

So thanks to the Frech, and most likely @clochette, they have invented a Penguin Chick Rover which the herds of penguins think is one of their own:

Now that we can infiltrate the penguins, we can disarm Val's army within!  

Muhawahawaha 

 

[Valkyrie]

That's what you think     

[clochette]

2 hours ago, wildone said:

So thanks to the Frech, and most likely @clochette, they have invented a Penguin Chick Rover which the herds of penguins think is one of their own:

Now that we can infiltrate the penguins, we can disarm Val's army within!  

Muhawahawaha 

 

So if I helped infiltrate val's army should I win the ? 

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

So if I helped infiltrate val's army should I win the ? 

No.        

[wildone]

Oui  Yes, Clochette, you can  

 

[Valkyrie]

    

[clochette]

5 hours ago, wildone said:

Oui  Yes, Clochette, you can  

 

Ah sorry Val but the big bad admin said so  

Edited September 27, 2020 by clochette

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again so early in the morning.

The cat/bird is going to show us how to  Crush A Can by falling on it. Later today, she will serve us all Corned Beef Hash and Chocolate Milk.

[Valkyrie]

I love corned beef hash    

[Zombie]

🎶  Oh what a beautiful mornin'!
Oh what a beautiful day!
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Ev'rythin's comin' my way  

SNATCH!!

    

 

 

[Valkyrie]

    

[Zombie]

How does a penguin whistle?   

 

BADLY
 

 

 

 

 

[clochette]

17 minutes ago, Zombie said:

How does a penguin whistle?   

 

BADLY
 

 

How does a zombie hold onto the ?  

 

BADLY

  

snatch!

[Parker Owens]

How badly does a fairy snatch

the golden crown that’s such a catch? 

About as well as fish might play,

upon the organ any day;

but Bard is much more nimble, so

he takes the shiny: off he’ll go!

mine.