Secret Author Stories Contest 2024 Talking Topic

[Mikiesboy]

Just now, Thirdly said:

Yes you I know. It was @kboisI was wondering about.

i know but i answered anyway.

[kbois]

2 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

i know but i answered anyway.

Stealing my thunder I see. 

[Mikiesboy]

Just now, kbois said:

Stealing my thunder I see. 

Thunder? hahaha

[kbois]

Just now, Mikiesboy said:

Thunder? hahaha

Well... thunder thighs. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

My husband wanted a dog, I said no. 

Then my husband wanted a cat, I said no.

Then my husband wanted a kid, I said yes to the cat. 

Now we have two cats, still would rather an empty house without hair everywhere, but we all must make sacrifices. 

I still think @kbois wrote Hide & Seek. 

[Mikiesboy]

Just now, kbois said:

Well... thunder thighs. 

[Thirdly]

4 minutes ago, kbois said:

Stealing my thunder I see. 

If it makes you feel any better, I had the opposite experience. Was attacked by a dog or two as a kid and I worked myself through that. Cats were fine...and of all pets, bird feathers can kill me with allergens.

Edited August 8, 2024 by Thirdly

[Mikiesboy]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

My husband wanted a dog, I said no. 

Then my husband wanted a cat, I said no.

Then my husband wanted a kid, I said yes to the cat. 

Now we have two cats, still would rather an empty house without hair everywhere, but we all must make sacrifices. 

I still think @kbois wrote Hide & Seek. 

Interesting choice..what is your reasoning?

 

[kbois]

1 minute ago, Thirdly said:

If it makes you feel any better, I had the opposite experience. Was attacked by a dog or two as a kid and I worked myself through that. Cays were fine...and of all aspects, bird feathers can kill me with allergens.

I got bit by a poodle ( @Mikiesboys favorite dog)  when I was a kid but it was lack of training on the owner's fault not the dog's. My best friends cat was a mean horror show.

[Lee Wilson]

22 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

Why does everyone remember the cats??? I mean I love them as much as the next person... 

Unless the next person is @kbois apparently.

[Thirdly]

5 minutes ago, kbois said:

I got bit by a poodle ( @Mikiesboys favorite dog)  when I was a kid but it was lack of training on the owner's fault not the dog's. My best friends cat was a mean horror show.

Yeah, definitely the owners. I do adore dogs now.

[Mikiesboy]

6 minutes ago, kbois said:

I got bit by a poodle ( @Mikiesboys favorite dog)  when I was a kid but it was lack of training on the owner's fault not the dog's. My best friends cat was a mean horror show.

A poodle was my only ever dog...so i guess they are my favs..lol

[Thirdly]

Just now, Mikiesboy said:

A poodle was my only ever dog...so i guess they are my favs..lol

Poodles are sweet, at least the ones I encountered.

[kbois]

2 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

A poodle was my only ever dog...so i guess they are my favs..lol

And they don't shed very much so that's a plus. My little hybrid poodle-weinerdog barely sheds ❤️

[Mikiesboy]

4 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

Poodles are sweet, at least the ones I encountered.

He was a great dog. He came with my Husband.  Buy one, get one free. LOL

[Mikiesboy]

3 minutes ago, kbois said:

And they don't shed very much so that's a plus. My little hybrid poodle-weinerdog barely sheds ❤️

No, no shedding. After our last dog guest who does shed, we continue to evidence of his presence. lol

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

Interesting choice..what is your reasoning?

 

If this choice you are referring is no to the dogs, which I am assuming as you love them. Multiple reasons, the first one, because a few months ago, after working nearly two years to open my restaurant, I wanted to take some much needed time off with my husband, but because we have two cats, he didn't want to leave them alone for two days. So I had to go to Vegas by myself.

I am way too selfish to want to take care of something that smells, barks, and then shits and pisses on the street. I am not picking up shit for anything or anyone. That's why no to dogs.

Kids, same reason, except I'd have to talk to it, no thank you.

Why did I settle for a cat? Because out of my three choices, that was the path of least resistance. So my husband gets an orange female cat that from the moment we took it out of the box, latched on to me and is my shadow. Sleeps on my face, and is never ten feet away from me at any given time. Even takes showers with me. 

So my husband, out of jealousy that something loves me more than him, though the reasoning was so that "MY" cat wasn't alone during the long hours we work, decided to get another cat when I was at work. 

A black and white female cat that latched on to him and follows him around. Then that cat decided to eat a long string that got stuck inside her track and nearly killed her. 

On a side note, when the vet told me how much it would cost for the surgery and the cat only had a fifty fifty chance to live, I looked at my husband and was about to say no, he said with tears in his eyes, I can't lose her. So twenty-three thousand dollars later we have a shaved cat with about twenty stitches along her belly. 

The cat that claimed me, peaches, is a nice mellow cat, the cat that claimed him, Kali, is completely insane. Kali means goddess of death by the way, the little bastard lives up to her name. 

So  earlier when I said, cats and dogs and kids are all on the same playing field, I meant it. But those cats brings him much happiness and pleasure. So I'll suffer through a 12 pound cat sleeping on my face and wanting me to shampoo it when I shower every morning. Because my heart broke when he said, I can't lose her. 

[Wayne Gray]

29 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

Cats are nice.. it is International Cat Day today.. @Wayne Gray has cats but forgot to get them treats on this special day.. tsk tsk.

Shhh! They'll hear you! 🫢

[BendtedWreath]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Kids, same reason, except I'd have to talk to it, no thank you.

Ah, to love...and to draw the line at kids.

[Mikiesboy]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

If this choice you are referring is no to the dogs, which I am assuming as you love them. Multiple reasons, the first one, because a few months ago, after working nearly two years to open my restaurant, I wanted to take some much needed time off with my husband, but because we have two cats, he didn't want to leave them alone for two days. So I had to go to Vegas by myself.

I am way too selfish to want to take care of something that smells, barks, and then shits and pisses on the street. I am not picking up shit for anything or anyone. That's why no to dogs.

Kids, same reason, except I'd have to talk to it, no thank you.

Why did I settle for a cat? Because out of my three choices, that was the path of least resistance. So my husband gets an orange female cat that from the moment we took it out of the box, latched on to me and is my shadow. Sleeps on my face, and is never ten feet away from me at any given time. Even takes showers with me. 

So my husband, out of jealousy that something loves me more than him, though the reasoning was so that "MY" cat wasn't alone during the long hours we work, decided to get another cat when I was at work. 

A black and white female cat that latched on to him and follows him around. Then that cat decided to eat a long string that got stuck inside her track and nearly killed her. 

On a side note, when the vet told me how much it would cost for the surgery and the cat only had a fifty fifty chance to live, I looked at my husband and was about to say no, he said with tears in his eyes, I can't lose her. So twenty-three thousand dollars later we have a shaved cat with about twenty stitches along her belly. 

The cat that claimed me, peaches, is a nice mellow cat, the cat that claimed him, Kali, is completely insane. Kali means goddess of death by the way, the little bastard lives up to her name. 

So  earlier when I said, cats and dogs and kids are all on the same playing field, I meant it. But those cats brings him much happiness and pleasure. So I'll suffer through a 12 pound cat sleeping on my face and wanting me to shampoo it when I shower every morning. Because my heart broke when he said, I can't lose her. 

Aw, that's sweet. You're a good husband.   

It wasn't really what i was asking about but it's nice to know.   I was wondering why you think @kbois wrote Hide and Seek? 

Edited August 9, 2024 by Mikiesboy

[Jason Rimbaud]

Because I think it's too on the nose for you to have written it. And the humor/humour tracks @kbois personality. Which is why I think you wrote Yacht Club. I'm probably wrong, but I think I might die on that hill. Even after the authors are revealed, I'll just say that its a conspiracy against me.  

J

[BendtedWreath]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Because I think it's too on the nose for you to have written it. And the humor/humour tracks @kbois personality. Which is why I think you wrote Yacht Club. I'm probably wrong, but I think I might die on that hill. Even after the authors are revealed, I'll just say that its a conspiracy against me.  

J

I'll bring you snacks on that hill.

[kbois]

5 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Because I think it's too on the nose for you to have written it. And the humor/humour tracks @kbois personality. Which is why I think you wrote Yacht Club. I'm probably wrong, but I think I might die on that hill. Even after the authors are revealed, I'll just say that its a conspiracy against me.  

J

I'm a crazy straight woman who would kidnap a sub and lead his Dom on a merry chase? Huh. 🤔

Edited August 9, 2024 by kbois

[BendtedWreath]

1 minute ago, kbois said:

I'm a crazy straight woman who would kidnap a sub and lead his Dom on a merry chase? Huh. 🤔

She wasn't crazy, I thought she was awesome. I object to that.

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, kbois said:

I'm a crazy straight woman who would kidnap a sub and lead his Dom on  merry chase? Huh. 🤔

I can't believe I have to explain this to you. 😂 

Hide & Seek is a fictional story that I believe you wrote. I never once accused you, the real life person of a felony or say you are crazy.  I might be guilty of mansplaining but that is all. 

J

Edited August 9, 2024 by Jason Rimbaud
Clarification kbois is not crazy