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  • Graeme

    GA's Newest Signature Author: kbois

    By Graeme

    Please join myself and the Author Promotion Team in congratulating kbois as GA's newest Signature Author! @kbois has been a member for 7 years and in that time she's developed from a relatively new author through to one that's reached the level of Signature Author. Her recent short stories Hide and Seek and Depth Perception are of particular note and we hope you enjoy them as much as we did. Congratulation, kbois!
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  • Aditus

    Talk Talk

    By Aditus

    Conversations. Sometimes it’s too much, sometimes too little, formal, informal, clumsy, artificial, with another word: difficult. Let’s practice, Shall we? #253 Someone is on the bus. The guy beside them fidgets the whole time with an irritating tinkling bangle while telling them, it seems, their entire life story, including very personal things. It’s time to pop in the earbuds. When it’s time to get off the bus, the talker has disappeared and the strange bangle is now on th
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Homoerotic birthday cards

I went to the grocery store today, and I was looking at the birthday cards, and there were ones that were homoerotic. There was a really hot guy shirtless on one, and it said "I was gonna buy you one of these for your Birthday..." on the front, and I said, "But I didn't know what size."   I opened up the card, and that's exactly what it said on the inside. It's really sad when you can quote sexy cards like that, eh?   Also, you know how up until this point my only schoolmate that I've seen
Bender

Bender

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The boys that Cry

so I'm my way back home I start to think about what happened and yes tears begin to fall from my eyes. How could my aunt do this to me? I'm some way I felt betrayed by her and I began to feel phisically ill. then I started to shake. "Pull over," Chaz said.   Chad got out of the car and just held me. A minute later we found ourselves both crying. "I'm sorry it's just. Well I feel like my aunt betrayed me," I said.   "Yeah I know," he said. "Why don't we find a hotel and stay for the night?"
GREEN

GREEN

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Timmy and the angry chontraycthes

So, I've decided to start a band called Timmy and the angry chontraycthes. Chontraycthes is the taxonomic name for cartilaginous fishes, like sharks. It'll be an awesome band. So when I'm famous, I'll be sure to remember the little people. So Myr, when I'm super-rich, GA will be getting quite a bit bigger and fancier. I'm hoping we can even add Flash animation. I have big dreams. And a big mouth.   So, uh, I was really busy for the last hour doing Boy Scout stuff. Yes, I'm a boy scout.
Bender

Bender

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The Fallen Boy

The gossip factor is thick at the family reunion. My cousins are swooning over Chaz and I'm dying to leave this god forsaken reunion. I can kill my aunt for asking me to come. Hence why she's avoiding me like I have some some disease. It's very clear that some of my family members do not agree with what they call, "That Lifestyle." My uncle pulls me aside and ask me if my get this, Choice Was Worth it. To which I reply, "Yes I'm sure I picked the right one, did you? Because you and your seemingl
GREEN

GREEN

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M-Theory

So I finished this book earlier today, and in this book it talked about M-theory. M-theory is String Theory on steroids. So for about two hours afterwards all I did was read stuff on the internet about M-theory. I'm a nerd.   But seriously, it's pretty cool. You should look it up. However, before you read about it, make sure you have a firm understanding of the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics. Those would be helpful, because M-theory is what is used to eliminate 0 and
Bender

Bender

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The Never Ending Trip

I received a call from my aunt desperately asking me to join her for a family reunion. I hesitantly said that I would. So I tell my bf and My friends about it. My BF can't go beacuse of his job but Chaz asks if he can join me. I found that weird but back to the story. So I ask my aunt and she says he can come. I don't know why I did it but I decided that we should take a train, A TEN HOUR TRAIN. Let me tell you this is a bad Idea.   We sat behind a couple and their children. Chaz is out like a
GREEN

GREEN

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Run, Run, oh Run

I'm amazingly bored today. As I was yesterday. And I will be tomorrow. All of my friends are out of town for fall break. It stinks.   Anyways, last night my mom took away my laptop and said I lost it for the next week. Luckily, when I was seven, I found where my mom hides everything she takes away from me. So it's really no problem. I can get on any time she's either not here or she's asleep. So I'm okay.   I have this friend whom I occasionally talk to on the phone, but when I don't
Bender

Bender

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The Morning Fiasco

My Pc Broke and It really pissed me off. So I was in a bad mood. My friends tried to cheer me up but nothing was going to make Green happy. Until Chaz thought that he came up with a great plan. "Let's all go for some drinks," he said and every one seemed to want to go. I decided to get away from my pc I couldn't look at it. It made my blood boil.   So the bar is crowded and Everyone seems to disappear. I'm left alone at the table which pisses me off even more. So I decide to take off. I walk o
GREEN

GREEN

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The Bunny Wars Redux

Monday the 10th of October 3:12 p.m.   The devil returned on this day. As I took out my trash I saw him. The little bastard that has given me sleepless nights. He waves from the back seat of his parents car as his parents drive by. "Dude what's that kids problem?" asks Chaz.   "I don't know man but I'm fearing for my life right now," I answered as the chill climbed down my spine.   Monday Night 5:35 p.m.   a loud thud comes from the back of my house. I walk towards the back to investigat
GREEN

GREEN

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Philosophy?!?!?!

So...There is this teacher at my school who looks exactly like Albert Einstein. It's creepy. Anyways, we had an assembly today, and I was sitting with my friend, who, by the way, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box.   So Mr. Eintstein's clone walks by and my friend says,"Wow, he looks exactly like Einstein."   And I'm all, "Yeah, he does...it's weird."   And he says "He should teach, like, philosophy, or something."   So at this point I'm trying really hard not to laugh (and
Bender

Bender

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another day

Well there's nothing terribly interesting going on here, but I had to feed my egotistical need to post. I'm still waiting for someone to call me about a job. I had an interview Saturday but the lady seemed terribly concerned that I was too stupid to figure out the cash register, after I told her I'd never had a retail job before. I wasn't very impressed with her either, after I found out that she hadn't even looked at my application before I came in. I don't think I'll be too disappointed if she
lagomorph

lagomorph

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derka derka

So, "Team America" is a somewhat funny movie, but not nearly as funny as everyone makes it out to be. There is this kid in my english class who says "derka derka" non stop. I mean honestly, I could understand saying it every once in while, but not every five minutes. That's just annoying.   Lots of biology homework tonight. But that's okay, because I like biology. It's much better than having Okla. History homework.   Speaking of which: I have the gaydar pretty much down to an art. I m
Bender

Bender

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The return of the Green one...

Rest your fears and dry your eyes for on the 18th night of October, the Green one shall return. Much will be told and much will be learned as adventures will be shared and the reasons for Green's disappearance will be revealed.   The Bunny Wars Redux The Boys Who Cried The Dancer The Fallen Boy The Never-Ending Trip The Morning Fiasco The Return Of Green...   GREEN'S ODYSSEY
GREEN

GREEN

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So Tired...

Have you ever been so tired you actually considered purposely contracting a viral disease just so you could stay home and sleep for the next week? Ok, so I didn't consider it for that long, but it was definitely an option for like two minutes.   I'm exhausted because I don't get enough sleep during the week, so I usually go to sleep early on Friday night and then sleep until noon on Saturday. But, last night I had to babaysit this kid (I took extra aderol for him), and I was up until past mi
Bender

Bender

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Awwwww, thanks everyone

I want everyone to know that I even though I havent really posted a lot, I've been home since thursday and I've been reading all of the super sweet comments everyone has been making :wub: . I feel really lucky to be part of a forum like this one with all kinds of cool people. Im doing really good now. I had to stay the night on Wed because they couldn't really control my bleeding and my breathing was kinda messed up, but I got to come home on Thursday morning. Im sure that the nurses were gla
NickolasJames8

NickolasJames8

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Two blogs in one night!

Found this on Mag's blog, and just had to post it.   Ten reasons why people oppose gay marriage:   1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.   2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.   3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-
Bender

Bender

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O come O come Emmanuel

I am getting in the mood for the Christmas very early this year. I actually sang "O come O come Emmanuel" twice today. It's a good song. Everyone at Cross Country thought it was weird that in early Oct. I'm singing about Christmas.   Speaking of Cross Country, I love It! How else would I get to see the object of my affection? It's not enough to just see him walking in and out of the AP english room every day. That's all about him today, though.   I found out today that I made the "A" t
Bender

Bender

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Today's the day

Well, this is it....my surgery's today, and Im hella nervous. I probably wouldn't be, but my dad's all stressed out, and it's stressing me out to(too?). So anyway, Im just gonna go with it...the suckiest part is that Im dying of thirst, but I can't drink anything untill after the surgery.... Anyway, we have to be at Sentara by 9:30, and I don't think we'll be done till late at night. I hope I can eat tonight, because Im gonna make my dad buy me cheesecake and grits...   Wish me luck.....  
NickolasJames8

NickolasJames8

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a little update

Well, this was my second full day with the parents, and it's not too bad so far. My only real complaint is that I'm really tired, because they aren't nocturnal and I'm being forced to completely reverse my sleep schedule. I got something like 12 job applications today that I'm turning in in the morning, and hopefully one of them will pan out. I've got an 'in' at a few of the places, beacuse my mom knows practically everyone in town. One of the very few advantages to being from such a small town.
lagomorph

lagomorph

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Emoticons are fun

:wacko: That was fun.   I'm in love. With Faith Hill. Just discovered a new song of hers called "stealing kisses". It inspired me to write a story with a similar theme. So I've started on that.   I missed Biology today because I had a race. I am sad. I often times prove my teacher wrong because he ain't so good at the whole Biochemistry thing, and I am. I told him of the difference(s) between alpha and beta glucose, and then the difference between Starch and glycogen. I can't wa
Bender

Bender

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Amazingly boring day

absolutely nothing of interest happened today. Oh wait, actually, I got a pimple the size of Australia on my nose. I hate being a teenager.   Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad .   So that's all for today. I'm gonna go jack off thinking about a threesome with hot cross country guy and Brad Pitt , then I'm going to sleep.   -psychic psychopath
Bender

Bender

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The gay boy the father and the brother

Righty, So the Big meeting happened yesterday...   Chris told me what went on so here we go.   Chris went to his dads on Friday night, had dinner with them and stayed over. Saturday morning he and Jon had some time to talk, So he again asked him if he was sure he wanted to go through with this. Jon told him he was certain he was doing the right thing, that he's nervous about his dad's reaction but that it had to be done. Promising him full support whatever happens Chris agreed that they wou
Davey

Davey

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giving myself a BIG pat on the back...

Well, what an utterly exhausting and annoying day I had, well only a few parts of it, but still....   So I had to be at work at 3 am again for the third day in a row, just like every week, so I am used to being completely delerious by Saturday, but today in particular, I had to take my kids to a birthday party after I finished my 8 hour shift. I couldn't say no, I mean this girl and my daughter have been friends since preschool so for about 8 years now.   Anyway, the mom, who drives me abso
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