Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[chris191070]

1 hour ago, Davide said:

I guess I no longer have a reason to not say my age, so let me try that again.

Yesterday, @Jason Rimbaud saying he's 51 made it feel like a good time for me to say my age. But I'm not trying to pressure anyone else to say theirs. I'm 40 years old.

I'm 55

[Kileoli]

2 hours ago, Davide said:

Yesterday, @Jason Rimbaud saying he's 51 made it feel like a good time for me to say my age. But I'm not trying to pressure anyone else to say theirs. I'm 40 years old.

How come I didn't know that about @Jason Rimbaud. That explains a lot why he's so devilishly mean!😉 that's very young for a genie.

I felt so old today when I totally messed up the dyno move my husband aced and instead landed head first on the mat, my nose still hurts. But thanks to the guys here I feel younger than my 41 years old.

[Lee Wilson]

1 hour ago, chris191070 said:

I'm 55

I’ll see your 55 and raise you 10.

[BendtedWreath]

I just turned 38 last month.

[ReaderPaul]

2 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’ll see your 55 and raise you 10.

I'll see your 55 + 10 and raise you nine.  So many young persons on here!  (Young defined as anyone under 70.)

 

[Thirdly]

6 hours ago, Davide said:

I'm 40 years old.

It was the first anniversary of my 40th birthday in January, and that's how I'm going to continue counting. 

Edited April 11 by Thirdly

[BendtedWreath]

2 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

I'll see your 55 + 10 and raise you nine.  So many young persons on here!  (Young defined as anyone under 70.)

You're also technically a 12 year old half-fae somewhere thanks to @chris191070 and me. 🤣

[Thirdly]

2 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

You're also technically a 12 year old half-fae somewhere thanks to @chris191070 and me. 🤣

I think I'm a teen in that series, so I'm not complaining.

[Thirdly]

13 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

I seriously need to write a smut story because it’s something I haven’t done but when I think about it I get so embarrassed.

[CassieQ]

11 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

I just spent the last hour of my writing group writing something absolutely filthy and being glad no one was sitting next to me.

[Thirdly]

4 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I just spent the last hour of my writing group writing something absolutely filthy and being glad no one was sitting next to me.

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 hours ago, Kileoli said:

that's very young for a genie.

If you were to meet me in person, you would think I was maybe 40. I have zero wrinkles, fresh glowing skin, and zero sun damage. 

though it helps that I never go outside during the sunlight, only swim in pools at night, and get five hours a sleep a day. 

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 hours ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’ll see your 55 and raise you 10.

👿

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 hour ago, ReaderPaul said:

So many young persons on here!  (Young defined as anyone under 70.)

Yay, I'm young!!!1

[Thirdly]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

five hours a sleep a day. 

I require at least 8.5 hours of sleep, though I rarely get it.

[Jason Rimbaud]

34 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I just spent the last hour of my writing group writing something absolutely filthy and being glad no one was sitting next to me.

I don't believe you, show your work!

[Jason Rimbaud]

29 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

We all should bow before Cassie!!!!!

By the way, I wonder how she'll feel about changing vocations. In G I Ants, she's a bartender.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, Thirdly said:

I require at least 8.5 hours of sleep, though I rarely get it.

So many wasted hours sleeping.   For shame!  . 

[Thirdly]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Yay, I'm young!!

My internal system keeps failing me, so I imagine even that is older than you.

[BendtedWreath]

9 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

My internal system keeps failing me, so I imagine even that is older than you.

A couple of months ago I swore I was older than half of this thread. 

[Thirdly]

Just now, BendtedWreath said:

A couple of months ago I swore I was older than half of this thread. 

You've just an old soul, Bennie. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

My internal system keeps failing me, so I imagine even that is older than you.

People in your condition, needs to embrace the one truth of life. 

Lots of whiskey, lots of bedroom activities, lots of strawberry Kiwi vapes, and extremely hot chicken wings. Keeps the outside looking young, wrecks the insides where it doesn't show. . 

[Thirdly]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

extremely hot chicken wings.

One of these days they will be in front of me. One of these days.

[Jason Rimbaud]

9 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

A couple of months ago I swore I was older than half of this thread. 

It is a mess...I'm rather proud of it.  

[BendtedWreath]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Lots of whiskey, lots of bedroom activities, lots of strawberry Kiwi vapes, and extremely hot chicken wings. Keeps the outside looking young, wrecks the insides where it doesn't show. . 

1 minute ago, Thirdly said:

One of these days they will be in front of me. One of these days.

And thanks to you both, my stomach is now growling. I'm going to make or hunt for a substantial lunch.