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And this has nothing to do with me, but apparently 'some' men out there.. and I guess some women.. but really.. men.. ;) like to urinate in the shower..  Not really for any other reason than the mood hits when the water is turned on and warm? AND the defense of, "it goes down the drain anyway," does not work for me. :)

How about the defense my college roomate used? She didn't want to drip water all the way across the bathroom to use the toilet.

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even better defense, when 'aimed' properly, urine can control/cure most foot fungi, even when rinsed off quickly

 

hugs,

 

  Tom

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Considering how much water it takes to flush even a low flow toilet; Urinating in the shower while the water is running anyway is recommended as a conservation method. 

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Most of those flavor combinations are a play on Sweet and Savory - which is a favorite for a lot of people to mix. There are a lot of recipes that add salt/savory aspects to them. With that said, I wouldn't eat any of those listed above so far. :P

 

And this has nothing to do with me, but apparently 'some' men out there.. and I guess some women.. but really.. men.. ;) like to urinate in the shower..  Not really for any other reason than the mood hits when the water is turned on and warm? AND the defense of, "it goes down the drain anyway," does not work for me. :)

 

 

Prude!

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Most of those flavor combinations are a play on Sweet and Savory - which is a favorite for a lot of people to mix. There are a lot of recipes that add salt/savory aspects to them. With that said, I wouldn't eat any of those listed above so far. :P

 

And this has nothing to do with me, but apparently 'some' men out there.. and I guess some women.. but really.. men.. ;) like to urinate in the shower..  Not really for any other reason than the mood hits when the water is turned on and warm? AND the defense of, "it goes down the drain anyway," does not work for me. :)

come on i do that sometimes....

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Krista: Peeing in the shower = being a guy...and it all goes to the same place anyhow.

Anyways, I wipe until I bleed sometimes. :(

You're all very welcome.

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even better defense, when 'aimed' properly, urine can control/cure most foot fungi, even when rinsed off quickly

 

hugs,

 

  Tom

 

My mum's best friend is a chiropodist and she swears by it. She told us in great detail once about how you should do it every day like she does.

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In glad you asked Zombie, the winner will be revealed next Tuesday on Eews-day Tuesday.

I can't decide if next week, I should create a new forum abs delete this one or just keep replying to this one.

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I suggest keep replying to this one, the GA Admins and Staff are streamlining the Forums :) Plus, it may be redundant to do so :)

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Nooo. There are other ways to cure a foot fungus. :P If I ever get one, I'll let peeing on my feet be the LAST option I try. lol. 

 

I knew when I posted that, I would likely be in the minority. :P I think I did a chat poll on this once upon a time (yes strange things do happen in chat) and a lot of people said they did so. :P I just know.. Aaron would get couch duty after scrubbing down the shower. 

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Nooo. There are other ways to cure a foot fungus. :P If I ever get one, I'll let peeing on my feet be the LAST option I try. lol. 

 

I knew when I posted that, I would likely be in the minority. :P I think I did a chat poll on this once upon a time (yes strange things do happen in chat) and a lot of people said they did so. :P I just know.. Aaron would get couch duty after scrubbing down the Wshower. 

Why would Aaron ever admit he peed in the shower? 

 

P.S. Cards won tonight and are 48-24 on the season.

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something gross that is eaten... Pork Rinds... (for those who don't know it's pig skin that's been deep fried and is eaten like chips) I don't eat them i can't stand to be in the same room as them.. that IS Ew... :P

on the subject of food, is eating peanut butter and butter in a heated tortea shell ew?

and I don't beleave you Jordan, i know you're up to something evil :P

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Eew! Eew! Omigod! It's Eews day Tuesday!

 

Do you know what that means? Things are about to get gross.

 

Before I start off this week's gross story sharing time, the winner of Last week's Eews-day Tuesday is AceKebabs, who made us go eeeeww!

 

Will you wear the crown next week? You can, if you can top my story for this week:

 

So I was at the beach one day on holiday with the family. I wanted to hop into a wetsuit to go surfing a little bit when I realized I still was wearing my underwear underneath my boxer shorts. I don't like my undies in the sea. That's fine, I'll go get out of them in the changing rooms. I get there, to find there's only one handicapped stall, a urinal and basin. Pretty basic and grungy. I walk into the stall to get changed when hellloooo!!!

It was the smell that hit me first. And when I realized what it was, I cringed. This inexplicable explosion of diarrhea was splattered EVERYWHERE! It was in the toilet, on the seat, on the ground, on the walls....and I'm like eeeewwwww! It's the only stall so I still had to get changed in there, my foot was seriously an inch away from a drop of runny brown fecal matter. Someone had dropped a bad one in there. They obviously hadn't made it in time.

But what's more, after getting the hell out of there after changing, I came out and waited for my sister who was in the ladies room. While waiting, a man and boy look at me as they pass and walk into the men's room and I'm like 'they're in for a surprise.' Then I look down and realise I'm still holding my underwear.

 

Have you got a grosser story? What gross thing have you encountered that will make us go eeeeww? Share it with us :)

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Eew! Eew! Omigod! It's Eews day Tuesday!

 

Do you know what that means? Things are about to get gross.

 

Before I start off this week's gross story sharing time, the winner of Last week's Eews-day Tuesday is AceKebabs, who made us go eeeeww!

 

Will you wear the crown next week? You can, if you can top my story for this week:

 

So I was at the beach one day on holiday with the family. I wanted to hop into a wetsuit to go surfing a little bit when I realized I still was wearing my underwear underneath my boxer shorts. I don't like my undies in the sea. That's fine, I'll go get out of them in the changing rooms. I get there, to find there's only one handicapped stall, a urinal and basin. Pretty basic and grungy. I walk into the stall to get changed when hellloooo!!!

It was the smell that hit me first. And when I realized what it was, I cringed. This inexplicable explosion of diarrhea was splattered EVERYWHERE! It was in the toilet, on the seat, on the ground, on the walls....and I'm like eeeewwwww! It's the only stall so I still had to get changed in there, my foot was seriously an inch away from a drop of runny brown fecal matter. Someone had dropped a bad one in there. They obviously hadn't made it in time.

But what's more, after getting the hell out of there after changing, I came out and waited for my sister who was in the ladies room. While waiting, a man and boy look at me as they pass and walk into the men's room and I'm like 'they're in for a surprise.' Then I look down and realise I'm still holding my underwear.

 

Have you got a grosser story? What gross thing have you encountered that will make us go eeeeww? Share it with us :)

I've seen that end result before. It's like the claymore mine of diarrhea. I would have opted to change in the open. Modesty be damned.

 

Someone I know had twin boys and they must have had ADD because they were always in motion and noisy. So mommy notices that they'd been unnaturally quiet for a long time. She went to check on them and got her eeew moment in spades. They had finger painted everything reachable in the room, including themselves with their feces.   :)

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post night out clubbing, i went to get my drunken chicken. it was a ritual :P

ended up being served fried chicken that still had feathers on it. i showed my friend (who was the sober designated driver), who ate it anyway  :puke:

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post night out clubbing, i went to get my drunken chicken. it was a ritual :P

ended up being served fried chicken that still had feathers on it. i showed my friend (who was the sober designated driver), who ate it anyway  :puke:

Now that's a lazy prep chef.

 

I think that is preferable to opening your box of chicken and finding a rat. KFC was KFR. lol

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Eeeeew! That's gross!

 

I don't know if I can top that, but I'll give it a try.

 

I was shopping at HM with my then 9 month old daughter in her pram. I was looking at some clothes, when she suddenly started to vomit... Like Exorcist-style. It was everywhere. Staff tried to help and people came running with napkins and tissues. Embarrassing and very Eeeew!

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something gross that is eaten... Pork Rinds... (for those who don't know it's pig skin that's been deep fried and is eaten like chips) I don't eat them i can't stand to be in the same room as them.. that IS Ew... :P

on the subject of food, is eating peanut butter and butter in a heated tortea shell ew?

and I don't beleave you Jordan, i know you're up to something evil :P

pork rind! it's a delicacy here! 

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Now that's a lazy prep chef.

 

I think that is preferable to opening your box of chicken and finding a rat. KFC was KFR. lol

 

they DNA tested that, apparently it was chicken after all! :P

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I don't have any seriously gross stories, except one time, I went to pick my ex up from work because he was sick and halfway home, I asked if he was okay, and he started to reply that he was fine, then he just started vomiting....in my new car. The shoulder is closed on the interstate so I couldn't stop. I take off my jacket and was like, "Quick! Puke in this!" to soften the blow to my car interior, and the whole way home, he's just puking in my jacket, and my head is practically sticking out the window to avoid the smell.

 

It was when we got home, that it got really gross, because I have a puke covered jacket, it's like 25 degrees out, and my car is all sorts of nasty, I had to take out the mats and hose them off in freezing weather and clean up the mess by myself. D= 

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Didn't happen to me, but Magpie was at Sweden Rock festival this year, and at 4 o'clock in the afternoon on the second day some drunk metalhead projectile vomited onto the ground in front of him. It hit the ground so hard it splashed up off it and hit Magpie right in the face, on the mouth. Seriously gross. It gave him an excuse to buy some merch, though, as he needed a new shirt after that...

 

EDIT: Also, I should know better than to check this topic while eating. *headdesk*

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