Make us laugh!

[Slytherin]

 

 

I can't see anything in your post

 

I Think this dog already know how to chew

[clochette]

I can't see anything in your post

Oh weird, I can see it. Both my post and in your post 

[Valkyrie]

Oh weird, I can see it. Both my post and in your post 

I can't either.  There are two posts you made that are blank. 

[Reader1810]

Oh weird, I can see it. Both my post and in your post 

 

I can see this one, but 2 in the Funny Cats are blank (posted yesterday at 7:57 pm and 8:05 pm...spooky. 

Edited November 17, 2015 by Reader1810

[Slytherin]

 

*Laughs in Parseltongue*  

Edited November 18, 2015 by slytherin

[LitLover]

[Valkyrie]

[Drew Espinosa]

Haven't done this in a while...

 

MATH JOKES #9 (I THINK... )

 Being a lady or gentleman can get you anywhere!

  I agree, and I'm a nerd

 This'll be me on Thanksgiving...

 My sides are hurting from laughing so hard!

 

Edited November 20, 2015 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

Oh and I'll just through this in here. Teachers are awesome!

 

[Slytherin]

 

 Scary !!!

 

 

Edited November 20, 2015 by slytherin

[Slytherin]

[JamesSavik]

[Valkyrie]

[JamesSavik]

 

To those of you that will soon be doing your annual insufferable relatives thing... I feel your pain.

[MikeL]

From “The Sky at Night” in “Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words,” by Randall Munroe.

[JamesSavik]

 

Here's one for Drew.

[JamesSavik]

[Slytherin]

 

[MikeL]

A sign of the times...

 

Interstate message boards in Tennessee carry the following message this week:

 

"Buckling up could save your giblets."

[JamesSavik]

[JamesSavik]

For our Sci-fi fans...

 

 

Don't go!

[JamesSavik]

Edited December 1, 2015 by jamessavik

[Daddydavek]

It's snowing in Minnesota and a retired friend of mine just had to pass on the latest funny story he received.   I pass it on to you.  It is a funnier if you actually know someone from Minnesota and their sense of humor.....

 

Ole and Sven are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair."

 

Ole says to his pal Lars, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em back at Dulute, sell 'em to our friends, 'n make a fortune.  Now when we go in der, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do DA talkin cuz if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink we're ignorant 'n try to cheat us.  No way, dey'll know we're from Minnesota."

 

They go in and Ole says with his best "Wisconsin" accent, "I'll take 50 of those suits at $5.00 each, 100 of those shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.  I'll back up my pickup and.." 

 

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Minnesota, ain't you?" 

 

"Vell...yeah," says a surprised Ole. "How'd ya know dat?" 

 

"Because this is a dry-cleaners..."

[Reader1810]

 

It's snowing in Minnesota and a retired friend of mine just had to pass on the latest funny story he received.   I pass it on to you.  It is a funnier if you actually know someone from Minnesota and their sense of humor.....

 

Ole and Sven are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair."

 

Ole says to his pal Lars, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em back at Dulute, sell 'em to our friends, 'n make a fortune.  Now when we go in der, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do DA talkin cuz if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink we're ignorant 'n try to cheat us.  No way, dey'll know we're from Minnesota."

 

They go in and Ole says with his best "Wisconsin" accent, "I'll take 50 of those suits at $5.00 each, 100 of those shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.  I'll back up my pickup and.." 

 

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Minnesota, ain't you?" 

 

"Vell...yeah," says a surprised Ole. "How'd ya know dat?" 

 

"Because this is a dry-cleaners..."

 

 

 

Out of likes :heart:

 

 

 

[JamesSavik]

from the nerdy puns department...