Make us Laugh! #2

[SidLove]

Harry Potter?

[JamesSavik]

[drpaladin]

[Page Scrawler]

OMG, I died when I read this!   

[JamesSavik]

Why Editing matters.

 

Poor Tyler.

[Wesley8890]

3 minutes ago, jamessavik said:

Why Editing matters.

 

Poor Tyler.

I hope the antlers came out last

[drpaladin]

A teacher listed some of the absurd things she's had to say to her high school students.

Quote

"Stop drawing penises on all of your work.

Don’t try and grab her b- again.

Do not stick your tongue in the electric pencil sharpener.

Why did you think bringing a dead snake to school would impress her enough to go out with you?

Who put the skunk in the cafeteria?

Who super glued Mr. —- class door closed?

Please stop sucking your thumb!

Exactly how many beers did you drink this morning to miss seeing that neon yellow guard rail?

To male student - why do you have a Kotex pad tied around your head?”

And just last week: “ whose art book of phallic sketches is this?”

 

[drpaladin]

[drpaladin]

[JamesSavik]

[JamesSavik]

[JamesSavik]

Ever wonder wut some people were thinking when stuff like this hits the market?

[Page Scrawler]

Can't post it due to copyrights, so I'll just link to it.

http://trendingtalks.com/male-or-female-brainfunny-story/

[Wesley8890]

22 hours ago, jamessavik said:

Ever wonder wut some people were thinking when stuff like this hits the market?

Where can I buy about fifty of those?

[drpaladin]

[JamesSavik]

[Guest034229]

Second paragraph is telling.

I believe I came first.

Edited February 28, 2020 by ABX

[Page Scrawler]

[JamesSavik]

Ever wonder why Mars Attacked???

 

[JamesSavik]

Someday prominent archaeologists will get in a scandalous fistfight over WTF this means.

[JamesSavik]

Godzilla slunk out of town whimpering after stepping on the Lego factory.

[TalonRider]

Latest sign.

Don't get mad at your husband.

He didn't do anything.

[JamesSavik]

 

[Wesley8890]

1 hour ago, jamessavik said:

 

What is this from. And why do they beat the dog?!?!

[TalonRider]

When she breaks wind (farts), they beat the dog.