Make us laugh!

[Drew Espinosa]

[MikeL]

 

You don't break up with Miss Piggy and get away with it, Kermit the frog !

 

Miss Piggy 1 - 0 Kermit the frog

 

 

 

 

Not funny!

Edited September 21, 2015 by MikeL

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

My crisper drawers contain batteries, catnip, and other assorted non-food items.  lol

 

[Drew Espinosa]

 

Edited September 25, 2015 by Drew Espinosa

[MikeL]

[Drew Espinosa]

So, I know the "Frozen" hype has finally died down, but this made me crack up

 

[Victor Gutte]

[Drew Espinosa]

[Reader1810]

 

Out of likes...                 

[Valkyrie]

First world zombie problems...  

 

[Slytherin]

 

So cute, they  should buy a blue onesie, just saying !  

[Daddydavek]

 

Looking for a fresh nappie!?

[Slytherin]

 

 

 

Looking for a fresh nappie!?

 

LOL, probably.. 

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

Ones that don't match any of the containers in my cabinet.  

 

[Zombie]

 

 

Looking for a fresh nappie!?

 

cute tail too

[Slytherin]

cute tail too

Why do you Always say that

 

 

 

 

 Cool !

 

 

 Creepy doll !

Edited October 1, 2015 by slytherin

[Drew Espinosa]

[Victor Gutte]

One weekend morning, a wife says to her husband, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."

Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that."

The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

 

 

 

A man takes his Bulldog to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

The vet thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well, let's have a look at him." The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. At long last, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Just because he is cross-eyed?"

"No, because he is really, really heavy."

 

 

 

On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger could not help but be amused. "That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

 

 

A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the darkness comes a voice, "I can see you, and Jesus can, too".
 

The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. He waits a few moments and nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the darkness comes the voice, "I can see you, and Jesus can, too". The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle.

After thirty minutes, he decides to do something. He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him, sit a cockatoo in a cage, who says, "I can see you, and Jesus can, too".

Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs, "It's just a cocktaoo". The cockatoo looks at the burglar and says, "I might be just a cockatoo but Jesus is a big Rottweiler".

[Valkyrie]

[Drew Espinosa]

[JamesSavik]

[MikeL]

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

 

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

 

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

 

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair – and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

 

Dad thought about that for a moment and then replied: “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

Edited October 10, 2015 by MikeL

[Slytherin]