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Definitely not smarter than a sixth grader.

 

 

Sixth-Grade Student Outsmarts Chemistry Teacher. This Is Perfect

 

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

 

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "If you drink whiskey every day, you won't get worms!"

 

 

 

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Stop me if you've heard this one.

 

 

Charles Dickens walks into a bar. "Sam, I've the best idea for a book, but I can't think of a name for it or the main character. I'm at a loss."

 

"Well, have a martini and think about it," says the barkeep.

 

"Okay. On the rocks," Dickens replies.

 

"Olive or twist?"

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