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The Valley of the Dwarfs

It just came to me. The working title of the new fable is now "The Valley of the Dwarfs." Yes, I know! I know! It's been done. But, this isn't a rehash of "The Valley of the Dolls." Honest. Besides, the strongest intoxicant in the Hinterland is dwarf ale, which will knock you down onto the floor and roll you around in the filth. Just finished Chapter 5. A couple werewolves showed up. And, it was daylight! Figure that one out. The alpha male, Alberto of La Rosa, is bla

April 22, 2010

Eric's Blog

Freakout!

I have roughly 6 months left in my time in NJ, and its all happening way to fast. My mom told me that they have a real estate agent coming to give an estimate on the house and within two-three months, they're putting it up for sale. On top of it, they're going to be moving soon because dad got a job offer with his current employer to move possibly to Maryland. If he declines that he's going to consider the job offer he got in PA. Oh and they were also approved for another loan for a house where

Phantom

April 22, 2010

Methodwriter85's Blog

Grad School Update

I got my acceptance letter to my back-up school yesterday. It's this mid-sized public university in western Pennsylvania called Indiana University of Pennsylvania, or IUP. Now I'm just waiting to hear back from my first choice, Millersville. Either way, it's great to know I have a place to go to no matter what. All I have to do now is just make sure I pass Italian, and things are good from here on out. It's strange how that's parallel to my experience of the spring of 12th grade- I got

methodwriter85

April 20, 2010

One down

Posted the last chapter of "Dreams Can Come True" this morning. The next fable, "Ben," should be up in a week or so. Although there are 5 chapters, they'll all be posted at the same time. It's probably the closest I've come to a "children's story," but unfortunately, I had to throw in some sex and the cute children's story becomes something entirely different. The fourth in this series, which just might be longer than the others, has been completed through Chapter 3. Don't have a working

What once was is now lost.

April 18, 2010

Methodwriter85's Blog

Family. Ugh.

My whole family is bitching at me right now because I'm applying to this school called Millersville Univeristy, which is, at an hour and a half away, 'too far' for me to go, and 'isn't a good school'. They keep bitching at me to apply to a closer school in the area, and look at closer area schools, which I have! They are either too good for me to get into, or they don't have my program. Then they bitch about me about how I need to take educational courses if I'm going to be a community col

methodwriter85

April 17, 2010

Scandalous

I saw one of my Ex boyfriends on the news yesterday getting arrested for trespassing at the governors office (They were protesting) . The first thing that came to mind was, "Hey i had sex with a criminal!" Also Ask me anything http://formspring.me/meekord Goodnight!

Meeko

April 16, 2010

Viv's Blog

This is my life...

... and I'm still laughing! I just got home from work and Rich and I are eating dinner and I'm talking to my fourteen year old daughter and she tells me that her colorguard instructor told them all they should watch some movie she can't exactly remember the name of because it's FUNNY! After much nonsense, we figure out the movie is Pee Wee's Big Adventure... This is what happened next: Me: Didn't he go to jail? Rich: In real life? Yeah... Me: Tell her what for. *insert uncomfortab

viv

April 16, 2010

Lady Gaga Lovin'

I love Lady Gaga. I don't know why either. Normally I'm not even into dance music, but I'm falling in love with Lady Gaga. I'd go straight for her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8ZjuFzlUc This one probably won't embed anyway, so I'll just post a link to it. It's the . It features Beyonce. It's also a bit naughty.

April 16, 2010

jamessavik's Blog

The Barlow Boy - a short story

The Barlow Boy Peter Keegan parked his Honda behind the Family Life Center on the sprawling grounds of the Calvary Baptist Church. He didn

JamesSavik

April 14, 2010

jamessavik's Blog

Not doing so hot

I took an insanity day and went fishing. I didn't tell people and some folks panicked. No- I am not doing so well. No- I'd rather not talk about it. Yes- I have a boyfriend named Randy who was a little irked at me for vanishing. We haven't been together long enough for him to know that I occasionally have to get away from people or go off on somebody. When I get this way getting out in the country is the best thing for me. I'm going to be gone a while. I've got some stuff to fig

JamesSavik

April 12, 2010

miker33's Blog

wow...

Wow, I can't believe it...Today and tomorrow marked two years since my two high school classmates were killed in a worst car accident ever. The driver drove fast, like over 75 mph, and the car hit through the garbage then hit to the pole. It was an accident, didn't meant to have this happened. The driver was critically injured, and two classmates were in critical condition which became their death sentence. I was pissed off when the news showed the totaled car after the accident occured...I do n

miker33

April 11, 2010

Pedophile Priest Jokes

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes father." "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??

April 8, 2010

done

for all my complaints about hypergraphia and sunk under a cloud of melancholy, the gnome fable is finished and in the can. Let's see, started 3/29, completed 4/7, what's that? 10 days? Well, it's not that much when you consider it's only 15.4K words. Next up: A story about a group of university graduates who setup a winter tourist destination at a time when tourists were mostly people on some kind of pilgrimage to the site of some odd religious relic like the left big toe of Sain

April 8, 2010

Mark Arbour's Pride

About a girl...

I had one of those retro moments today. I was driving home, reached down to grab my lighter to fire up a joint, and bumped my IPOD, jarring it into random mode. This song came on and flooded me with happy heterosexual memories. This line "Jackie was a rich punk rocker silver spoon and a paper plate" reminded me of a friend of mine. She wasn't named Jackie, but we'll go with that. "Jackie" was beautiful, not in a spiked-heel model kind of way, but in a sexy way: her body moved like

Mark Arbour

April 7, 2010

jamessavik's Blog

Human Rights Campaign

I have issues with many organizations that champion gay rights. Some are all about gay marriage and I don't give a damn about that. I'm ugly, old, ain't going to happen for me. f**k it. Gay marriage is never going to happen anyway so we might as well pick battles we CAN WIN. Battles that will make a substantive difference in the quality of our lives. The kind of gay rights focus that I want to see is more practical. I want to see the sort of thing pushed that a) has a snowballs chance

JamesSavik

April 7, 2010

Eric's Blog

Yea... Staples is a no-go....

Okay so, lately its been nothing but business with me. Between work and school and such I managed to find a job opening at staples for their easy tech. WELL let me tell you something about it. I went for an interview last week where they were talking about my computer experience and certifications and such, but this week I sat down with the General Manager (who was 45 minutes late to my interview with him.... really unprofessional IMHO). He gave me the low down on the job and what I woul

Phantom

April 7, 2010

Vic's Blog

Big Pharma got me

Getting ready for work this morning, I decided to pack up a couple pills so I could have them when I ate breakfast at work this morning. I had a horse sized glucosamine pill (they're for joint pain relief due to my running), a multivitamin, and then an advil. I started taking the glucosamine because apparently it helps with joint cartilage, the advil because my knees were sore from running earlier in the morning, and the multivitamin just because I'm probably not getting enough from the sod

NaperVic

April 6, 2010

Depressing TV Series

There's this show on National Geographic called Aftermath. They've had one called Population Zero and one about oil all drying up. Now there's one about the rotation of the planet stopping called When the Earth stops spinning. This one seems the saddest of all.

April 6, 2010

Mark Arbour's Pride

Religious Irony

I got sucked into watching "Amazing Race" recently. There was this father-daughter team, and in true Christian form, every time they did something well, she thanked Jesus and God and talked about how blessed they were. Blah blah blah. So last night, on EASTER SUNDAY, she and her father were eliminated. Evidently God decided they were less worthy than the two brothers, one of whom is a raging homosexual and therefore and inferior human being destined to burn in hell. And if that wasn't

Mark Arbour

April 6, 2010

My kingdom by the sea

would you rather

1) go a place that is a reflection of now, but there is Rust everywhere. 2) relive the first time you ever thought you actually loved another, cause we all know it felt great 3) drinks with a snarky violinist in New York, drinks are on him pick one for it shall command my creativity. You do not need to understand each number to choose, whatever feels right, just a number will do do do.

thatboyChase

April 4, 2010

it's over

the recent bout of hypergraphia has subsided into general malaise and i am wrapped in a blanket of dark melancholy. luckily, the meds keep me up enough to prevent acts of fatal stupidity. hopefully, will be back on track soon. the gnome story was going good, but the light changed and won't change back to green. in the meantime, my next story dreams can come true will be out soon. as with the previous story, it is short. i can't seem to be able to do anything of substantial length.

April 3, 2010

Dead Baby Jokes?

So I'll get to the point. Dead baby jokes are the only ones arguably even more controversial than racist ones. So I decided to start this poll. Personally, I don't think they go too far. I love babies and am sad whenever one dies, but I also have a sick and twisted side. I will not post any dead baby jokes or links to them, so if you really want to read some, use a search engine.