Last Post Wins, #51

[Wesley8890]

Sorry grandpa

[wildone]

 

 

[Krista]

[astone2292]

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me, again!

[Wesley8890]

You know im starting to feel bad about constantly taking it from you.

No wait thats just indigestion. 

MINE!!!

[astone2292]

Am I doing this right? 

[Slytherin]

 

[astone2292]

[Valkyrie]

Ooooo a new victim      

[astone2292]

[Wesley8890]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Ooooo a new victim      

Fresh meat is always the best isnt it?

[Valkyrie]

A potential new ally, as long as he doesn't buy into the deposed despot's dogma     

[astone2292]

This 'fresh meat' has the night off...so I'll be having this forum open aaaalllllllllll night long...

 

[Valkyrie]

[astone2292]

17 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

A potential new ally, as long as he doesn't buy into the deposed despot's dogma     

While I take your crown, I think I need some information...and I don't think spending my night off browsing through the previous 50 LPW would be efficient.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

While I take your crown, I think I need some information...and I don't think spending my night off browsing through the previous 50 LPW would be efficient.

Wildone--aka the deposed despot--had a short, but brutal reign ages ago.  He's a master of revisionist history, so tries to paint himself as a benevolent ruler of the people, when in fact, his dictatorship was the dark ages of LPWland.  He only has one supporter, Drew Espinosa--aka the lickspittle.  Drew's fawning toadying is quite sad and nauseating.   

I have amassed a large and unstoppable army, with Wesley as my trusted advisor, in order to protect the good citizens of LPWland from the return of despotic rule.  I have a shark squadron, a pony, a group of cranky kindergartners, an evil clown contingent, ninja penguins, and a gun-toting kitty riding a flame-throwing unicorn at my disposal, along with many other squadrons.  And, since I'm a Valkyrie, I have the might of Thor and Asgard, and the denizens of Valhalla all at my disposal as well.   

[astone2292]

Wow. That's a lot. A proper thumbs up @Valkyrie! As I believe I know who I will be siding with, I'm one for gathering all the details, facts, and opinions before I claim a side in a war. I'm going to need @wildone to offer his side's information and potential...bribery. Also, I think this was a necessary post for the newcomers to be more involved in the LPW games   

[Valkyrie]

Well, the deposed despot will no doubt make what he thinks is a convincing argument.  Just keep in mind everything he says is a lie.  Except for nice things about me.  Those are all true     

[astone2292]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Well, the deposed despot will no doubt make what he thinks is a convincing argument.  Just keep in mind everything he says is a lie.  Except for nice things about me.  Those are all true     

Good thing I used to be a salesman and can smell a lie. 

Also.

[Valkyrie]

In that case, you might want to wear noseplugs around the deposed despot     

[astone2292]

I'll keep them handy.

[Valkyrie]

[astone2292]

[Wesley8890]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Wildone--aka the deposed despot--had a short, but brutal reign ages ago.  He's a master of revisionist history, so tries to paint himself as a benevolent ruler of the people, when in fact, his dictatorship was the dark ages of LPWland.  He only has one supporter, Drew Espinosa--aka the lickspittle.  Drew's fawning toadying is quite sad and nauseating.   

I have amassed a large and unstoppable army, with Wesley as my trusted advisor, in order to protect the good citizens of LPWland from the return of despotic rule.  I have a shark squadron, a pony, a group of cranky kindergartners, an evil clown contingent, ninja penguins, and a gun-toting kitty riding a flame-throwing unicorn at my disposal, along with many other squadrons.  And, since I'm a Valkyrie, I have the might of Thor and Asgard, and the denizens of Valhalla all at my disposal as well.   

You forgot the Menagerie of mimes and platoon of platypi.

Edited February 5, 2021 by Wesley8890