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Friendship:

 

Friendship among Women?

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends.  None of them knew anything about it.

 

Friendship among Men?

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.  Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 

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Awe man... now I'm hungry.

 

In Mississippi we trade out the chicken-fried steak and Mexican food for fried chicken, cajun food and seafood.

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:gikkle:  Sorry, Drew.  Not all of us are a math whiz.  :hug:

 

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Isn't it funny that Drew's name always seems to pop up when "math" is mentioned?  I thought of our resident math whiz before I read your comment Val. :gikkle:

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A few more maths jokes.

 

The 'B' in Beroit B Mandelbrot stands for 'Beroit B Mandelbrot'. (Not really a joke but still very clever.)

 

Old mathemeticians never die - they just lose some of their functions.

 

Can you find the volume of a pie with radius 'z' and thickness 'a'?

 

pi.zz.a

 

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:gikkle:  Sorry, Drew.  Not all of us are a math whiz.  :hug:

Isn't it funny that Drew's name always seems to pop up when "math" is mentioned?  I thought of our resident math whiz before I read your comment Val. :gikkle:

Here's something I think anyone can appreciate :lol: CM3501.jpg

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