Last Post Wins # 32

[Parker Owens]

Well then, what's this I found in the soup? A  !

[echophase]

I wouldn't ask, the chef doesn't like people taking the crown. Who knows what he puts in that stuff ...

[Drew Espinosa]

I've been to the kitchen... :puke ain't a pretty sight

 

I need for consoling

[echophase]

One question, who the hell is the chef? Why are we trusting people in a kitchen here, this place is full of thieves and backstabbing traitors to the crown!

[Zombie]

maybe the kitchen is some kinda poisoning plot - thin out the competition?

 

meanwhile *swipe*

 

[echophase]

Oh so your the chef zombie  human brain pizza topped with cyanide, mmmmmm tasty 

[Parker Owens]

With brine sherbet for dessert? I'll just take the  from the top of the sundae...

[echophase]

Who keeps leaving the crown in the desserts? This place has terrible service.

[Drew Espinosa]

is now MINE!!!

[echophase]

Nupe, it aint   

[Parker Owens]

How can it be yours? It walked out of the restaurant in my pocket ages ago!

[Drew Espinosa]

Nuh uh!!!

mine!

[Parker Owens]

Butterfingers. It slipped away! You really should have wiped your hands on the napkin....es mio, senor.

[Drew Espinosa]

Why hasn't Clo come back to take her  ? 

[clochette]

I'm enjoying my victory with a nice glass of champagne But you said the is mine for the day anyway so I shouldn't have to take it back you litte devils

[Drew Espinosa]

I'm enjoying my victory with a nice glass of champagne But you said the is mine for the day anyway so I shouldn't have to take it back you litte devils

Who said anything about for the day??? All I said was "for now..."

 

So... is mine!!!

 

I proclaim myself the Pi Emperor!!! Bow down to Me!!!

[Zombie]

ooo look, the Emporer has no clothes! *snatch* :rofl:

 

[Drew Espinosa]

I'm a Stripper Emperor

[Parker Owens]

Oh, the crust of that boy! Emperor indeed. I am the Supreme Maximum Leader For Life e^ 

[echophase]

Very short life, I'm taking that crown   

[Parker Owens]

A short night, but a merry one....

[Drew Espinosa]

Oh, the crust of that boy! Emperor indeed. I am the Supreme Maximum Leader For Life e^ 

Hmph! It seems I have an unruly subject!

 

I am, Drew Espinosa, Lord of Math, Conqueror of Tau, and the Pi Emperor! Bow before me!!!

[echophase]

Well I refuse to bow down to maths so I think i'll just dethrone you 

[Drew Espinosa]

Well I refuse to bow down to maths so I think i'll just dethrone you 

No one can dethrone me!

[echophase]

*pushes Drew off of the throne* See? Easy!