Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

So, not that I'm complaining. But do you know Davide had everyone tell their age, and the only real surprise was @CassieQ. I shall leave it up to everyone to figure out if that is a dig against the Queen or a compliment.  

I want to go on record and give all the credit(blame) on Davide for this entire thread, starting one year ago.  

[Davide]

30 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

If you were to meet me in person, you would think I was maybe 40. I have zero wrinkles, fresh glowing skin, and zero sun damage. 

though it helps that I never go outside during the sunlight, only swim in pools at night, and get five hours a sleep a day. 

 

Are you a vampire?

27 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

I require at least 8.5 hours of sleep, though I rarely get it.

7 hours from me, but I can handle a lot less if it's just for one night.

11 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

A couple of months ago I swore I was older than half of this thread. 

That's because half of this thread has immature humour, myself included.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, BendtedWreath said:

And thanks to you both, my stomach is now growling. I'm going to make or hunt for a substantial lunch.

I got you, I'll make you lunch anytime. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Davide said:

7 hours from me, but I can handle a lot less if it's just for one night.

I'm trying a new thing, being respectful, so I shan't say the joke that came to my bald head when I read this. 

2 minutes ago, Davide said:

That's because half of this thread has immature humour, myself included.

I don't know any other way to live.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 minutes ago, Davide said:

Are you a vampire?

No thanks, vampires can't have sex. I would walk into the sun day one! 

[Davide]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I want to go on record and give all the credit(blame) on Davide for this entire thread, starting one year ago.  

I didn't know I have time traveling powers! 

[Thirdly]

2 minutes ago, Davide said:

That's because half of this thread has immature humour, myself included.

Ah, my newest friend, I am right there with you.

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I got you, I'll make you lunch anytime. 

If I could, I'd drag him with me when I go, but hell if I knew where in our timezone Ben's at.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Davide said:

I didn't know I have time traveling powers! 

I wish I could do more than just hearted this comment!  

Now you've won the best comment of the month!  

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

If I could, I'd drag him with me when I go, but hell if I knew where in our timezone Ben's at

I know where Ben is at...planet Earth!  What do I win? 

[Davide]

5 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I wish I could do more than just hearted this comment!  

Now you've won the best comment of the month!  

This is why I can't, nor want to, reject the blame. I clearly should receive it when you keep giving best comment awards.

Discord has the best reaction system, we can use any emoji and multiple of them.

Edited April 11 by Davide

[Thirdly]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I know where Ben is at...planet Earth!  What do I win? 

Is it too Brandon of me to ask him for exact coordinates? If I end up in jail from stalking, @Davide started it.

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Davide said:

This is why I can't, nor want to, reject the blame. I clearly should receive it when you keep giving best comment awards.

Discord has the best reaction system, we can use react with any emoji and with multiple of them.

Can you imagine me on discord, unfiltered, no restraints.  I'd be divorced in a day.   

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

Is it too Brandon of me to ask him for exact coordinates? If I end up in jail from stalking, @Davide started it.

The good news, Davide has on record, accepted the blame. I think you're safe!  Do it. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Speaking of Brandon, I think I'm behind my comments, but I'm so lost with the notifications from this thread I might need to hide. 

[Davide]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Can you imagine me on discord, unfiltered, no restraints.  I'd be divorced in a day.   

Your family: "But why did he want to divorce you? You two seemed so happy together."
You, thinking about the eggplant emoji reactions: "Uhh...it's complicated."

[Davide]

I had never seen this hot marker before (the black thing mouseover text). 

Edited April 11 by Davide

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Davide said:

I had never seen this hot marker before (the black thing mouseover text). 

Probably because no other thread is filled with such nonsense.  

[Lee Wilson]

2 hours ago, Thirdly said:

It was the first anniversary of my 40th birthday in January, and that's how I'm going to continue counting. 

So you recently celebrated your 12th present day. All anniversaries of your birth after 29 are present days.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So I've compiled all G I Ants story, re-wrote it, but since it's nearly 8 pages, I don't know where I should post it. Maybe I'll put it in my forgotten blog. I can't post it in the stories section, as it's not complete, but maybe under work in progress.   Any ideas?

[Kileoli]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

If you were to meet me in person, you would think I was maybe 40. I have zero wrinkles, fresh glowing skin, and zero sun damage. 

though it helps that I never go outside during the sunlight, only swim in pools at night, and get five hours a sleep a day. 

 

Lol, now I want to meet you in person ( not really. Who knows what happens afterwards). Since I just had the discussion recently I know that I can easily look like someone at late 20/ early 30 thanks to dying my hair in some crazy shades but sunlight is good, I really like it. The problem is it's pretty rare here. 

When you go swimming, please take @Jeff Burton and @chris191070with you so we can get the smut story from Jeff.

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Kileoli said:

Lol, now I want to meet you in person ( not really. Who knows what happens afterwards). Since I just had the discussion recently I know that I can easily look like someone at late 20/ early 30 thanks to dying my hair in some crazy shades but sunlight is good, I really like it. The problem is it's pretty rare here. 

When you go swimming, please take @Jeff Burton and @chris191070with you so we can get the smut story from Jeff.

I'm an 😇 who doesn't know what smut is, @Jason Rimbaud will confirm this. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Kileoli said:

not really. Who knows what happens afterwards).

Why are you scared? I won't steal your life force or anything. I already said I wasn't a vampire!   

 

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, chris191070 said:

I'm an 😇 who doesn't know what smut is, @Jason Rimbaud will confirm this. 

I have known Chris for nearly twenty years, since we first met at the CIA back in the 60's. He's an upstanding, forthright, cherub of a human and wouldn't know smut when he woke up next to it that one time I crashed at his dorm room.  

[Davide]

I actually didn't know the word "smut" until I saw it here recently and I looked up it's meaning. But that was lack of knowledge of a foreign language because they're not exactly going to teach that word in school.

[Jason Rimbaud]

8 minutes ago, Davide said:

because they're not exactly going to teach that word in school

School would be so much more fun if they did!  I'd volunteer to go back to school then!