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    Twisted

    By Aditus

    I love twisted statements, like, ‘I know the killer but don’t know who they are. Or, I’ll be there yesterday if tomorrow doesn’t forget me. They make you stop reading, thinking: Wait- what did I just read? Let’s try that PT Prompt #356 Use one of the two sentences above and use it as the first line in your story/vignette/drabble/flash.  PT Prompt #357 Create a twisted, weird statement/sentence and use it in a whatever you choose text. Please include the prompt numbe
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Bits and Pieces of My Thanksgiving

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viv

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Wow! Talk about blow-jobs!

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CarlHoliday

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The problem of religious cults

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Tiger

Tiger

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A Twisted Love Triangle.

Dear Friend, you're in love, and that's the way it should be, because I want you to be happy. You're in love, and I know your're in love with the guy I love. If I haven't told you already, You really are lovely, and I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I feel in love with him the moment I laid eyes on him. But I made a mistake: ...   As I watched the sea rush to shore, I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes. "Why are you so speechless? Can't you tell me that you love me?" It wa
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MidnightSecret

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even Dwarves start small

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Hopeless

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Nephylim

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Habitat for Humanity

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methodwriter85

methodwriter85

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On the edge, again

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CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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Spreading Chaos

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JamesSavik

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Losing peers

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Back, again

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Plutonium

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JamesSavik

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It's okay to live and love Life. :)

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MidnightSecret

MidnightSecret

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Special Political Edition: Dem & Rep Strategies

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Post-crash + 1

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CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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Needed: Tack

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CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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Considering a new homeland...

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Tiger

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JamesSavik

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