Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[ReaderPaul]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

No thanks, vampires can't have sex. I would walk into the sun day one! 

I don't agree.   I have read many stories about which include vampires having sex.  Especially here on GA.  Even science fiction writer Larry Niven has vampires having sex in his Ringworld series.  R. Eric has sexual vampires in his  Bluebloods series.  And there are many others. 

[wildone]

14 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

School would be so much more fun if they did!  I'd volunteer to go back to school then!  

Especially in a picture book  

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, ReaderPaul said:

I don't agree.   I have read many stories about which include vampires having sex.  Especially here on GA.  Even science fiction writer Larry Niven has vampires having sex in his Ringworld series.  R. Eric has sexual vampires in his  Bluebloods series.  And there are many others. 

So I know people have written vampires having sex. But let's look at the evidence. 

I apologize as I am about to geek out stupidly. 

Vampires are dead. They need human blood to survive. In almost all literature, vampires have no reflection, they have no heartbeat, no breath, and no bowel movements. 

If they don't have a heartbeat, they can't pump blood to their down there parts, hence no sex. And even if they could get a boner, they wouldn't be able to ejaculate as they are dead. 

I can see feeding off one another might entail some sense of intimacy, but vampires can't have sex.  

And a different note, since we have been talking about AI in another thread. 

The sentence, "they can't pump blood to their down there parts". 

Grammarly wanted to change that sentence to reproductive parts. And the joke is gone, fuck AI! 

[CassieQ]

22 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So I know people have written vampires having sex. But let's look at the evidence. 

I apologize as I am about to geek out stupidly. 

Vampires are dead. They need human blood to survive. In almost all literature, vampires have no reflection, they have no heartbeat, no breath, and no bowel movements. 

If they don't have a heartbeat, they can't pump blood to their down there parts, hence no sex. And even if they could get a boner, they wouldn't be able to ejaculate as they are dead. 

I can see feeding off one another might entail some sense of intimacy, but vampires can't have sex.  

 

I asked a friend about this during the Twilight craze, and she said "It's the rigor mortis".

I stopped asking her stuff.

[CassieQ]

2 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

So, not that I'm complaining. But do you know Davide had everyone tell their age, and the only real surprise was @CassieQ. I shall leave it up to everyone to figure out if that is a dig against the Queen or a compliment.  

I am often mistaken for being younger than my age.

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I asked a friend about this during the Twilight craze, and she said "It's the rigor mortis".

I stopped asking her stuff.

Gross! 

[Jason Rimbaud]

3 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I am often mistaken for being younger than my age.

Since I have never seen you, I wouldn't know anything about that. But I was surprised you were as old as you say, I pictured you mid to early thirties for some reason. 

Either way, you are still the Queen! With steampunk goggles and all. 

[Davide]

9 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I asked a friend about this during the Twilight craze, and she said "It's the rigor mortis".

I stopped asking her stuff.

I have an urgent need for one of Men In Black thingies that wipe my recent memory.

[BendtedWreath]

4 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Ipictured you mid to early thirties for some reason. 

That's how old I thought @Thirdly was. It's their bright and lively personalities. 😉

I leave for 2 hours and I come back to kidnapping plotting. 🤣

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, BendtedWreath said:

That's how old I thought @Thirdly was. It's their bright and lively personalities. 😉

I leave for 2 hours and I come back to kidnapping plotting. 🤣

Let's be fair, she said stalking, was their mention of kidnapping?  

And it was Davide's fault remember. 

[CassieQ]

8 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Since I have never seen you, I wouldn't know anything about that. But I was surprised you were as old as you say, I pictured you mid to early thirties for some reason.  

It's because I'm also very immature.

[CassieQ]

Just now, Jason Rimbaud said:

Let's be fair, she said stalking, was their mention of kidnapping?  

And it was Davide's fault remember. 

There were mentions of kidnapping.  I witnessed it.    

[Jeff Burton]

9 hours ago, Davide said:

I guess I no longer have a reason to not say my age, so let me try that again.

Yesterday, @Jason Rimbaud saying he's 51 made it feel like a good time for me to say my age. But I'm not trying to pressure anyone else to say theirs. I'm 40 years old.

I’m 44. So your still a youngen’ 

and 45 is coming way too fast

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, CassieQ said:

There were mentions of kidnapping.  I witnessed it.    

Thus sayth the Queen! 

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Jeff Burton said:

I’m 44. So your still a youngen’ 

and 45 is coming way too fast

I think Ben is the youngin' in this silly thread. 

[Jeff Burton]

7 minutes ago, Davide said:

I have an urgent need for one of Men In Black thingies that wipe my recent memory.

lmao right there with you 

[Jeff Burton]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I think Ben is the youngin' in this silly thread. 

@BendtedWreath is practically jail bait at this point 😂

[BendtedWreath]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Let's be fair, she said stalking, was their mention of kidnapping?  

That one was more directly to me:

 

[BendtedWreath]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

I think Ben is the youngin' in this silly thread. 

But not on the forums! There are at least two other members born my year that I came across.

[BendtedWreath]

1 minute ago, Jeff Burton said:

@BendtedWreath is practically jail bait at this point 😂

Maybe not in the traditional sense, if I'm being kidnapped. But perhaps jail bait nonetheless. 🤣

[Jason Rimbaud]

8 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

that I came across.

Today I'm being good. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

10 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

That one was more directly to me:

 

Come on, in a court of law, that would never stand up. She crossed it out, and cleared her throat. You're fine. Come to my restaurant with Thirdly, we'll treat you good. 

[BendtedWreath]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Today I'm being good. 

Good catch! I walked right into that one. 🤣

[Jason Rimbaud]

8 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

Maybe not in the traditional sense, if I'm being kidnapped. But perhaps jail bait nonetheless. 🤣

hey @Jeff Burton he just might be innocent enough to be jailbait.  .  

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, BendtedWreath said:

Good catch! I walked right into that one. 🤣

That's usually my excuse. Sorry husband, I just back right onto it.