Make us laugh!

[clochette]

9 minutes ago, Timothy M. said:

For @ColumbusGuy but I thought you might all enjoy a Danish lesson.  

 

 

from https://www.kbh-sprogcenter.dk/da/blog/lille-danske-ord-naa/

So you guys basically have 1 word for every expression?!!

[Timothy M.]

Just now, clochette said:

So you guys basically have 1 word for every expression?!!

 

yup, convenient isn't it?   But the difficult part is the pronunciation.

[JamesSavik]

Old man McDougal was sitting on a bar stool well into his cups.

 

Sean O'Grady sat beside him at the bar and said, "How are you doing McDougal."

 

McDougal took a shot of his drink and said, "Not so good Sean."

 

"What's the matter?"

 

"You have to cut stone for years fore they call you a stone cutter."

 

"You have to build houses for years before they call you a builder."

 

"You have to be in the fire brigade for years before they call you a fireman."

 

The old man took a long pull on his whiskey and said, "But if you fuck one sheep...."

 

 

 

Edited May 28, 2017 by jamessavik

[Arpeggio]

[Arpeggio]

I got one from the other day!

 

I was at Target, and I was wearing a red collar shirt, and someone asked me where a certain item was, and I threw up my hands and said, "I can't take it anymore, I quit!"

 

I bet the store manager was confused.  

[Drew Espinosa]

[JamesSavik]

[Drew Espinosa]

 @Valkyrie Do you like to live dangerously?  

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

 @Valkyrie Do you like to live dangerously?  

Serves LBO right for stealing my shiny   LOL @Slytherin

[Valkyrie]

[Wesley8890]

[Slytherin]

8 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Serves LBO right for stealing my shiny   LOL @Slytherin

Bad Pengy   MIne  

 

 

 

I miss Zombie

 

[Valkyrie]

 

 

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Slytherin said:

This reminds me of the ant pancake incident of 1982... they were not chocolate chips.   

[Slytherin]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

This reminds me of the ant pancake incident of 1982... they were not chocolate chips.   

Eww !!! Bleh

[Slytherin]

If you like Lord of The Rings you understand the joke

 

 

 

This is for @Timothy M.   Now waiting for him to post a Lego SATW comic  lol

 

Edited June 1, 2017 by Slytherin

[Ron]

An article by Dugan Arnett for the Boston Globe - Car Rental App

[Drew Espinosa]

[TalonRider]

Seen on a sign at a local Nursery:

 

This is a shady place.

Come see our trees.

[Ron]

[Ron]

[Drew Espinosa]

[JamesSavik]

 

[Slytherin]