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    These are no New Year nor Resolution Prompts

    By Aditus

    From this year on you will be pestered er.... prompted by the We want to thank @Cole Matthews for being a member of the Prompt Team since October 2021 and inspiring us with around 80 prompt ideas. Thank you Cole.     #PT261 Someone wakes up all alone in the back and beyond, with no cell phone reception, after falling asleep on the bus or train. What happens now?   #PT 262 Write an online love story. Have the story consist entirely of alter
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Sparkles

My daughter told me I sparkled. She was brushing my hair at the time, so I figured she was commenting on the little bit of gray that's started to show in the dark brown. She said it wasn't gray, it was silver. Her thought was that ordinary, dull people get gray hair. Kick ass, full tilt crazy people get silver. I can live with kick ass, full tilt crazy. And I'm keeping the silver.    

sat8997

sat8997

New Entry for the Urban Dictionary

INTERNUT 1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.   2. noun: A denizen of that community.   3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.     1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

JamesSavik

JamesSavik

Last 4 weeks...

The last four weeks of my life have been a living hell...   Here go's. My mom walked out on us and my family is falling apart, my sister found out that i am gay, i came out to my one of my best friend, me mom stole all of my money yes all of it lol dad is helping me, he dose not know i'm gay,... But there is one light in the dark i gained a Best friend   And that is a short version sigh   Ok from the beginning...   Mom and three of my friends now ex-friends left the house wile i was awa

Douw

Douw

there's something about Charlie.

so, I was thinking about this new writing idea.   it's nothing all that special, and I probably won't even post it to GA, but I was thinking about doing a series of tongue-in-cheek vignettes based on popular tv shows.   in particular, popular formulaic tv shows. CSI, Criminal Minds, Hot in Cleveland, How I Met Your Mother, that sorta stuff. anything that's cliched or follows the same episode structure every week.   to start you off, this is one I've done for the popular CBS sitcom, Two an

PlugInMatty

PlugInMatty

nostalgia

I met him at the height of my addiction to coke.   I was the preppy boy dealer to the frats. He was a gymnast from New Orleans. The night I met him, he was the most beautiful boy I'd ever seen.   I was at the Sig Ep house making deliveries and all that. The guy I dealt with there was this Hitler-youth looking kid named Stein who was a death camp guard in another life. He was the sort of asshole that gets off on the misery of others. The bunch there were hungry and he wanted to be the man. S

JamesSavik

JamesSavik

Let them eat salad

Did the East Bay thingy this morning.   Left Stockton early with my load of cut up pigs (or pork, for those of you who prefer a more tasty description of what was in those boxes) destined for a lot of Japanese mouths and made it to Oakland in good time. Unfortunately, the unload took extra time because whoever monitored the loading of the trailer in Tar Heel (yes, there is a town called Tar Heel), NC, didn't know how to set load locks so they don't fall and allow the load to shift. Fortunately

CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

SitRep

Lot's been going on, and it's been taxing really...   As some of you know I'm moving to the Philly Area around December if all goes well, and right now I've been working on jobs and the like, I have a few promising leads and should be able to get one (The one organization I applied for seems to really like me...).   I've also applied for the Fall 2011 semester to goto MonCo (Montgomery County Community College) and am getting a start on my loooong trek for my doctorate in Psychology. It shou

Phantom

Phantom

I'm Playing For A New Team...

Most people can look back over the years and identify a time and place at which their lives changed significantly. Whether by accident or design, these are the moments when, because of a readiness within us and a collaboration with events occurring around us, we are forced to seriously reappraise ourselves and the conditions under which we live and to make certain choices that will affect the rest of our lives. - Frederick F. Flack   That time for me is now.   It feels like I have spent a li

viv

viv

In need of a hug

Been a while, eh? I'm actually good for hugging at the moment, but feel a bit down. Work is work, I am being pushed to accept a promotion I don't really want and in the meantime doing a lot of extra work because we're short a trained person. Plus, working the night shift wears me out. Also, there were a lot of somewhat depressing chapters released this week, and the combination of all that has me feeling gloomy. I plan to reread the entirety of The Ordinary Us, in hopes that will get me over it

B1ue

B1ue

Smelly stuff dropping out from the back of cows

My student, who shouldn't be a student because he's been through three trainers already, was doing very good, up until today.   I've been considering keeping him on after his 36 days are up because he's been doing so well.   I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't heading back down hill, again.   I HATE being depressed.   It takes all the fun out of life.   Not that life is a bowl of cherries. You know there's a pit in there. You know it!   When I was a kid my mother canned Bing

CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

Well... I need a bit of help...

I'm working on my story and well... I'm stuck...   I'm having a hard time laying out the scene for chapter two... I can picture it and feel it... But it's not translating from the ideas in my head to text...   Any ideas... Or should I just drop the nuke and obliterate the scene

Phantom

Phantom

How did Radiohead read my mind?

When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so f**kin' special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so f**kin' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the he

JamesSavik

JamesSavik

Oops!

Well, I was hoping it wouldn't happen, but I bumped into another truck, again.   They company who wouldn't take me back said I couldn't go a year without having an accident. Well, they seem to know me better than I do.   On the other hand, I can say, "I bet I can stub my toe on nothing better than you." Sometimes being accident-prone leads to all sorts of schticky behavior. I think I do a fairly decent double-take; not too good with pratfalls, though.   Then the receiver this morning rejec

CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

Looking up

Things are, that is.   Although, I was looking up last night when I had to pee and stopped on an off-ramp in Arizona. There was a whole lot of dark out there and when I looked up not only could I see the Milky Way, but Snickers, M and M's, and a Pay Day bar, too.   When I was younger I was very afraid of the dark. Still am, a bit. Things hide in the dark, things that go bump in the night, like the stereo in my truck. The base is set at a decent level, but last night as I was driving across a

CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

And A 20-year Tradition Comes to An End...

Skidfest, the local charity rock event that has been held every semester in a block of row homes known as Skid Row since 1990, has been denied a permit because of the university bookstore construction going on behind it. I knew this was going to happen as soon as I realized that the construction would take up the two parking lots that surrounded Skid, because it would severely limit access to the event. And you could feel it at the last one that the end was near when the cops closed the event

methodwriter85

methodwriter85

Cajun jokes

Q: What's blue and yellow and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhea.     A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner to find little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. The kid is saying to himself, "I hate these f**king ants... I hate these f**king ants..." The priest is taken aback by the little boy's language and talks to him, saying that God doesn't make junk. "Tomorrow I will be coming by again, and if you can tell me three things that God created th

JamesSavik

JamesSavik


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