Last Post Wins #50

[Valkyrie]

The newbie doesn't know how things work around here... the most important thing to know is the shiny is mine-y!     

[just4hugs]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

The newbie doesn't know how things work around here... the most important thing to know is the shiny is mine-y!     

Seems to me the newbie caught on quick because taking the shiny away seems to be exactly how things work around here. 

[wildone]

Unless I'm the current holder, than you have to step aside until the next morning after Talonrider tells us all about the day  

 

[Valkyrie]

Rule #1 of LPWland is don't believe a word Wildone aka the deposed despot says. Unless it's nice things about me. Those are all true.     

[clochette]

Rule #2 I'm queen whatever y'all think

[Valkyrie]

What's that annoying buzzing around here?  *gets out the flyswatter*   

[clochette]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

What's that annoying buzzing around here?  *gets out the flyswatter*   

It's your snoring

 

[Valkyrie]

*SPLAT*    

[clochette]

 You've just killed a beautiful and very rare butterfly!  Bad, bad penguin!

 

You don't deserve the  clearly

[Valkyrie]

You're a fairy, not a butterfly.     

[wildone]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

You're a fairy, not a butterfly.     

And you are a lady (using the term loosely) not a penguin. So what is your point?  

 

[Valkyrie]

My point is I'm the Emperor of LPWland   

[wildone]

Your not even a Emperor Penguin  

 

[Valkyrie]

Nope... I'm THE Emperor Penguin     

[Sherye Story Reader]

4 hours ago, just4hugs said:

The things I could say in response 😂

Back to me where it belongs! 

go ahead lol

[Sherye Story Reader]

And I am the back burner since I get left out lol

[TalonRider]

The Penguin is Emperor only in her dreams. The BoP is the leader of LPW land.

Yesterday was also International Sweatpants Day not Penguin Day. As for today, let's see what we have. Show your Squirrel Appreciation today by giving them some Hugging. Later on, the newbies playing the game will bring the Granola.

[just4hugs]

Sorry bird of prey this newb ate the granola for today, but please don’t get whiny when I proclaim that I’m once again the one with the shiny. 

[Zombie]

11 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Rule #1 of LPWland is don't believe a word the penguin says. They’re all lies. 

  

[Valkyrie]

 

[Slytherin]

Go to page one and see who the King is   

 

Edited January 21, 2021 by Slytherin

[Valkyrie]

[Zombie]

poor LBO’s been burglarised again by the Evil One  
 

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Slytherin]

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

 All Hail Tsar Steve!