jfalkon Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I just read the new chapter. I'm not sure what was scarier the begining or the ending! I enjoyed every minute of it but there is one thing I'm not quite understanding. Betty and Dex seem to have something going on but I thought Betty was only atracted to women. Did I miss something? Link to comment
Bob D. Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I just read the new chapter. I'm not sure what was scarier the begining or the ending! I enjoyed every minute of it but there is one thing I'm not quite understanding. Betty and Dex seem to have something going on but I thought Betty was only atracted to women. Did I miss something? Have you not noticed how much of a stud Dex is? His power of Lust is sooo great, the boys have overkilled on it and are not pulled to him , and it is subtly pulling even the most adamant of lesbians straight... "The dark side has many powers some might consider... unnatural..." Link to comment
C James Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 I just read the new chapter. I'm not sure what was scarier the begining or the ending! I enjoyed every minute of it but there is one thing I'm not quite understanding. Betty and Dex seem to have something going on but I thought Betty was only atracted to women. Did I miss something? Thanks!! Beelzebub isn't the nicest of cats. Betty is indeed a self-declared Lesbian. But, sometimes people aren't all one way or the other; it's quite possible for love to occur outside one's usual range of attraction. I'm not saying anything is going on, but I will say that this will be explained fully buy the end of the story. Have you not noticed how much of a stud Dex is? His power of Lust is sooo great, the boys have overkilled on it and are not pulled to him , and it is subtly pulling even the most adamant of lesbians straight... "The dark side has many powers some might consider... unnatural..." ROFL!! What? Poor, sweet, innocent me? Link to comment
Bondwriter Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 One leaves for just a few days, and CJ's fans have converted to the Dark Side. Which is not surprising, by the way. Chapter 36 features another evil cliff-hanger. Obviously after such a feat, the Piedmont police is certain of getting it for good: either being arrested by state/ federal authorities, or being dealt with wild west-style by our shirtless blonds turned into gunslingers. Either way, die, Piedmont Sheriff, die! Link to comment
C James Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 One leaves for just a few days, and CJ's fans have converted to the Dark Side. Which is not surprising, by the way. But I'm just a shy, quiet, innocent goat.... Chapter 36 features another evil cliff-hanger. But I never use cliffhangers... Therefor, the answer is clear: This is Shadowgod's fault! Link to comment
shadowgod Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 But I'm just a shy, quiet, innocent goat.... But I never use cliffhangers... Therefor, the answer is clear: This is Shadowgod's fault! Hey I have polar Ice caps to melt, do you really think I'd trouble myself with itty bitty chapter?? Honestly! Link to comment
Bob D. Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 One leaves for just a few days, and CJ's fans have converted to the Dark Side. Which is not surprising, by the way. Chapter 36 features another evil cliff-hanger. Obviously after such a feat, the Piedmont police is certain of getting it for good: either being arrested by state/ federal authorities, or being dealt with wild west-style by our shirtless blonds turned into gunslingers. Either way, die, Piedmont Sheriff, die! Blame Shadow for me turning to the darkside... over in his story's thread... you'll see why... it's all his fault... Link to comment
Conner Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ..... or being dealt with wild west-style by our shirtless blonds turned into gunslingers...... I would like to volunteer to be dealt with in this fachion. Link to comment
Bondwriter Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Blame Shadow for me turning to the darkside... over in his story's thread... you'll see why... it's all his fault... Having to surf for porn got you into some mighty dark areas. I would like to volunteer to be dealt with in this fachion. I was not thinking of James West and Artemus Gordon (James West having lots of interest in being shirtless and tied up by the villains ), but more along the lines of Deadwood, or Clint Eastwood in Sergio Leone's movies. Link to comment
shadowgod Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Blame Shadow for me turning to the darkside... over in his story's thread... you'll see why... it's all his fault... now just wait a minute I thought FTL 36 brought about the radical change from fun loving sweet allie to dark sith Allie. It wasn't a picture of me all red and horney that got posted as the sith lord Just because I may or may not have my hand shoved.. yeah you know Link to comment
C James Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Hey I have polar Ice caps to melt, do you really think I'd trouble myself with itty bitty chapter?? Honestly! No mischief too large or too small for you, now is there? Blame Shadow for me turning to the darkside... over in his story's thread... you'll see why... it's all his fault... Yes, I have to agree... I assume you are referring to the eeevil cliffie in LiS 26? That was a doozie, enough to turn souls to the darkside... Shadowgod isn't known as the King of the EEEvil Cliffhanger for nothing... I would like to volunteer to be dealt with in this fachion. Having to surf for porn got you into some mighty dark areas. I was not thinking of James West and Artemus Gordon (James West having lots of interest in being shirtless and tied up by the villains ), but more along the lines of Deadwood, or Clint Eastwood in Sergio Leone's movies. Hrmmmm... now just wait a minute I thought FTL 36 brought about the radical change from fun loving sweet allie to dark sith Allie. It wasn't a picture of me all red and horney that got posted as the sith lord Just because I may or may not have my hand shoved.. yeah you know Sorry, but it was a delayed shock from that wicked, wicked cliffie in LiS 26... You are just so evil that you are having this effect. Of course, if you have your hand shoved up you-know-where, there would explain why I, who never use clifhangers, might have them popping up on rare occasion in FTL. Link to comment
Site Administrator wildone Posted August 6, 2007 Site Administrator Share Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) Of course, if you have your hand shoved up you-know-where, there would explain why I, who never use clifhangers, might have them popping up on rare occasion in FTL. Ummmm......does this mean that CJ is Shadowgod's hand puppet?? Edited August 7, 2007 by wildone Link to comment
EMoe57 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Either way, die, Piedmont Sheriff, die!But he's just a very good enterprenuer - right? Ummmm......does this mean the CJ is Shadowgod's hand puppet??I've heard of people fingering themselves, but shoving your own hand up there?!? They'd need to seriously double-jointed... After all, the rumor is that C James and Shadowgod are one and the same... Link to comment
shadowgod Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 But he's just a very good enterprenuer - right? I've heard of people fingering themselves, but shoving your own hand up there?!? They'd need to seriously double-jointed... After all, the rumor is that C James and Shadowgod are one and the same... I'd hate to see that accronym... SCOATS?? huh now is the time we reflect on why both our screen names didnt start with a G Link to comment
Site Administrator Graeme Posted August 7, 2007 Site Administrator Share Posted August 7, 2007 I've heard of people fingering themselves, but shoving your own hand up there?!? They'd need to seriously double-jointed... After all, the rumor is that C James and Shadowgod are one and the same... Actually, the rumour is that C James is just a front for Shadowgod. An unwitting lackey, if you like. I don't think anyone has seriously suggested that they are the same person. After all, one's human (or possibly divinity), and the other is, well, a goat! Link to comment
C James Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 Ummmm......does this mean that CJ is Shadowgod's hand puppet?? If so, that means he's clearly to blame for anything baaad that I write. But he's just a very good enterprenuer - right? I've heard of people fingering themselves, but shoving your own hand up there?!? They'd need to seriously double-jointed... After all, the rumor is that C James and Shadowgod are one and the same... Hrmmm, Shadowgod is evil, and evil seems to have some peculiar abilities. I'd hate to see that accronym... SCOATS?? huh now is the time we reflect on why both our screen names didnt start with a G Well, mine starts with a C because certain lists are ordered alphabetically, and I'll be ahead of you. Actually, the rumour is that C James is just a front for Shadowgod. An unwitting lackey, if you like. I don't think anyone has seriously suggested that they are the same person. After all, one's human (or possibly divinity), and the other is, well, a goat! And what's wrong with being a goat, oh Echidna? Link to comment
shadowgod Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Well, mine starts with a C because certain lists are ordered alphabetically, and I'll be ahead of you. True true ... but CSOATS sounds retarded :wacko: Link to comment
Site Administrator wildone Posted August 7, 2007 Site Administrator Share Posted August 7, 2007 And what's wrong with being a goat, oh Echidna? I decided to check out GA rules on the harassment of Goats and Echidnas, and found this rule: Harassment ... (1) Posts insulting, attacking, threatening, or denigrating other members are not allowed. Though we realize that discussions can get intense, we have zero tolerance for taking any communication to an insulting level. For instance, the use of terms such as "idiot, moron, stupid" and other derogatory terms constitutes harassment. (2) Repeated critical and sharply negative posts towards community members can also constitute harassment. (3) Use of racist, sexist, anti-religious, or homophobic language which may offend other members is not allowed. (4) Contact with or behavior toward any member of the GA community after being asked to cease and desist constitutes harassment. So, there is nothing suggesting that we can't have some fun with goats and other families of the animal kingdom Oh wait, I guess your members, so it is all inclusive. Darn Steve Must be a Monday night, the forum has reached a new level of silliness . Hopefully there might be a new chapter at the stroke of midnight. Link to comment
C James Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 I decided to check out GA rules on the harassment of Goats and Echidnas, and found this rule:So, there is nothing suggesting that we can't have some fun with goats and other families of the animal kingdom Oh wait, I guess your members, so it is all inclusive. Darn Perhaps that needs to be edited, to include speciesist remarks. Must be a Monday night, the forum has reached a new level of silliness . Hopefully there might be a new chapter at the stroke of midnight. This is true. And Ch 37 is up! I posted it before I went to bed... I figured everyone could use a nice, relaxing read before bedtime. Link to comment
Bondwriter Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Having so much war equipment and getting caught so easily. This sucks. I cannot believe Steve was killed by the sheriff. Betty must be behind all this, and Steve just fainted. The blood is the sheriff's. Well, hopefully. BUT... If this happened to be real, be aware, CJames, that a fatwa would be launched against you. The goat cookbook would be lengthened quite a bit, and I think we could add some goat-specific tortures as a prologue. And that you would need many weapons to prevent a Misery from being pulled on you. If you can handle five over-trained, over equipped thugs with a careful plan. I Link to comment
C James Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 Having so much war equipment and getting caught so easily. This sucks. I cannot believe Steve was killed by the sheriff. Betty must be behind all this, and Steve just fainted. The blood is the sheriff's. Well, hopefully. BUT... If this happened to be real, be aware, CJames, that a fatwa would be launched against you. The goat cookbook would be lengthened quite a bit, and I think we could add some goat-specific tortures as a prologue. And that you would need many weapons to prevent a Misery from being pulled on you. If you can handle five over-trained, over equipped thugs with a careful plan. I Link to comment
Bob D. Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 But... But... But... But... Why are you blaming me? This is shadowgod's fault! Yoda: Powerful you have become [C James], the dark side I sense in you. C James: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you. [/shoots [red eye-lasers] at Yoda who effortlessly deflects it away] Yoda: Much to learn, you still have. *Later* "Joined the Dark Side [C James] has. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the [fans are], multiply our adversaries will." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 *After reading the latest chapter, "Lock and Load"* Graeme: What is it? Yoda: Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young [Chris] is in pain. Terrible pain. Link to comment
Meeko Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 But... But... But... But... Why are you blaming me? This is shadowgod's fault! I BLAME YOU I BLAME YOU I BLAME YOU I BLAME YOU Now let me just add..... I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU To think i thought you were nice.... PFFFTTTTTTT I think i like Shadowgod better then you now......... Maybe??? Just a little.... =D _LC Link to comment
Bondwriter Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 And that mysterious male? Who helped Chris to escape? The only one who I can think of is Eric but I think that he Link to comment
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