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It pisses me off when I see people wearing those T-Shirts. All of those people who wear those shirts don't know that he was a mass murder and a ruthless killer who wasn't afriad to knock off anyone who got in his way. Inspirational revolutionary my ass!

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Thank you sir. I am glad you are taking liberties at last. Hehe.

 

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ok, so maybe my sense of humor is demented.

 

 

 

2 hikers encounter a bear in the woods. The first one asks the second one "Do you think we can outrun it?" The second guy replies "I don't have to outrun the bear, All I have to do is outrun you."

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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: To f**k the chicken.

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Hehe James, the matrix one I love.... and it's so true if you think about it :D

 

 

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I have one great joke that one Icelander posted on Facebook:

 

Britain: WTF Iceland?! Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.

 

Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ?

 

Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic f**k. CASH!

 

Iceland:There is no C in our alphabet, sorry...

 

 

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I'll bet you would.

 

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The B-52 of enemas

 

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Reminds self to wear a steel jock on next trip to China.

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These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

 

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

 

FREE PUPPIES..

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

 

COWS: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

 

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents/lb.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..

Worn once by mistake.. Call Stephanie.

 

And the best one?:

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

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Hey Mom! Look at the kittens!

 

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Paranoid cat is paranoid.

 

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Office of Strategic Planning:

Operation Persian Wetdream

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Are those BABIES? That is beyond terrifyingly idiotic.

 

 

The really funny thing is that baby skunks ARE kittens...

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Rockstar: I knew that a cat was involved but who is choking him?

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