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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

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On 3/14/2020 at 5:39 AM, TalonRider said:

It's easy to blame the dog for something.

Isn't  this from the movie with Bo Derek running down the beach?

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It was an ordinary day in September 2053, but for John it was a milestone as he went to the bathroom and opened the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in 2020.

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Filed under too dumb to walk and breathe at the same time.

A recent article on farmers being late to plant crops of corn and potatoes had this response.

I don't understand why they need to plant that stuff when you can just go to Kroger or Albertson's and buy it.

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Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another dollar, how many dollars would you have?”

Johnny: “One dollar.”

Teacher: “You really don’t know your arithmetic.”

Johnny: “And you really don’t know my father!”

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The picture I posted looked good and then it disappeared and became lines of code.

It was a picture of 2 dogs, a mom and her pup.  The pup asked, "Mom why are the humans wearing muzzles?"  Mom replied "Because they are too dumb to learn sit and stay!"

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