Make us laugh!

[Hamen Cheese]

 

 

 

He's so cuuuuute.

[phana14]

Reminds me of

 

 

James,

I haven't seen anything of Redd Fox in SO many years! This was typical of him in the '60's, although I don't know how recent this one is.

Thanks! Redd Fox has always been a VERY funny person!

[Clovis]

I saw him yesterday, he's morphed...

 

He's so cuuuuute.

 

[Arpeggio]

[hh5]

It maybe funny ... but it does make some sense too

 

oh in that last sentence ... in the other way around ... don't drink too much .. god will get drunk ... and have a car accident ... and toss us all around the universe

can someone say whip lash.

 

 

[JamesSavik]

 

 

Coincidence? I think not.

[Tiger]

[Hamen Cheese]

 

He's certainly the butt of the joke...

[JamesSavik]

 

This newly discovered species of bat from New Guinea looks a lot like an old friend...

[TalonRider]

THE FINAL GEICO COMMERCIAL

 

 

Now, where can I find that damn duck?

[phana14]

THE FINAL GEICO COMMERCIAL

 

 

Now, where can I find that damn duck?

 

How could ANYONE not chuckle at that?

Can you say "achht?" heh

[Zeoanne]

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

mother asks if he had done his chores.

 

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any

breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and

kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes

to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

 

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry

cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my

cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken,

so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you

don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so,

for a week you aren't getting any milk."

 

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as

he's walking into the kitchen.

 

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and

says:

 

"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

[Zeoanne]

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cuming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no f**king Bike!

[JamesSavik]

Lucky Dog

 

 

A woman comes into work looking very bedraggled.

 

One of her co-workers was concerned and asked, "You look really rough today. Are you OK."

 

She said, "I went out with the girls, it was ladies night and I had way too many tequila shooters..."

 

Crying now, she says, "The last thing I remember was rolling around in my back yard blowing Chunks."

 

Her friend says, "That's OK. We've all been there."

 

The bedraggled woman says, "No. You don't understand. Chunks is my dog."

[JamesSavik]

Two drunks are stumbling home from a bar and see a dog licking his balls.

 

One of the drunks says, I really wish I could do that.

 

The other drunk said, I don't know about that. You had better pet him first.

[MikeL]

Edited November 5, 2010 by MikeL

[TalonRider]

How Women Play The

.

[MikeL]

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

 

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

 

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman as he smiled smugly. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?"

 

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics butlet me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

 

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

 

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"

 

And then she went back to reading her book.

Edited November 16, 2010 by MikeL

[Arpeggio]

When you're being run out of town,

get out in front and make it look like a parade.

[MikeL]

In the closet:

 

[Darion]

Oh my!

 

 

 

Now that is funny!

THE FINAL GEICO COMMERCIAL

 

 

Now, where can I find that damn duck?

 

[DragonFire]

In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder.

 

However in 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first!

 

 

 

[phana14]

In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder.

 

However in 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first!

 

 

 

 

WAY TOO FUNNY!!!

[Bumblebee]

Paddy & Mick flew to Canada for an adventure.

 

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

 

They managed to bag 6. Loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

 

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

 

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

 

Miraculously, surrounded by moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

 

Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

 

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

[phana14]

Paddy & Mick flew to Canada for an adventure.

 

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

 

They managed to bag 6. Loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

 

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

 

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

 

Miraculously, surrounded by moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

 

Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

 

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

 

For whatever reason, that just tickled my funny-bone!

 

Thanks!