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[northie]

I'm having great fun taking the shiny from you! Mine

[C. When]

Me too! My shiny.

[Drew Espinosa]

Sir Drew!!!

[Slytherin]

Sir No Count Drewcula Would you like some blood ??

  

[Drew Espinosa]

Sir No Count Drewcula Would you like some blood ??

Your blood... *licks lips*

 

mine!

[Slytherin]

No I am too fuzzy

Edited September 22, 2016 by Slytherin

[Drew Espinosa]

No I am too fuzzy

But only the blood of care bears can sustain me.

 

[C. When]

*takes the shiny as the vampiric pi chases the care bear in circles*

[Slytherin]

No We are too fuzzy ! No blood

 

[C. When]

You are entirely composed of fuzziness? *squishes the bear*

[Parker Owens]

The bloodless bear has not a care,

for such as they are zombies;

Their squelchy fur, grey matted hair,

won't fit at Abercrombies.

 

mine.   

[Slytherin]

You are entirely composed of fuzziness? *squishes the bear*

Yes I am

[C. When]

*carries LBO under one arm and the shiny under the other*

[Slytherin]

Do not carry me !! LOL

[Drew Espinosa]

The bloodless bear has not a care,

for such as they are zombies;

Their squelchy fur, grey matted hair,

won't fit at Abercrombies.

 

mine.   

The Bard in Transylvania

 

The greatest bard in all the land

traveled, seeking fortune.

 

One night, he was caught in a storm

and sought shelter somewhere.

 

Luckily, he saw a castle

perched upon a mountain.

 

He made his way up to the door,

and knocked, once, twice, and thrice.

 

Finally, the door had opened

and revealed Drewcula.

 

This Count of Transylvania

greeted the bard warmly.

 

And offered his home for the night,

away from the thunderstorm.

 

The bard heartily accepted,

not knowing what the night would bring...

 

 

 end of part 1

[northie]

Ignores the wannabe bard / vampire / whatever. Mine

Edited September 22, 2016 by northie

[Valkyrie]

       

[Parker Owens]

Oh Count of no account, recount

the tale you have begun,

I tell you there is no amount

of calculated fun,

than hearing Drewcula, the fount,

while shiny's on the run...

 

With me. 

[Valkyrie]

Roses are red,

poems are hard. 

Shiny. 

Mine.  

 

 

[C. When]

Your poor poetry skills will lose you the shiny.

[Valkyrie]

Well, my superior ninja skills will get it back for me!     

[Parker Owens]

Penguins are white,

lemurs are brown,

argue all night,

'cause I've got the crown!

 

mine.   

[Valkyrie]

Not anymore.      

[C. When]

*tempts penguin with a burger*

[Valkyrie]

Mmm...thanks for the burger!