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Best Jesus painting ever. 0:)

 

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Indeed it is a good one, as is this light switch. ... oops, didn't arrive.unfortunately, I don't know how to put a photo from my computer on here... any suggestions?
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Since uploads are disabled in this forum, you have to post it on a pic site like Photo Bucket or Flickr. I'm not sure about Flickr, but I know Photo Bucket gives you an option to copy the image URL with a pre-loaded IMG tag. Here's an example:

 

[IMG]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/hot_guy-12791.jpg[/IMG]

If you copied the above URL + IMG tag, and pasted it, it would become this:

 

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Thanks for the tip, Tiger. Your pic was more arousing than amusing -- I think I prefer arousing. What a package... Argh... dissolves in a puddle of lust.

Since uploads are disabled in this forum, you have to post it on a pic site like Photo Bucket or Flickr. I'm not sure about Flickr, but I know Photo Bucket gives you an option to copy the image URL with a pre-loaded IMG tag. Here's an example:

 

[IMG]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/hot_guy-12791.jpg[/IMG]

If you copied the above URL + IMG tag, and pasted it, it would become this:

 

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So that's why Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat bread." We used to stuff socks down the front of our speedos.

You'll have to understand most male models use moist bread the shape the crotch, so...

 

 

 

 

 

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Sex Therapy

 

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off ...first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you doing Billy Bob!?"

 

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejesus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

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