Make us laugh!

[JamesSavik]

 

A prime example of MAD: Mutually Assured Douchery.

[Valkyrie]

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'sporting wood'.   

 

[Greg_A]

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'sporting wood'. 

 

Don't you just hate it when you are showing off your new pants to the neighbors and you get wood.....

[Drew Espinosa]

[glitteryantlers]

[glitteryantlers]

[TalonRider]

Saw this on a business sign.

 

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

[Drew Espinosa]

[glitteryantlers]

[Daddydavek]

Overheard in a straight bar......

 

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge " 

[Drew Espinosa]

[Slytherin]

[Drew Espinosa]

[JamesSavik]

 

 

that's just so wrong its hilarious

[JamesSavik]

 

Junior officers: delicious with coffee and biscuits.

 

 

If you fail to abuse your junior officers, they might have delusions of adequacy. 

[glitteryantlers]

My neighbor clearly doesn't watch p0rn. Asked me to fix the sink... I've been here for an hour now and I'm still fixing the sink.

[Zombie]

 

you need a bigger strap-on leather tool belt

[JamesSavik]

 

Edited February 28, 2016 by jamessavik

[glitteryantlers]

 

You can survive the coldest winter days, when your granny knits <3

[Caz Pedroso]

The weather is getting warmer here, spring is just around the corner ....

 

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

 

I saw this on Facebook.  Best comment under the picture:  "But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers."    :rofl:  

[Valkyrie]

[glitteryantlers]

 

But your readers say all the time:

 

Edited March 2, 2016 by glitteryantlers

[glitteryantlers]