Last Post Wins, #51

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, astone2292 said:

You got to love southern phrases. My favorites are "as nervous as a cat in a room of rockin' chairs" and "sweatin' worse than a hooker in church " 

[Wesley8890]

Also for those who don't know calf slobber is meringue.

[astone2292]

Back to work...but first.

[Wesley8890]

Safe bet to take it all. That wild one and lbo like leaving fakes around

[wildone]

Ha!

I dare you southern folk to come up here and try to get my shiny  

I've fur lined it and it is safely under the blankets with me  

 

[astone2292]

8 hours ago, wildone said:

Ha!

I dare you southern folk to come up here and try to get my shiny  

I've fur lined it and it is safely under the blankets with me  

 

Ha! Jokes on you! I smoke cigarettes! I'm impervious to the cold!!! I could move to Alaska and be perfectly comfortable in the winter!

Edited February 6, 2021 by astone2292
I'm a moron!

[Slytherin]

[wildone]

Just now, astone2292 said:

Ha! Jokes on you! I smoke cigarettes! I'm pervious to the cold!!! I could move to Alaska and be perfectly comfortable in the winter!

And yet, here is the last guy who made such claims  

 

[astone2292]

1 minute ago, wildone said:

And yet, here is the last guy who made such claims  

 

Pfft. A pitiful amount of body hair. He has no shoulder hair. He stands no chance. 

[wildone]

2 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

Pfft. A pitiful amount of body hair. He has no shoulder hair. He stands no chance. 

@Slytherin, you might not be the only bear in the room  

 

[astone2292]

2 minutes ago, wildone said:

@Slytherin, you might not be the only bear in the room  

 

Well...I am 5'6". Technically I'm a cub, but one day...I'll buy a pair of stilts. Then I'll be a bear!

[Slytherin]

I’m the lazy one on big bears back 

Edited February 6, 2021 by Slytherin

[astone2292]

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty, majestic, and powerful Raptor.

It's Ice Cream for Breakfast day. Or you can have Frozen Yogurt instead. One catch though, you an only use Chopsticks to eat them. This afternoon, Go Outside and Play.

[astone2292]

Can I have my favorite flavor?!?! I could use some Peanut Butter and Jelly ice cream right now! I see your chopsticks as a challenge and I accept!

I'll decline on going out to play. Husband and I are visiting family today, and there will be too much driving.

[Valkyrie]

Here you go!  All the flavors you want  And before the putrid one and the deposed despot comment on the kid in the background, he already ate his giant sundae.      

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

  

[Wesley8890]

Good morning to the penguin and the little bear cub

[Slytherin]

Edited February 6, 2021 by Slytherin

[Wesley8890]

I said little cub not little blue one

[astone2292]

[Zombie]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Here you go!  All the flavors you want  And before the putrid one and the deposed despot comment on the kid in the background, he already ate his giant sundae.      

I refer readers to the previous “OppositeDay” post to enable them to see that this is yet more evidence of child cruelty by the shape-shifting penguin

 

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[astone2292]

7 minutes ago, Zombie said:

I refer readers to the previous “OppositeDay” post to enable them to see that this is yet more evidence of child cruelty by the shape-shifting penguin

 

 

Or...*puts on conspiracy theory thinking cap* maybe you're the shapeshifter, and you're just upset that you didn't get any ice cream?