Last Post Wins #38

[Drew Espinosa]

I'm always nice! It's part of my angelic nature.

 

mine!

[Valkyrie]

Since you were so nice to me, I won't even laugh...  well, maybe a little bit...  

[Drew Espinosa]

Laugh as little as you want, I ain't the one in the water with dangerous beasts that find penguin a tasty snack...

 

 

mine!

[Valkyrie]

Um...that's my trusty steed...*nabs the shiny, then rides off into the sunset*    

[clochette]

I'm always nice! It's part of my angelic nature.

 

mine!

Stealing my proves you're not as angelic as you'd like to make believe

 

Queen Clo!

[Drew Espinosa]

Stealing? I call it re-acquisition of my property!

 

mine!

[Parker Owens]

To judge it quite dispassional,

no number so irrational

can press a claim the crown to own,

for shiny with the Bard has flown.

 

mine.

[echophase]

Ok ok guess who's back and with a vengeance. Crown please! 

[Valkyrie]

Welcome back!  *sets a weasel trap, then waddles away with the shiny*   

[echophase]

Oh already starting with the dirty tricks are we? Well this means war. 

[Valkyrie]

*pets the cute weasel on the head, then nabs the shiny and rides off on my trusty killer whale*   

[echophase]

Have you ever seen a division of puppy mounted, fully trained ferret soldiers? No? Well guess what I have right here! CHARGE MY FLUFFDRAGONS! Take their kingdom and their whales! 

[Drew Espinosa]

*pets the cute weasel on the head, then nabs the shiny and rides off on my trusty killer whale*    

You sure you want to trust an animal that eats penguins?

 

Well, it's your funeral...

 

 

Eh, I'll be sure to give a great eulogy.

 

mine!

[echophase]

You sure you want to trust an animal that eats penguins?

 

Well, it's your funeral...

 

 

Eh, I'll be sure to give a great eulogy.

 

mine!

We're gunna need a sample of said eulogy, just to make sure you're up to snuff. 

[clochette]

Ok ok guess who's back and with a vengeance. Crown please! 

Martin! Martin! Martin!

 

Don't listen to Drew, whales are nice  

 

Yeah, BTW, look at my magnificent crown!

[Drew Espinosa]

We're gunna need a sample of said eulogy, just to make sure you're up to snuff. 

It's to remain top secret until the day of our deceased emperor's funeral.

 

-signed, the LPW Dictator, Drew

[echophase]

The kingdom of Crowntopia doesn't recognize your authority sir! Good day.

[Drew Espinosa]

Don't listen to Drew, whales are nice

Nah... it's pretty well documented that Orcas ain't nice to: other whales and dolphins, penguins, seals, sharks, and so on.

The kingdom of Crowntopia doesn't recognize your authority sir! Good day.

 BOW TO MY AUTHORITY!!!

Edited September 13, 2016 by Drew Espinosa

[echophase]

Ferrets do not bow! They roll around and bounce backwards inevitably falling down the stairs and doing the same until they collide with one another ...

[clochette]

Nah... it's pretty well documented that Orcas ain't nice to: other whales and dolphins, penguins, seals, sharks, and so on.

 BOW TO MY AUTHORITY!!!

It's call the food chain Pretty normal in the animal kingdom, like me fighting for my crown

[Drew Espinosa]

It's call the food chain Pretty normal in the animal kingdom, like me fighting for my crown

Puts  in a   and... 

 

Oh, and  MINE!!!

Edited September 13, 2016 by Drew Espinosa

[Valkyrie]

LPW is getting rather cutthroat...      

[echophase]

You need to be in this game ...   

[Drew Espinosa]

LPW is getting rather cutthroat...      

When you play [LPW] you win or you die, there is no middle ground.

-Cersei Lannister

 

mine!

[Valkyrie]

Well...I already won (twice) so... OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! (The Red Queen - Alice in Wonderland)