Make us laugh!

[mogwhy]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

 

 

 

its just a step to the right....

[Drew Espinosa]

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

 

[TalonRider]

Last year, the Fruitville Deli was sold and closed. The new owner has been remodeling it and it will be opening soon.  The new name of the deli is, Fatz -Ohs Deli.

[Slytherin]

 

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

[Drew Espinosa]

[JamesSavik]

Summer memories... coming home covered with mud, mom would hose us down in the yard before she would let us in the house...

[Slytherin]

 

[JamesSavik]

 

[Slytherin]

Probably been posted Before, but it's funny

 

 

[Slytherin]

 

[mogwhy]

[Daddydavek]

[Daddydavek]

SEX AFTER DEATH ....

 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
 and inform the other of the sex after death.

 Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

 After a long life together, the husband was the first to
 die.

 True to his word, he made the first contact:

 " Marion ... Marion "

 "Is that you, Bob?"

 "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

 "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
 breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
 I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
 couple of more times.

 Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
 Another romp around the golf course,  then pretty much

 have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf 

course again.

 Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some
 much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"



 "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"



 

 

 "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona.

[Slytherin]

Spoiler

 

[Daddydavek]

[TalonRider]

5 hours ago, Daddydavek said:

I remember one morning on the way to work, seeing a Milk truck following a Snack Cake truck down the highway.

[Ron]

On 6/19/2017 at 6:20 PM, Drew Espinosa said:

This is an actual title of an article: NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before

 

 

Quite a bit like potty humor but funny nonetheless.

[Page Scrawler]

On 6/14/2017 at 5:42 PM, Timothy M. said:

 

 

Oh, there is actually one which has Lego bricks - thanks, @Slytherin for finding the one I spent a few days looking for.  

 

https://satwcomic.com/so-close-yet-so-far

I own "Let the Right One In". But there's no way I'm ever letting Mickey watch it. He's a sweetie, and I don't want to give him nightmares.

[Page Scrawler]

5 hours ago, TalonRider said:

I remember one morning on the way to work, seeing a Milk truck following a Snack Cake truck down the highway.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Trucks-Carrying-Bread-Deli-Meat-Crash-on-NJ-Highway-Piscataway-383391951.html

 

 

A bread truck and meat truck collide with each other on the highway. The only thing better would be if three more trucks carrying cheese, mayonnaise, and potato chips piled up at the crash site.

[Slytherin]

Not so funny but it made me smile  

 

[Page Scrawler]

I don't believe it was intentional, but whoever composed this piece of choir music never realized his mistake, with hilarious results. Must have written it while listening to his cats yowling.

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I don't believe it was intentional, but whoever composed this piece of choir music never realized his mistake, with hilarious results. Must have written it while listening to his cats yowling.

Omg